Pronunciation POLL Part II - MYSQL

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  • V_RocKs
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    • Nov 2003
    • 32448

    #1

    Pronunciation POLL Part II - MYSQL

    The history... SEQUEL came before MYSQL and the only thing they share is common is basic functionality.. Put in a statement and get a result. So when MYSQL came out it was thought that MY Sequel would be the wrong way to pronounce it since it might 1) be grounds for a lawsuit by IBM and 2) confuse people that think it is a derivative of SEQUEL.

    This time they got it wrong... It is not MY S Q L since that is 4 syllables and any coder knows that if you can do it with less and be more efficient you do it with less...

    MY S Q L
    1 - 2-3-4

    MY SEQUEL
    1 -- 2 --3

    So when we talk on the phone about LI-nux and MY-SEQUEL you had better pronounce this fucking shit right and not like they taught you in fucking school. You just show off that you are a newb with no experience or real skills when you do that.
    51
    MY-S-Q-L :: That is how my professor said it so I must conform.
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    36
    MY-SEQUEL :: I prefer less syllables... I can think for myself..
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  • d-null
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    • Apr 2007
    • 13724

    #2
    error on the Linnux, but that's the whole other thread

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    • chupachups
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      • Dec 2002
      • 6576

      #3
      I say My ES Q EL - but any english speaking person I have met say myseekwell.

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      • RedShoe
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        • Feb 2001
        • 14831

        #4
        I pronounce it like:
        MYSQL
        1 - 2

        Sounds like "High School"
        My-SKUEL

        I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.

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        • JamesK
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          • Jun 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by RedShoe
          I pronounce it like:
          MYSQL
          1 - 2

          Sounds like "High School"
          My-SKUEL

          I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.
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          • d-null
            . . .
            • Apr 2007
            • 13724

            #6
            My-S-Q-L


            just as S-Q-L by itself


            for those that don't say My-S-Q-L, how do you pronounce SQL by itself then?

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            • grumpy
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              • Jan 2002
              • 9870

              #7
              you have to much time on your hands. Who cares???
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              • Oracle Porn
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                • 24433

                #8
                mycql.....


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                • V_RocKs
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                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32448

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                  I pronounce it like:
                  MYSQL
                  1 - 2

                  Sounds like "High School"
                  My-SKUEL

                  I make it even shorter, and thus make it better. I rule.
                  You plagiarizing bastard!

                  Jeff Spicoli pronounced it that way in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in 1982. Give the credit where credit is due!

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                  • sarad
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 146

                    #10
                    Being a bit of a geek I have had this same discussion quite a few times - i always say MY-S-Q-L (My Ess Queue Elle) which is apparently the correct pronunciation
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                    • V_RocKs
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                      • Nov 2003
                      • 32448

                      #11
                      Originally posted by grumpy
                      you have to much time on your hands. Who cares???
                      Way to stay on point with that avatar.

                      I make so much cash I have time to fuck off and die every time someone tells me too.

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                      • chupachups
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 6576

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sarad
                        Being a bit of a geek I have had this same discussion quite a few times - i always say MY-S-Q-L (My Ess Queue Elle) which is apparently the correct pronunciation
                        Well I know IBM wanted it to be pronounced "Seek Well", but its not the way I say it..

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                        • grumpy
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 9870

                          #13
                          Originally posted by V_RocKs
                          Way to stay on point with that avatar.

                          I make so much cash I have time to fuck off and die every time someone tells me too.
                          point still stays
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                          • SomeCreep
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 26118

                            #14
                            Originally posted by d-null
                            how do you pronounce SQL by itself then?
                            "sequel"

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                            • HomeFry
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                              • Jun 2006
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                              #15
                              I say it like this...

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                              • 3M TA3
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                                • Aug 2005
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                                #16
                                Do you pronounce ICQ "Ickcue"?

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                                • hjnet
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                                  • May 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by d-null
                                  My-S-Q-L


                                  just as S-Q-L by itself


                                  for those that don't say My-S-Q-L, how do you pronounce SQL by itself then?
                                  Sequel ?

                                  I'm confused.....

