OMG i just CUSSED THE FUCK OUT of this chick i picked up!

**Ice** · 01-08-2009, 08:10 PM

Well if you just picked her up and she said that then she must be a quick study of people

**EXPORT** · 01-08-2009, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

this girl tells me "thats the gayest thing i have ever heard"

but what did you say to her first?

**Iron Fist** · 01-08-2009, 08:14 PM

So whatever comes out of your mouth is the gayest?

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by EXPORT

but what did you say to her first?

she told me i talk like a whiteboy on txt, i think she was bein sarcastic,

so i told her my nickname in basketball was "2 scoop of sugar, a lil brown a lil white"

i just dont give a fuck. she is smokin hot, i only go after dime pieces i cannot wait to take her out. have a good feeling. QUALITY NOT QUANTITY.

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:14 PM

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Ice

Well if you just picked her up and she said that then she must be a quick study of people

Ice you gotta have balls to go after these types they will walk the fuck all over you. i am the BIG PAPI i run the show.

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Ice you gotta have balls to go after these types they will walk the fuck all over you. i am the BIG PAPI i run the show.

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

yoou got no game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got game!!!!!!!!!!!

**Ice** · 01-08-2009, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I i am the BIG PAPI

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

You didn't just say that did you?

You canadians crack me up

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

yoou got no game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got game!!!!!!!!!!!

negro if you saw the chix i bang your jaw would drop.

sheet dude they r all fucking smokin, i walk around like a got a 10 foot dick i got so much confidence these days. picked her up at rogers wireless.

chick tells me firsttime to come back and maybe i can take her out, so wtf do i do? i go back not like a pussy and feel rejected and tell her

"i could be spending time driving back and forth trying to take you out or i could be spending the time trying to get to know you better"

brush my dam shoulders off dis boy is HOT.

PEEEMP

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

negro if you saw the chix i bang your jaw would drop.

sheet dude they r all fucking smokin, i walk around like a got a 10 foot dick i got so much confidence these days. picked her up at rogers wireless.

chick tells me firsttime to come back and maybe i can take her out, so wtf do i do? i go back not like a pussy and feel rejected and tell her

"i could be spending time driving back and forth trying to take you out or i could be spending the time trying to get to know you better"

brush my dam shoulders off dis boy is HOT.

PEEEMP

my good looks have me 5 steps aheead of you!!!!!!!!

When i whip out my bling the bitches all cream!!!!!!!!!!!

**Tube Ace** · 01-08-2009, 08:21 PM

is she 18-23 years old?

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by Tube Ace

is she 18-23 years old?

yep yep why do you ask>?

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

my good looks have me 5 steps aheead of you!!!!!!!!

When i whip out my bling the bitches all cream!!!!!!!!!!!

trust me dude im a fucking stud. any woman you have ever fucked if they slept with me they would forget you even existed.

girls call my dick amnesia because they forget about all their ex fucks after im done bonin em.

**Tube Ace** · 01-08-2009, 08:26 PM

young chicks say dumb stuff like that.

**Ice** · 01-08-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

my good looks have me 5 steps aheead of you!!!!!!!!

When i whip out my bling the bitches all cream!!!!!!!!!!!

Well it's good you whip out the bling because if you whip out the cock they would laugh

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

trust me dude im a fucking stud. any woman you have ever fucked if they slept with me they would forget you even existed.

girls call my dick amnesia because they forget about all their ex fucks after im done bonin em.

When bitches see me they get wet instantaneously...

bitches dig my beautiful silky cock

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Ice

Well it's good you whip out the bling because if you whip out the cock they would laugh

my cock is silky and smooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

When bitches see me they get wet instantaneously...

bitches dig my beautiful silky cock

they are probably sweating because you look like the type of guy a chick doesnt want to run into in a dark alley.

**Juicy D. Links** · 01-08-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

they are probably sweating because you look like the type of guy a chick doesnt want to run into in a dark alley.

they love my silky skin

**EXPORT** · 01-08-2009, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

once boiled spaghetti aint that straight u know

or is that the message u are trying to convey?

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by EXPORT

once boiled spaghetti aint that straight u know

or is that the message u are trying to convey?

the only message for me is the message of God.

**baddog** · 01-08-2009, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

HAHAHAH

this girl tells me "thats the gayest thing i have ever heard"
i tell her "how is it the gayest thing you have ever heard when you hear yourself talk everyday"

FAKIN OWNED!

I thought the OMG was bad enough, but to hear that was your reply?

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:39 PM

Baddog you are just so old!!!! go eat some cashews and mints!

