Four muslims extremists have died in a car crash.

Police describe their condition as satisfactory.

How many muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they expect us to do it for them.

I LOL'd HARD!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a muslim to take a shower.

The Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy is said to have a negative impact on Denmark's economy, as muslims the world over boycott Danish products.

Yeah...I'm sure sales of Danish bacon and Carlsberg were REALLY hurt by that...

The latest Christmas toy has just hit the shops - a talking muslim doll.

Only problem is, nobody knows what it says yet because nobody has the balls to pull the fucking cord!

A white man walks into a pub, totally drunk, screaming “All muslims are shitheads".

A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take serious offense to that! It's a fuckin lie!”

The white guy asks, “Why? Are you a muslim?”

He replies proudly, “No. I'm a shithead.”

Owned by substandard russian equipment, I love these vids.:thumbsup

oh shit! he was a suicide bomber just didnt know it:1orglaugh surprise! terrorist style :pimp

did you say 'virgin'?

lol... :1orglaugh

Interesting Sig

let me know when you hit ccbill i rep most from Az :winkwink:

it has repeated sometimes by me but,

Do You asking same question to Jews and Christians on this board?

Or You wher thinkin all people who posts on this board are all Agnostic or Atheist?

don't ask such questions imo, i believe You're smarter then that.

i have no issues with religions because most want u to believe what they say is right my church is in my head im the only one sitting in there thank God theres not a bunch of us in there LOL

Got Chicken Sandwitch, You want some? ;)

hell no break off a chunk of swine pussy

depends where from? Seriously though, one of my best mates is a muslim but living in England there are to many of the wrong type!

Seriously!

LOL this is hilarious