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BigBen

01-09-2009 01:36 AM

When you call and we say we can't talk or we're busy at the moment, although you may think so, it doesn't translate to "tell me everything that's going on with you."

Some good ones on your site. :thumbsup

jimmy-3-way

01-09-2009 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15300126)

Already on the list:

A blowjob is always appreciated, and will make us forgive you for anything you might've done short of cheating on us or killing our mother.

:winkwink:

My shit was more eloquent.

uno	01-09-2009 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 15301180)

1. Surprise me from time to time with a random 'I'm happy to have you' blowjob in the car or while I'm watching tv or whatever. Something random that lets me know you want me to feel good. Its not about the blowjob as much as its about you wanting me to feel good.

2. I really don't care about anything that happens at your work that doesn't involve you and I REALLY don't care about the relationship issues your friends are having.

3. Sometimes I want you to AT LEAST offer to pay for a meal or movie or whatever. If you don't, then you better surprise me with random 'I thought this would look good on you' gifts from time to time when you go shopping.

4. Shut the fuck up and let me drive. ( I don't care how many wrecks I've been in I don't want you to even try to dictate how fast I'm going )

5. Yes I think some of your friends are hot and I would have sex with them if I knew 100% that you wouldn't find out. If you don't believe me, tell me you decided you want to have a threesome with them and watch how fast I agree. (honestly I might play it off like I have to think about it but the final answer will be yes if I want to fuck the girl you offer)

6. I want to watch you fuck with other guys. I don't know why, it just turns me on.

7. Sometimes I don't want to be around you. Its not because I don't like you, its because I want to be alone or I have shit on my mind, etc. Don't take offense, just let me have my space when I need it.

8. Even though that 18 year old girl dressed like a prostitute is a lot younger than me, I still think she is hot and would fuck her if given the chance. And...I love how shes dressed, and yes I was staring at her and I'll probably be thinking about her next time we have sex!

9. I'll eat your pussy or worship your body any time you want, in addition to the random worshipings.

5 out of 9 are about sex....not too shabby if you ask me. I was thinking it would be at least 8 out of 9...lol. :winkwink:

What do you mean by "fuck with other guys"? Flirt or actually fool around?

tranza

01-09-2009 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 15290513)

Thanks for this post I will be a better woman now.

:winkwink:

And I'll be a better man!

andy83

01-09-2009 07:25 AM

lol @ all the posts

-When I'm having sex with you, sometimes I fantasize about other women. I could be having sex with other women while fantasizing about you, instead. Take your pick.

this is good :)

Holly

01-09-2009 07:31 AM

One hundred twenty-seven?????

I hate to break the news to you, but none of you are that deep/complicated. Delete all that and put this:

1. Here's my penis (points to penis)
2. Here's my mouth (points to mouth)
3. Here is porn (points to porn)
4. Here is video game/car/motorcycle/computer/TV/strip club (pick all that apply)

You don't have to cite me. It's common knowledge.

Vicious_B

01-09-2009 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 15302902)

If the list for men is 127 can you imagine what the hell the womans list would look like?
:1orglaugh

Barefootsies

01-09-2009 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15289406)

I'll start.

-If I want to have sex with you, I find you attractive. Stop asking me if I dislike your ass, boobs, stomach or whatever.

-Yes, I watch porn. All men do.

-Me looking at other women does not mean I am not attracted to you. It means I am male.

-If you have to ask, you're probably not hotter than that chick. No, you're not the most attractive woman in the world. Deal with it.

-If you weren't skinny when we started dating, chances are that I actually like the fact that you're not skinny.

-It's not my fault that you have pms. If you get mad at me because of it, I will think you are batshit insane.

-When I'm having sex with you, sometimes I fantasize about other women. I could be having sex with other women while fantasizing about you, instead. Take your pick.

-Your co-worker's sister's friend's love life doesn't interest me in the slightest. If you talk about it for over 10 seconds, I will not listen. If I pretend to listen while actually thinking about busty Swedish maidens bringing me beer, be happy - it's the closest thing to me listening you're going to get.

-Thinking of busty Swedish maidens bringing me beer makes me happy.

-My penis is twice as large as those of any guy you've ever had sex with. I know it's not true, and I don't care. Lie to me.

-Any movie that contains both explosions and people dying in spectacular new ways is worth watching.

-Yes, I just looked at her boobs. I had no other choice - they were there, and I have eyes.

-Sarah Jessica Parker is not a fashion icon. She's the Wicked Witch of the West. Try and look like her, and I will leave you.

http://www.blizzardimagehosting.com/...olowl-full.jpg

Barefootsies

01-09-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 15290501)

They need to know that when they turn to their guy and ask him "What are you thinking?" 95% of the time we really are thinking about nothing.

The other 5% of the time we are thinking about being a spy on a covert operation or something like that.

It's always easier to say "Nothing" even if you are in that 5% phase :)

a-FUCKING-men

I get called on this shit all the time. I am REALLY thinking about nothing. So there is nothing to report.
:disgust

bloggingseo

01-09-2009 08:49 AM

LOL the stuff you guys are saying you wish women knew, we know pretty much already

Barefootsies

01-09-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15291678)

to keep a man happy, keep putting out

if you want your bf or husband to not cheat on you, then put out more

if you keep putting out, you can get away with almost anything

if you think you are already putting out a lot, you aren't. put out more.

thats my :2 cents:

HA HA. Youngsters.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeirdHomer (Post 15292152)

- We love the occasional fuck with women we don't know and probably will never see again

True dat. I have explained this concept over and over many times.
:disgust

Barefootsies

01-09-2009 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15292976)

thats the best you could come up with? haha

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vicious_B

01-09-2009 08:58 AM

I stopped asking boyfriends what they were thinking about when I was 19. Learned that lesson young.

