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  • wtfent
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    • Nov 2003
    • 3790

    #1

    Do people really buy this shit?

    Seems like too much work just to jack off. I'd rather pop in a good ol porno and use my hand. lol.

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Damn that's quite a contraption,it's huge

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      • JD
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2003
        • 22651

        #4
        god damn people are strange...

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        • doridori
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2008
          • 2222

          #5
          ugh i think some ppl might be scared to put their dick in this...

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          • dav3
            Confirmed User
            • May 2007
            • 7348

            #6
            A lube dispenser and heating element... lolz. That definitely looks fun to try at least once. I'd be scared to stick my schlong in anything mechanical though.
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            • PixelBucks
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              • Sep 2008
              • 553

              #7
              Lol...

              Developed by a Nasa Engineer... are you for fucking real ! He was obviously hugely successful, if he's now turned to porn ! maybe soemone needs to turn that into a strapline to adverise the industry...

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              • tony299
                lurker
                • Aug 2002
                • 57021

                #8
                I was speaking about this somewhere else. Things like this, a box to watch porn on your tv makes me think people forget why porn is so popular online. It leaves no evidence unlike some big electronic jerkatron machine. lol

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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  that is serious fucked!

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                  • Herandrea
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 71

                    #10
                    This shit is huge lol
                    Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office waiting for the weekend. Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football.
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                    • Lushbucks
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 313

                      #11
                      I'm placing my order right now

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                      • xsabn
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2815

                        #12
                        looks big.

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                        • dav3
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                          • May 2007
                          • 7348

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tony404
                          I was speaking about this somewhere else. Things like this, a box to watch porn on your tv makes me think people forget why porn is so popular online. It leaves no evidence unlike some big electronic jerkatron machine. lol
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                          • RedShoe
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                            • Feb 2001
                            • 14831

                            #14
                            An old ex boss of mine built something similar to this 15 years ago. You could control a dildo thru the phone with a modem.

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                            • EscortBiz
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                              • May 2002
                              • 19422

                              #15
                              was this really in their business plan?

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                              In addition to the revenue that will be generated by selling the device the company will also generate income by selling adult movies to work with the device and charge a pay per minute fee.

                              By charging a pay per minute fee we have the legal right to disable the device should the minutes run out, even if the user is in middle of watching a movie, at that point we can take the users penis hostage and demand he buy more minute in order to be able to remove his penis from the device.

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                              • After Shock Media
                                It's coming look busy
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 35299

                                #16
                                I am sort of confused about a part of it. The FAQ says it is not waterproof etc. Then the maintenance wants you to open it and rinse it.

                                Also all of you future users - please do not get to excited fucking it and let go of that beast with your dick still inside of it or it will turn dual use as a penis enlarger.

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                                • eroticsexxx
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 3133

                                  #17
                                  I'm gonna buy one for sure.

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                                  • Wagerboy
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                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 2290

                                    #18
                                    im very confused here.
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                                    • hankphone
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                                      • Nov 2007
                                      • 540

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Camm
                                      I'm placing my order right now
                                      good luck, the thing hasn't even launched yet. I will buy one when someone 'hacks' it and makes a control for it so you don't have to pay for some boring mainstream video content.

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                                      • hankphone
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 540

                                        #20
                                        In the meantime, I'll just keep filling my belly button with spunk.

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299

                                          #21
                                          oh it simulates many sexual positions and stuff even says it simulates a footjob - wonder how that is accomplished does it transform or have some corn inserts

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                                          • CyberHustler
                                            Masterbaiter
                                            • Feb 2006
                                            • 28750

                                            #22
                                            Bye Bye fleshlight?
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                                            • hankphone
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 540

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nick Decker
                                              Bye Bye fleshlight?
                                              I don't know, seems like having to view their content to control it is shitty though. Why can't someone just make a really good male sex toy? I hope I get to see the full body virtual reality sex suit in my lifetime.

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                                              • Slick
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 7338

                                                #24
                                                I think that thing is interesting enough to make me pull out my wallet and order one, just to see what it's like.

                                                I have to agree with the rest of you though, that thing is pretty fucking big, ha ha.

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                                                • tony299
                                                  lurker
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 57021

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                  oh it simulates many sexual positions and stuff even says it simulates a footjob - wonder how that is accomplished does it transform or have some corn inserts
                                                  you are on a roll in this thread

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                                                  • Iron Fist
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 23400

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by hankphone
                                                    In the meantime, I'll just keep filling my belly button with spunk.
                                                    i like waffles

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                                                    • After Shock Media
                                                      It's coming look busy
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 35299

                                                      #27
                                                      main flaw i see with this is that it is to large and obvious for the american market outside of the deviant and the ubber geek and it is not advanced or freaky enough for the japanese or germans

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                                                      • Wagerboy
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                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 2290

                                                        #28
                                                        id be scared to try that...might sell tho
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                                                        • Jim_Gunn
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 5702

                                                          #29
                                                          I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.

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                                                          • brand0n
                                                            been very busy
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 26983

                                                            #30
                                                            i bet if it was cheaper, or the vod was part of the package itd sell
                                                            want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 35299

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                              I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
                                                              perhaps they can think like a phone company and give the toy away based on some end user contract that lasts a couple of years
                                                              one that also includes so many minutes per month

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                                                              • hankphone
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Nov 2007
                                                                • 540

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
                                                                you may be right sir, looked back at like all the old black and white vids of weight loss machines made from a belt sander.



