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  • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
    I guarantee it
    • May 2005
    • 18314

    #1

    best Amazon book review ever

    The Secret
    by Rhonda Byrne
    Edition: Hardcover
    Price: $14.37
    Availability: In Stock

    309 used & new from $7.87


    3,776 of 3,821 people found the following review helpful:

    5.0 out of 5 stars The Secret saved my life!, December 4, 2007

    Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.

    At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.

    My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.

    Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.

    The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.

    The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.

    Comment Comments (154) | Permalink | Most recent comment: Jan 10, 2009 1:16 PM PST

  • bobby666
    boots are my religion
    • Nov 2005
    • 21765

    #2
    thanks for the secret

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    • F-U-Jimmy
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2006
      • 6853

      #3
      Nice find
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      • scottybuzz
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        • May 2006
        • 14799

        #4
        Nice on DJ, good find.
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        • Kristian
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 3733

          #5
          Awesome find!

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38941

            #6
            Classic LOL

            I did a simaler thing once., regarding a graphics card review...
            I had it made out that it raped me in the shower...

            Although the mods of the forum removed it, other members kept re-posing it word 4 word !


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            • pornask
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2006
              • 6518

              #7
              Dude should write a book, he's very good at making up stories

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              • Ethersync
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2008
                • 5289

                #8
                Inspiring stuff
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                • iheartbucks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 637

                  #9
                  that's awesome lol

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                  • Jdoughs
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5794

                    #10
                    Excellent review indeed.
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                    • Brujah
                      Beer Money Baron
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 22157

                      #11
                      His other reviews are pretty funny too.

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                      • chodadog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 9736

                        #12
                        His other reviews:

                        http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A3R7PU67SRMD1E

                        This guy is hilarious.
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                        • TyroneGoldberg
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1081

                          #13
                          hahahahaha...

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                          • notoldschool
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 5687

                            #14
                            Fucking sweet.
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                            • JamesK
                              hi
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 16731

                              #15
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                              • u-Bob
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                                • Jul 2005
                                • 33063

                                #16
                                hehe

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                                • WalkerTR
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2006
                                  • 1646

                                  #17
                                  LMAO

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                                  • Drake
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 12508

                                    #18
                                    lol
                                    ......

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                                    • tranza
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 57559

                                      #19
                                      Nice find dude!
                                      I'm just a newbie.

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                                      • CaptainHowdy
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 94730

                                        #20
                                        Ahahahahahahahahaha!

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                                        • StaceyJo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2008
                                          • 8960

                                          #21
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