Voodoo

01-09-2009 09:15 AM

- Yoga is for lesbians. Period.

- If you happen to have some sort of mental breakdown, talk to me about it ONCE. After I tell you my thoughts on how you should handle it, either do it or don't. But I refuse to continue talking about it for whatever reasons you want to.

- Speaking of talking about it ONCE... If you want to talk about ANYTHING more than once, please call your Mother or friend. I don't like talking about things more than once, unless it's a simple "Oh, I forgot I already said that." moment, to which I will remind you at the earliest moment you let me interject.

- No I do not like hanging out with your friends, or going on double dates. I chose you because I like your T&A and some of your IQ, not because I want to socialize with your friends.

- If I want to see a movie, it's going to be a movie I pick. If you want to see a movie, it can be a movie YOU want to see. You don't have to get into the movie I want to see, but you do have to go. Just as I will most likely take a nap during your movie.

- When we have sex, please do not scratch the fuck out of my back. That shit hurts.

- If you want to have sex, please smell yourself "down there" first. If it doesn't smell very good, please go wash it before foreplay.

- Yes, you are great. But not 24/7! Please go find something else to do every once in a while and leave me alone. Try this about 2 or 3 times per week. We all need 3 kinds of time... us time, work time and ME time. ME time may include a buddy but does not include YOU.

- I promise, that I will NOT remember every significant date that WE share. If it is important to you, then please remind me at least 1 or 2 weeks in advance.

- Shopping is fun. But shopping with you all of the time is not. I don't really care which color your new socks are going to be. I will leave you in a store after the first few times, and go look at things that I want to look at. Please do not come find me. When I'm ready, I will come find you. Feel free to tell me you aren't ready yet... I can find other things to do, such as, hassling stock people... pranking you over the intercom etc... There is plenty I can be doing other than following you around in the makeup section.

lulu36

01-09-2009 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15303235)

I stopped asking boyfriends what they were thinking about when I was 19. Learned that lesson young.

lol. so true.

andy83

01-09-2009 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15303277)

- Yoga is for lesbians. Period.

- If you happen to have some sort of mental breakdown, talk to me about it ONCE. After I tell you my thoughts on how you should handle it, either do it or don't. But I refuse to continue talking about it for whatever reasons you want to.

- Speaking of talking about it ONCE... If you want to talk about ANYTHING more than once, please call your Mother or friend. I don't like talking about things more than once, unless it's a simple "Oh, I forgot I already said that." moment, to which I will remind you at the earliest moment you let me interject.

- No I do not like hanging out with your friends, or going on double dates. I chose you because I like your T&A and some of your IQ, not because I want to socialize with your friends.

- If I want to see a movie, it's going to be a movie I pick. If you want to see a movie, it can be a movie YOU want to see. You don't have to get into the movie I want to see, but you do have to go. Just as I will most likely take a nap during your movie.

- When we have sex, please do not scratch the fuck out of my back. That shit hurts.

- Yes, you are great. But not 24/7! Please go find something else to do every once in a while and leave me alone. Try this about 2 or 3 times per week. We all need 3 kinds of time... us time, work time and ME time. ME time may include a buddy but does not include YOU.

- I promise, that I will NOT remember every significant date that WE share. If it is important to you, then please remind me at least 1 or 2 weeks in advance.

- Shopping is fun. But shopping with you all of the time is not. I don't really care which color your new socks are going to be. I will leave you in a store after the first few times, and go look at things that I want to look at. Please do not come find me. When I'm ready, I will come find you. Feel free to tell me you aren't ready yet... I can find other things to do, such as, hassling stock people... pranking you over the intercom etc... There is plenty I can be doing other than following you around in the makeup section.

wow seriously! all these applies! lol
:thumbsup:thumbsup

Tom_PM

01-09-2009 11:49 AM

If you find yourself saying "and you know what I'm talking about", it automatically means we dont know what you are talking about.

If we ask you what you mean, it actually means we lack the data. It's not a test or something to avoid; dont call us stupid then presume we know this shit. lol

Libertine

01-11-2009 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15303277)

Ah, good ones. Will add them at http://menexplained.com/the-list/ :)

chupachups

01-11-2009 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15289406)

-Sarah Jessica Parker is not a fashion icon. She's the Wicked Witch of the West. Try and look like her, and I will leave you.

Or to put it like Jeremy Clarkson of "Top Gear" did. "Whats so special about that woman - she looks like a boiled horse!" :1orglaugh

who	01-11-2009 08:40 AM

Stop asking if the slop you cooked me for dinner is tasty. If you served it with beer it fucking rocks.

markuskulit

01-11-2009 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildcash_lewis (Post 15290485)

Don't play crazy mind fuck games, men can't guess, we need to be told....

So fucking True!:thumbsup

And seriously, stay away from our mobile phone don't read our texts... give us some privacy.

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