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                                  • d-null
                                    . . .
                                    • Apr 2007
                                    • 13724

                                    #18
                                    http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/...-is-mysql.html

                                    "The official way to pronounce ?MySQL? is ?My Ess Que Ell? (not ?my sequel?), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as ?my sequel? or in some other localized way. "

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
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                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94026

                                      #19
                                      Mai ese ku ele!

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                                      • SCORE Ralph
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                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 2090

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by chupachups
                                        Well I know IBM wanted it to be pronounced "Seek Well", but its not the way I say it..
                                        I was going to say...
                                        Linux guys say My S-Q-L (properly from Structured Query Language)
                                        Windows guys say My Sequel as in 'seek well'
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                                        • StuartD
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 29903

                                          #21
                                          I see 3 letters, so I say 3 letters. S-Q-L
                                          If it was mysequel, I'd say it mysequel.

                                          That's just how my brain works.
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                                          • sortie
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                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 7771

                                            #22
                                            Why not just SQL; who doesn't know that it's mine?

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                                            • StuartD
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sortie
                                              Why not just SQL; who doesn't know that it's mine?
                                              Funny, but there is a SQL, and MS SQL, and MySQL and so forth.
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                                              • Babaganoosh
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by aspwm
                                                I was going to say...
                                                Linux guys say My S-Q-L (properly from Structured Query Language)
                                                Windows guys say My Sequel as in 'seek well'
                                                Windows guys are clearly idiots.
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                                                • sortie
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                                                  • Mar 2007
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by StuartD
                                                  Funny, but there is a SQL, and MS SQL, and MySQL and so forth.
                                                  True, but nobody using PHP would ever know that.

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                                                  • woj
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                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 47880

                                                    #26
                                                    my sequel sounds stupid, it's almost kinda like someone trying to pronounce PHP as Pe-Hep or something similar...
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                                                    • Babaganoosh
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                                                      #27
                                                      MY SEQUEL runs on the new MacBook Wheel!!!!!
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                                                      • Iron Fist
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                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                        • 23400

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by d-null
                                                        http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.1/...-is-mysql.html

                                                        "The official way to pronounce ?MySQL? is ?My Ess Que Ell? (not ?my sequel?), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as ?my sequel? or in some other localized way. "
                                                        Welp this thread just got fucking OWNED. Hahaha.... suckers... My sequel... good lord.
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                                                        • leek
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                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 342

                                                          #29
                                                          The official way to pronounce “MySQL” is “My Ess Que Ell” (not “my sequel”), but we don't mind if you pronounce it as “my sequel” or in some other localized way.
                                                          http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.0/...-is-mysql.html

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                                                          Edit: Didn't see the post above by d-null.

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                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                            #30
                                                            S tructured

                                                            Q uery

                                                            L anguage


                                                            => es-que-ell
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                                                            • Libertine
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                                                              • May 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              Th true question, however, is this: how do you pronounce PostgreSQL without choking?
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                                                              • fuzebox
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                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 22353

                                                                #32
                                                                Just because microsoft markets theirs as "sequel server" doesn't mean SQL is pronounced sequel

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                                                                • Bird
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                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                  • 4365

                                                                  #33
                                                                  For me I just say S-Q-L and anytime I hear SEQUEL, I always ask if they mean MYSQL.
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                                                                  • borked
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 6284

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                    Th true question, however, is this: how do you pronounce PostgreSQL without choking?
                                                                    Ding ding ding - we have a winner.

                                                                    This is exactly why I say my sequel - I learnt first on post gresquel first, then went over to my sequel.....

                                                                    es queue elle, my aye are esss

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                                                                    • WarChild
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17263

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I've only ever called any database server the same thing:

                                                                      "Get your fucking dirty mitts away from that server or I'll slap your stupid face.".
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                                                                      • spacedog
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                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 14149

                                                                        #36
                                                                        ok... now I have to find part I

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                                                                        • seeric
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 41917

                                                                          #37
                                                                          sequel

                                                                          i've always called it sequel.

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                                                                          • rowan
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                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 17393

                                                                            #38
                                                                            I've never had to say it out loud.

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