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Kard63 · 01-07-2009, 03:39 PM

They wont even do the stubble at the base of my cock. WTF is wrong with them? Has any dude had their junk done? Its not a hardcore pain so it could be fun. I guess it would be awkward if I blew a load all over her safety goggles.

polish_aristocrat · 01-07-2009, 03:40 PM

why did they refuse?

The Heron · 01-07-2009, 03:45 PM

Did they tell you to come back when you got rid of the crabs?

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JamesK · 01-07-2009, 03:53 PM

I got my ass lasered a while back. Was a great experience

mynameisjim · 01-07-2009, 03:56 PM

I'm not a doctor but your balls seem to be a different kind of skin than the rest of your body. I don't know if I'd want any lasers down there.

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

dav3 · 01-07-2009, 03:57 PM

The nano laser hasn't come in yet. Call them back in about a month.

Kard63 · 01-07-2009, 04:07 PM

I wanted them to do my asshole too so it would be easier to get chicks to toss my salad but they declined. I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

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waxing just shave

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Thats discrimination...

Gary_TLX · 01-07-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

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Originally Posted by Libertine

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TidalWave · 01-07-2009, 05:24 PM

i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

OG LennyT · 01-07-2009, 05:33 PM

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TidalWave · 01-07-2009, 05:38 PM

thanks

Choker · 01-07-2009, 05:38 PM

When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

Choker · 01-07-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave

i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

Yah first time hurts the most. Go to a adult store buy a tube of anal eaze, spread it on your face 5 minutes before they start lasering. I'm not kidding man it works I did it.

TidalWave · 01-07-2009, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

Wow, thats pretty expensive actually! I think I'm only paying $40 per time for my entire face.

PSSuperstars · 01-07-2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave

i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

It doesn't hurt less.
Hair grows in 3-4 stages.. depending on the person.
They have to up the voltage of the laser each time.
It WILL hurt more.

The final time I went... my fourth session.. They suggested that I numb myself with a numbing cream first. I cried so hard.. AND it was numb.. That's how badly the 4th session hurt.

Then they told me, "Oh well your final stage of hair has a blonde root, so this probably isn't going to last, we'll give you 50% off touch ups.."

Grr.

PSSuperstars · 01-07-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker

When i lived in orlando i couldnt even find a place to wax my ball sack. Here in Miami all waxing places do that, I' getting my third laser treatment on my face and crotch this week. They burn all the hair on my cock, balls, above my cock, around my asshole everything. 6 treatments for both my face and crotch for just $999 hell of a deal. It's actually a spa in a shopping mall. You must live in a conservative town.

That's actually a really good price. I think I paid 1200 for lip and arms... 4 sessions each... and this was done by a real RN...

You didn't think it hurt? I must be a wuss then.

AaliyahLove · 01-07-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

I wanted them to do my asshole too so it would be easier to get chicks to toss my salad but they declined. I will have to go to the gay place next time but the session had better be recorded. If they slip me some finger I'm goin to court!

KArd hunny, do you think HAIR is the only reason chicks won't toss your salad? I'm sorry, I am a kinky girl, but for me anyways, I love to get my salad tossed, but it does not go both ways! Men's assholes are... ugh.. heheh

TidalWave · 01-07-2009, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PSSuperstars

That's actually a really good price. I think I paid 1200 for lip and arms... 4 sessions each... and this was done by a real RN...

You didn't think it hurt? I must be a wuss then.

Dude, my eyes teared up too. That shit is crazy lol. I wish it could just happen in one big hit like waxing or something.

With the laser, its over and over and over and over and OVER again. Crazy lol

brassmonkey · 01-07-2009, 06:23 PM

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Kard63 · 01-07-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

KArd hunny, do you think HAIR is the only reason chicks won't toss your salad? I'm sorry, I am a kinky girl, but for me anyways, I love to get my salad tossed, but it does not go both ways! Men's assholes are... ugh.. heheh

Pppfft thats what you think. If I ate your ass you would feel like you owe me so much you wouldnt be able to wait to get your tongue in my bung.

AaliyahLove · 01-07-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kard63

Pppfft thats what you think. If I ate your ass you would feel like you owe me so much you wouldnt be able to wait to get your tongue in my bung.

But there are other ways to pay a man back sexually without sticking my tounge up his butt.. ewww heheh

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tony286 · 01-07-2009, 09:10 PM

it sounds very painful lol

Spunky · 01-07-2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

But there are other ways to pay a man back sexually without sticking my tounge up his butt.. ewww heheh

What if I showered first?

edgeprod · 01-07-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

I guess it's all relative to the size of one's balls.

corbu · 01-08-2009, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I'm not a doctor but your balls seem to be a different kind of skin than the rest of your body. I don't know if I'd want any lasers down there.

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

i would say the same thing. the skin is different. plus they probably don't want that lazer near your balls even if they do the stubble on top

kmanrox · 01-08-2009, 01:19 AM

i've had the upper cheeks of my face done and it hurt like a MOTHER FUCKER

i was cursing, kicking lolll

Nicky · 01-08-2009, 01:46 AM

Fuck that shit, shave is the way.

Brujah · 01-08-2009, 01:59 AM

Wow. Guys of the world are all turning into girls.

TidalWave · 01-08-2009, 02:10 AM

yo, i have to shave every day. its a pain in the ass.

Iron Fist · 01-08-2009, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

Did they tell you to come back when you got rid of the crabs?

tranza · 01-08-2009, 06:32 AM

Why did they decline?

bobby666 · 01-08-2009, 07:05 AM

..due to herpes?

st0ned · 01-08-2009, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I'm not a doctor but your balls seem to be a different kind of skin than the rest of your body. I don't know if I'd want any lasers down there.

Anyway, it takes 1 minute to shave your balls, how busy are you?

LMFAO!

dready · 01-08-2009, 07:10 AM

Every place here has cock and balls right on the price list.

ahoy · 01-08-2009, 08:34 AM

Im I missing something here? Since when did guys start lasering their face and balls? Too good for the good ole shaver?

gornyhuy · 01-08-2009, 08:41 AM

I do hate ball and ass stubble. But not THAT much.

SNL · 01-08-2009, 08:47 AM

get some dude to take care of that stubble.

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Vicious_B · 01-08-2009, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready

Every place here has cock and balls right on the price list.

Is that how the word it?

pornguy · 01-08-2009, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave

i went to laser my face .. FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN, it hurts like a mofo!!!

ive only gone once, need to go back another 2 or 3 times ... already paid for them too. god damn it hurts.
the next few times will hurt less, but i still have a lot of hair so probably not

They have xylocane ( not sure hot to spell that ) cream you can buy that might help but you might need a script to get it.

SteveHardeman · 01-08-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Yah first time hurts the most. Go to a adult store buy a tube of anal eaze, spread it on your face 5 minutes before they start lasering. I'm not kidding man it works I did it.

I'm betting there's a totally different story to how you got anal eaze on your face. Illegal tube site owner abruptly stop walking? badump bump.....

Sorry man, couldn't resist. :-)

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