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jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 11:23 AM

Hey all .. just like to announce that we just added Boost Ultra to our product line .. I am not a pill sales type guy but I have used everything and anything during my many years of performing and I'll be the first to tell you ..I was skeptical when I was approached ..well I tried these and they fucking work great .. No viagra head aches .. no harsh side effects at all actually .. they are maybe a bit "speedy" which I found great .. (kept me awake..lmfao )
if your in the pill game and interested in these .. they do work .. they are not the cheapest out there.. (because they DO work) ... We have added the banners and links to our program
please grab some tools and get these out there ..

TurboAngel · 01-08-2009, 12:10 PM

Here's a bump for ya.

Martin · 01-08-2009, 12:11 PM

Can I get a sample?

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 12:12 PM

Yeah, of course they work. You wouldn't sell them if they didn't. <snicker>

BradM · 01-08-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Yeah, of course they work. You wouldn't sell them if they didn't. <snicker>

I have a bottle on my desk. Tried it myself and it gives me a raging viagra style erection.

They'd send you some if you weren't a dirty Canadian.

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I have a bottle on my desk. Tried it myself and it gives me a raging viagra style erection.

They'd send you some if you weren't a dirty Canadian.

The point was every one of these new products, be it herbal Viagara, penis enlargment, weight loss or whatever, always come out swinging with "this product really works!".

I mean, who's going to come out and say "We just repackage this snake oil and you buy it like suckers!"?

BradM · 01-08-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

The point was every one of these new products, be it herbal Viagara, penis enlargment, weight loss or whatever, always come out swinging with "this product really works!".

I mean, who's going to come out and say "We just repackage this snake oil and you buy it like suckers!"?

I will.

jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

The point was every one of these new products, be it herbal Viagara, penis enlargment, weight loss or whatever, always come out swinging with "this product really works!".

I mean, who's going to come out and say "We just repackage this snake oil and you buy it like suckers!"?

The deal is .. I wouldn't have gone through the bull shit to test ... add, and then get new processing for this product if I couldn't stand behind it as "Jake Sweet" .. and I do ..

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

The point was every one of these new products, be it herbal Viagara, penis enlargment, weight loss or whatever, always come out swinging with "this product really works!".

I mean, who's going to come out and say "We just repackage this snake oil and you buy it like suckers!"?

Want me to buy a bottle and have them sent to you?

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Want me to buy a bottle and have them sent to you?

How about you bring me a bottle, sunshine?

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

How about you bring me a bottle, sunshine?

What if they don't work?

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

What if they don't work?

That's okay, no help actually required. Just come alone then.

jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

What if they don't work?

lol .. be careful ... they do .. you could be in for a bit of a "situation" ..not a big one .. but at least a hard one .. ;)

biskoppen · 01-08-2009, 12:38 PM

Don't convince us that they work.. convince the customers
At least you're not claiming your penis-enlargement pills work..

tranza · 01-08-2009, 12:40 PM

Do they really work?

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

That's okay, no help actually required. Just come alone then.

I've heard you can call the BradM Erection Troubleshooter Hotline, 24-7 and he's there to answer.

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog

lol .. be careful ... they do .. you could be in for a bit of a "situation" ..not a big one .. but at least a hard one .. ;)

Are you trying to tell me that WarChild has a small penis???

Have you seen it? Did he send you pictures?

jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Are you trying to tell me that WarChild has a small penis???

Have you seen it? Did he send you pictures?

It would be very unprofessional of me to directly state that anyone had a "small penis" .. jeebsus ... specially warchild ..
Small is in the eye of the beholder ..

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 12:47 PM

That's it! I'm taking my ummm, marbles, and going home.

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog

It would be very unprofessional of me to directly state that anyone had a "small penis" .. jeebsus ... specially warchild ..
Small is in the eye of the beholder ..

It's still sounding like you've seen his junk.

Pics?

Holly · 01-08-2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

That's it! I'm taking my ummm, marbles, and going home.

Take a picture of your best shooter first and send it to me.

jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

It's still sounding like you've seen his junk.

Pics?

Alright fuck .. it wasn't a pic or in real life .. it was a web cam .. and uhm .. I was masquerading as a 14 yr old boy ..
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Fuck I am sorry WC .. but it was kinda funny ..

BradM · 01-08-2009, 12:53 PM

Thanks for calling 1 800 cock help, my name is BradM how can I help you?

Holly · 01-08-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Thanks for calling 1 800 cock help, my name is BradM how can I help you?

That's exactly how I imagined it.

edit: except you're wearing eyeshadow and a feather boa.

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 04:42 PM

Sorry I had to go for my nap I was starting to get a little cranky.

BradM · 01-08-2009, 04:42 PM

As an ugly man I have to admit that I would make a REALLY ugly woman.

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 04:44 PM

I'm too sexy for this thread.

WarChild · 01-08-2009, 04:49 PM

I am currently rocking out to the XM 80's channel.

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I could hold on to.
I know you think I'm like the others before,
who saw your name and number on the wall.
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine.
Jenny don't change your number.
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

jakethedog · 01-08-2009, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I am currently rocking out to the XM 80's channel.

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I could hold on to.
I know you think I'm like the others before,
who saw your name and number on the wall.
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine.
Jenny don't change your number.
8-6-7-5-3-0-9

HAHA.. you made me actually sing that out loud as i read it ... dammit ..

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 01-08-2009, 08:32 PM

I think we need visual confirmation on this...

01-08-2009, 11:23 AM	#1
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	We just added Boner Pills that WORK .. ! Hey all .. just like to announce that we just added Boost Ultra to our product line .. I am not a pill sales type guy but I have used everything and anything during my many years of performing and I'll be the first to tell you ..I was skeptical when I was approached ..well I tried these and they fucking work great .. No viagra head aches .. no harsh side effects at all actually .. they are maybe a bit "speedy" which I found great .. (kept me awake..lmfao ) if your in the pill game and interested in these .. they do work .. they are not the cheapest out there.. (because they DO work) ... We have added the banners and links to our program please grab some tools and get these out there .. __________________ No sig .. just me

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WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	I am currently rocking out to the XM 80's channel. Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to? You give me something I could hold on to. I know you think I'm like the others before, who saw your name and number on the wall. Jenny I've got your number I need to make you mine. Jenny don't change your number. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 __________________ .

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