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Zeroquest · 01-07-2009, 03:53 PM

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, ?Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?? ?Negative, ma?am,? the Sergeant Major said, ?Just serious by nature.?

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ?It looks like you have seen a lot of action.? The Sergeant Major?s short reply was, ?Yes, ma?am, a lot of action.? The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, ?You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.? The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, ?You know, I hope you don?t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?? The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, ?1955.? She said, ?Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!?

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ?relax? him several times. Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, ?Wow, you sure didn?t forget much since 1955!? The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, ?I hope not, it?s only 21:30 now.?

JamesK · 01-07-2009, 03:54 PM

Thanks, I just came.

dav3 · 01-07-2009, 04:00 PM

It's 1620 somewhere.

Khulan · 01-07-2009, 04:03 PM

HAHA... that was funny

96ukssob · 01-07-2009, 04:04 PM

good joke

WiredGuy · 01-07-2009, 04:08 PM

haha, nice.
WG

u-Bob · 01-07-2009, 04:23 PM

great

brassmonkey · 01-07-2009, 04:58 PM

hahaha good 1

germ · 01-07-2009, 05:17 PM

Usually I hate joke threads, but that was a good one.

MetaMan · 01-07-2009, 05:26 PM

i liked it lots actually

doridori · 01-07-2009, 05:48 PM

l dont get it

421Fill · 01-07-2009, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doridori

l dont get it

seriously?

kektex · 01-07-2009, 06:30 PM

Haha good one zero!

19:55 = 7:55 in military or 24-hour time dori

collegeboobies · 01-07-2009, 06:35 PM

thats way too long

Corleone · 01-07-2009, 07:20 PM

hehe good one

doridori · 01-07-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex

Haha good one zero!

19:55 = 7:55 in military or 24-hour time dori

ah so desu.

Iron Fist · 01-07-2009, 08:06 PM

Read it again

tony286 · 01-07-2009, 08:51 PM

very funny good one

01-07-2009, 03:53 PM	#1
Zeroquest Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 215	No Sex Since 1955 A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, ?Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?? ?Negative, ma?am,? the Sergeant Major said, ?Just serious by nature.? The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ?It looks like you have seen a lot of action.? The Sergeant Major?s short reply was, ?Yes, ma?am, a lot of action.? The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, ?You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.? The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, ?You know, I hope you don?t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?? The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, ?1955.? She said, ?Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!? She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ?relax? him several times. Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, ?Wow, you sure didn?t forget much since 1955!? The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, ?I hope not, it?s only 21:30 now.? __________________ LIQUIFY YOUR CONTENT! Hybrid Script: Tube, Galleries, Social, Blogging, Ad Management, and more! SALE PRICE: $149.95!! ICQ:443-501-156

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