A lube dispenser and heating element... lolz. That definitely looks fun to try at least once. I'd be scared to stick my schlong in anything mechanical though.
Developed by a Nasa Engineer... are you for fucking real ! He was obviously hugely successful, if he's now turned to porn ! maybe soemone needs to turn that into a strapline to adverise the industry...
Porn, We earn more that astranauts ! (ok I know I spell it wrong but it is 3am in the UK !)
I was speaking about this somewhere else. Things like this, a box to watch porn on your tv makes me think people forget why porn is so popular online. It leaves no evidence unlike some big electronic jerkatron machine. lol
Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office waiting for the weekend. Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football.
All Cops Are Bastards
I was speaking about this somewhere else. Things like this, a box to watch porn on your tv makes me think people forget why porn is so popular online. It leaves no evidence unlike some big electronic jerkatron machine. lol
The Jerkatron 6000!!
Now with Pinky Milking Attachment!
In addition to the revenue that will be generated by selling the device the company will also generate income by selling adult movies to work with the device and charge a pay per minute fee.
By charging a pay per minute fee we have the legal right to disable the device should the minutes run out, even if the user is in middle of watching a movie, at that point we can take the users penis hostage and demand he buy more minute in order to be able to remove his penis from the device.
I am sort of confused about a part of it. The FAQ says it is not waterproof etc. Then the maintenance wants you to open it and rinse it.
Also all of you future users - please do not get to excited fucking it and let go of that beast with your dick still inside of it or it will turn dual use as a penis enlarger.
good luck, the thing hasn't even launched yet. I will buy one when someone 'hacks' it and makes a control for it so you don't have to pay for some boring mainstream video content.
oh it simulates many sexual positions and stuff even says it simulates a footjob - wonder how that is accomplished does it transform or have some corn inserts
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
I don't know, seems like having to view their content to control it is shitty though. Why can't someone just make a really good male sex toy? I hope I get to see the full body virtual reality sex suit in my lifetime.
oh it simulates many sexual positions and stuff even says it simulates a footjob - wonder how that is accomplished does it transform or have some corn inserts
main flaw i see with this is that it is to large and obvious for the american market outside of the deviant and the ubber geek and it is not advanced or freaky enough for the japanese or germans
I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
perhaps they can think like a phone company and give the toy away based on some end user contract that lasts a couple of years
one that also includes so many minutes per month
I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
you may be right sir, looked back at like all the old black and white vids of weight loss machines made from a belt sander.
boy, they are slimming up now. More than one of those chix could benefit from taking a belt sander to their face
It looked pretty interesting, if I didn't have a girlfriend I might try it out, if I someone gave me one for free, I just would hope that nobody walked in while I was fucking it, because it seems less dignified that getting caught rubbing one out.
In addition to the revenue that will be generated by selling the device the company will also generate income by selling adult movies to work with the device and charge a pay per minute fee.
By charging a pay per minute fee we have the legal right to disable the device should the minutes run out, even if the user is in middle of watching a movie, at that point we can take the users penis hostage and demand he buy more minute in order to be able to remove his penis from the device.
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The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.
I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.
How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
I wonder is there any liability. Someone sticks his dick in this thing, it malfunctions and their johnson gets hurt.Imagine showing up at the emergency room this thing is stuck to your dick. lol
The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.
I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.
How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
With the fleshlight you are not tied to a company to use it after paying $149. Say AEBN went under then the toy wouldnt work? Also once again it looks like a very large device most dont want that. Net porn exploded because on the net it was easy to leave no clues.
I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
You saw it close up so I guess you have an idea about it but I can see how this thing
might sale. I thought of this one time and I actually figured something like it would
emerge eventually. I had no idea it would be this soon!!!
I was thinking way in the future.
This one may not be ideal based on some of what you said but I think this type of
product is going to grow in sophistication and being the first name out there to
deliver this type product can't hurt.
The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.
I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.
How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
I think it's a great idea but is too expensive. They should subsidize the cost of it a bit by factoring in that people will buy movies to go along with it. $150 is a lot for a Nintendo Power Glove for your dick.
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