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StuartD 01-06-2009 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 15287116)
pretty lame.. I can type so fast.. why would I want to scroll for each letter, and it took that guy 45 minutes to type an email..... ridiculous
omg :1orglaugh

Blingbaby 01-06-2009 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 15286242)
An attempt at humor, but FAILED miserably!
Puhlease this perfectly captured *almost* everything that is wrong with Apple. What can be simpler than only having one button lol crack me up.

Manowar 01-06-2009 06:47 AM
the onion is fucking genius

Marcus Aurelius 01-06-2009 07:05 AM
I gotta buy one of those!! its shiny and by apple

nico-t 01-06-2009 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15285948)
HP has had a touch screen out for 2 months., and we saw a reason the other day that its good to have a keyboard.

A browser was opened and adjusted so that the X was off the top of the screen along with the top of the browser. There was no way to close it other then to reboot the system. No keyboard means no Ctrl Alt Del.
......or alt+f4 :winkwink:

LadyMischief 01-06-2009 07:14 AM
lolllllllllllllllll the power of the internet hhaha... Great stuff too funny.

Zorgman 01-06-2009 07:18 AM
How about a voice activation system that really works. No need for a keyboard then either. Maybe thats too hard for Apple. :D

TyroneGoldberg 01-06-2009 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15287658)
That was funny but some of the replies in this thread scare me :helpme

i wonder if they're being funny, or just plain slow.....

Ravage 01-06-2009 08:25 AM
I've already got my 40gb one on order. Best $10k I ever spent!

I also opted to pay an additional $2,500 for the usb mini-windmill battery charger for when I'm on the go.

TyroneGoldberg 01-06-2009 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Adult Rental Chris (Post 15287985)
I've already got my 40gb one on order. Best $10k I ever spent!

I also opted to pay an additional $2,500 for the usb mini-windmill battery charger for when I'm on the go.
bad move. wait for the Rev. B

:thumbsup

Vicious_B 01-06-2009 08:57 AM
Actually it was the Soduko killer comment that cracked my up the most.

"The police predict that their will be 1, 4 or 9 victims next"

LOL

dav3 01-06-2009 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by TyroneGoldberg (Post 15288040)
bad move. wait for the Rev. B

:thumbsup
Yea, I hear in Rev. B, the windmill will be water submersible to generate battery power from underwater currents!

cess 01-06-2009 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by EthnicLover (Post 15285953)
"I'll buy almost anything if its shiny and made by Apple"
lol typical apple customer.

lol@ all the guys who don't know about the onion. sukas!

Walter Gropius 01-06-2009 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15288085)
Actually it was the Soduko killer comment that cracked my up the most.

"The police predict that their will be 1, 4 or 9 victims next"

LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

chodadog 01-06-2009 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 15287658)
That was funny but some of the replies in this thread scare me :helpme
Yeah, seriously. Threads about videos from the Onion should almost be used as a filter to find people who you do not want to do business with. Because if they can't figure out that this is a joke, then I don't want shit to do with them. And I don't want even a remote chance that they may enter my gene pool.

Kevin Marx 01-06-2009 04:30 PM
everything is just a few hundred clicks away.... LMAO!!!

Elli 01-06-2009 05:51 PM
Almost 19 minutes of battery! That was really well done!

blowme_DL 01-06-2009 05:54 PM
Nice technology but i'll still go for my good old kb :)

dav3 01-06-2009 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by blowme_DL (Post 15290585)
Nice technology but i'll still go for my good old kb :)
Predictive sentences!

Young 01-06-2009 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15286320)
wow...how stupid is that... I get the fact that anything Apple creates becomes a fashion accessory but ... fuck.. man... 45 mins to type an email... and I woudn't believe anyone who tells me the wheel is more efficient than the keyboard...no fucking way...

If Apple plans to pull this shit out of their asses they better include an optional keyboard .. otherwise this is preposterous Twattlecock! ....

BTW ... congratz to the winners (yeah .. stock owners!)
I scrolled through this entire thread searching for the payoff....

Thank You. :1orglaugh

Walter Gropius 01-07-2009 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by chodadog (Post 15290152)
Yeah, seriously. Threads about videos from the Onion should almost be used as a filter to find people who you do not want to do business with. Because if they can't figure out that this is a joke, then I don't want shit to do with them. And I don't want even a remote chance that they may enter my gene pool.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

potter 01-07-2009 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15285948)
HP has had a touch screen out for 2 months., and we saw a reason the other day that its good to have a keyboard.

A browser was opened and adjusted so that the X was off the top of the screen along with the top of the browser. There was no way to close it other then to reboot the system. No keyboard means no Ctrl Alt Del.
Why couldn't you just open the task manager and close it from there?

Persius 01-07-2009 05:09 PM
the HP touch screen should at least have a detachable keyboard

psbfo 01-07-2009 05:45 PM
That's nothing.
I've developed one that needs no mouse or keyboard either, but is controlled by my mind.
The only glitch in it so far is that it always does exactly the opposite of what I want it to do...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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