                                                                boy, they are slimming up now. More than one of those chix could benefit from taking a belt sander to their face

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                                                                • Iron Fist
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 23400

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by hankphone
                                                                  More than one of those chix could benefit from taking a belt sander to their face
                                                                  i like waffles

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                                                                  • raven1083
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                                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                                    • 7687

                                                                    #34
                                                                    that was totally a shit!
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                                                                    • Horny Dude
                                                                      Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 4913

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Holy shit $149.00! Just give me a mag & some oil and I'm good. Plus who wants to clean the fucking thing after you just got done using it?

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                                                                      • After Shock Media
                                                                        It's coming look busy
                                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                                        • 35299

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Horny Dude
                                                                        Holy shit $149.00! Just give me a mag & some oil and I'm good. Plus who wants to clean the fucking thing after you just got done using it?
                                                                        someone with money time a straw and a like for his own cum

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                                                                        • CybermedAndy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 4170

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I bet they sell a ton

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                                                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                            • 14809

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                                            An old ex boss of mine built something similar to this 15 years ago. You could control a dildo thru the phone with a modem.

                                                                            Redshoe your avatar fucking rules. sadly, you'll never read this...

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                                                                            • After Shock Media
                                                                              It's coming look busy
                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                              • 35299

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MoneyBetsAndy
                                                                              I bet they sell a ton
                                                                              i bet they claim to sell a ton and as sure as hell will let us know how fantastic it sells

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                                                                              • hankphone
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2007
                                                                                • 540

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MoneyBetsAndy
                                                                                I bet they sell a ton
                                                                                so like... they will sell 2?

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                                                                                • After Shock Media
                                                                                  It's coming look busy
                                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                                  • 35299

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by hankphone
                                                                                  so like... they will sell 2?
                                                                                  ok that was funny

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                                                                                  • Dave_Lethal
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                    • 337

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by wtfent
                                                                                    Seems like too much work just to jack off. I'd rather pop in a good ol porno and use my hand. lol.

                                                                                    http://realtouch.com/
                                                                                    It looked pretty interesting, if I didn't have a girlfriend I might try it out, if I someone gave me one for free, I just would hope that nobody walked in while I was fucking it, because it seems less dignified that getting caught rubbing one out.

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                                                                                    • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 14141

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by EscortBiz
                                                                                      was this really in their business plan?

                                                                                      --

                                                                                      In addition to the revenue that will be generated by selling the device the company will also generate income by selling adult movies to work with the device and charge a pay per minute fee.

                                                                                      By charging a pay per minute fee we have the legal right to disable the device should the minutes run out, even if the user is in middle of watching a movie, at that point we can take the users penis hostage and demand he buy more minute in order to be able to remove his penis from the device.

                                                                                      ----
                                                                                      The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.

                                                                                      I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.

                                                                                      How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
                                                                                      Last edited by FreeHugeMovies; 01-10-2009, 09:45 PM.

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                                                                                      • hypedough
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                                                        • 3743

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        LOL imagine it sucking your dick in and not letting it go until you sign up for all the other sites haha.

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                                                                                        • tony299
                                                                                          lurker
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 57021

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I wonder is there any liability. Someone sticks his dick in this thing, it malfunctions and their johnson gets hurt.Imagine showing up at the emergency room this thing is stuck to your dick. lol
                                                                                          Last edited by tony286; 01-10-2009, 09:52 PM.

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                                                                                          • tony299
                                                                                            lurker
                                                                                            • Aug 2002
                                                                                            • 57021

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                            The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.

                                                                                            I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.

                                                                                            How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
                                                                                            With the fleshlight you are not tied to a company to use it after paying $149. Say AEBN went under then the toy wouldnt work? Also once again it looks like a very large device most dont want that. Net porn exploded because on the net it was easy to leave no clues.

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                                                                                            • sortie
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                              • 7771

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                                              I saw and touched one of those things at the show. $149.95 for the consumer to purchase the machine and $1/minute for the VOD associated with it was what I was told is the marketing plan. It's going to be a total failure, just like the other similar devices that came before it. Nobody is going to spend money on that and have a jerk off machine sitting in their house. Not even AEBN's marketing muscle is going to help. In a few months it's going to be a laughing stock or forgotten about as an abysmal failure.
                                                                                              You saw it close up so I guess you have an idea about it but I can see how this thing
                                                                                              might sale. I thought of this one time and I actually figured something like it would
                                                                                              emerge eventually. I had no idea it would be this soon!!!
                                                                                              I was thinking way in the future.

                                                                                              This one may not be ideal based on some of what you said but I think this type of
                                                                                              product is going to grow in sophistication and being the first name out there to
                                                                                              deliver this type product can't hurt.

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                                                                                              • PXN
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Jun 2008
                                                                                                • 1548

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                It look so big, u must have at least a 9 inch cock for it to work.

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                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 8452

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                  The movies have to be encoded and they device only works with approved videos. Thus you can't steal or pirate the movies and use the service for free. The RT will not work unless it pings an AEBN Server.

                                                                                                  I believe they are going to sell a shit load of these. Flesh Light sold like hotcakes. This is a Flesh Light on steroids.

                                                                                                  How many men in the US want to have virtual sex with the scarlet of their choice? The WM will make $50 a sale and make money from the VOD mins that user buys.
                                                                                                  I think it's a great idea but is too expensive. They should subsidize the cost of it a bit by factoring in that people will buy movies to go along with it. $150 is a lot for a Nintendo Power Glove for your dick.

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                                                                                                  • leek
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                                                                                                    • May 2008
                                                                                                    • 342

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                                                    i bet if it was cheaper, or the vod was part of the package itd sell
                                                                                                    The VOD is part of the package.

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