**Ice** · 01-08-2009, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by EXPORT

once boiled spaghetti aint that straight u know

or is that the message u are trying to convey?

I think you are right. If a girl heats him up he goes limp.... hence the gayest comments.

**baddog** · 01-08-2009, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i am straight as a piece of spaghetti.

**MetaMan** · 01-08-2009, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by Ice

I think you are right. If a girl heats him up he goes limp.... hence the gayest comments.

i dont need heating up i always bring a cock sock.

**EXPORT** · 01-08-2009, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

the only message for me is the message of God.

he sent you down to earth to be awesome, right?

**EXPORT** · 01-08-2009, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Ice

I think you are right. If a girl heats him up he goes limp.... hence the gayest comments.

oh fair play

did not see it at that angle

**ExLust** · 01-08-2009, 08:48 PM

lol, that was funny then.

**AaliyahLove** · 01-08-2009, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by sharphead

So whatever comes out of your mouth is the gayest?

She said what most women are thinking.. good for her LOL

**d-null** · 01-08-2009, 11:32 PM

**OverdueNudes** · 01-08-2009, 11:32 PM

Top 10 worst stories i've ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

**grumpy** · 01-08-2009, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

trust me dude im a fucking stud. any woman you have ever fucked if they slept with me they would forget you even existed.

girls call my dick amnesia because they forget about all their ex fucks after im done bonin em.

yea, youre a player.

**nico-t** · 01-09-2009, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by OverdueNudes

Top 10 worst stories i've ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

**Gasper** · 01-09-2009, 04:23 AM

Jesus .. the ammount of self OWNAGE is huge in this thread

**leek** · 01-09-2009, 04:27 AM

Ice make 'em go down quick - like the Titanic.

**bloggingseo** · 01-09-2009, 04:48 AM

Meta Man I'm pretty sure you're a poser

**Holly** · 01-09-2009, 05:11 AM

Originally posted by OverdueNudes

Top 10 worst stories i've ever heard. Thanks for sharing.

**leek** · 01-09-2009, 05:16 AM

**Vicious_B** · 01-09-2009, 05:27 AM

I am so glad I am not single!

**brassmonkey** · 01-09-2009, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

she told me i talk like a whiteboy on txt, i think she was bein sarcastic,

so i told her my nickname in basketball was "2 scoop of sugar, a lil brown a lil white"

i just dont give a fuck. she is smokin hot, i only go after dime pieces i cannot wait to take her out. have a good feeling. QUALITY NOT QUANTITY.

was that sugar in your tank

**MetaMan** · 01-09-2009, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by 12clicksMichele

I am so glad I am not single!

im so glad you most likely settled for a small dick boyfriend because i only date dime pieces anyway, you have no chance with me.

all you GFY dorks sit at home and wack off to simpsons porn all day, while you are doing this i am out banging the sexiest women on the planet, i am starting to believe God put me here for that sole purpose. How is it that i can be drunk as fuck banging a chick and in the morning they will tell me "that is the best sex i have ever had".

here is a tip you losers put down the twinkey box, hit the treadmill and maybe you can stop tapping your local escorts and local pub fatties and get with some real women for once.

**Machete_** · 01-09-2009, 08:07 AM

MetaMan, you should write a E-book. You could guarantee the success for lonely people on any dating site

**MetaMan** · 01-09-2009, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by ebus_dk

MetaMan, you should write a E-book. You could guarantee the success for lonely people on any dating site

people dont listen i give this advice for FREE and still get no thank yous. only a couple people listen and follow through. my posts and a handbook of proper pimpin. one day i will def write a book about it.

**baddog** · 01-09-2009, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by Gasper

Jesus .. the ammount of self OWNAGE is huge in this thread

When not a good speller one should use this font instead.

**MetaMan** · 01-09-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by baddog

When not a good speller one should use this font instead.

baddoggggggggggggggggggg that was good LOLLLLLL
i knew you had it in you!

**baddog** · 01-09-2009, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

How is it that i can be drunk as fuck banging a chick and in the morning they will tell me "that is the best sex i have ever had".

Really? You have not figured that out yet?

.

.

**MetaMan** · 01-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by baddog

Really? You have not figured that out yet?

so i am guessing you show this chart to all the young girls in your pics before you start feeding them shots.

**kmanrox** · 01-09-2009, 08:24 AM

lol MM, what are you, like 12yo?

OMG i just CUSSED THE FUCK OUT of this chick i picked up!

OMG i just CUSSED THE FUCK OUT of this chick i picked up!

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