Spam Me With Vacation Ideas

**Machete_** · 01-03-2009, 06:58 AM

I sale short cheap single muslim?

**TisMe** · 01-03-2009, 06:58 AM

If low cost sig whores will do then you've come to the right place

**Smut** · 01-03-2009, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by urbanpimp

So, here's the deal...
I have "issues" when it comes to traveling.
I have food allergies. I cannot eat sea food or fish
I also refuse to eat pork.
It has to be a warm/hot climate.
I am not that big a fan of sitting on the beach for hours on end.
I need a high speed internet connection AND it has to be on my laptop, not the hotel's computer.
I will be traveling alone.
Low cost whores would be nice ( none of this $300/hour plus options crap).
I hold a Canadian passport.

Wow, you sound really fucking stupid and need medical attention!
Here's a vacation idea:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=879231

**Smut** · 01-03-2009, 07:08 AM

I mean, really... Does anyone here actually give a flying fuck about how screwed up and chemically imbalanced you are? You're on a fucking webmaster forum called "Go Fuck Yourself" asking people to be coddle you in your A.D.D. decision making process because you can't seem to function on your own.

Fuck the fuck off.

**CherryV** · 01-03-2009, 07:40 AM

If you looking for a something that could be right up your alley go to Dominican Republic.

From Canada its a quick and cheap flight. Peso to Dollar is about 30-1.

Beer costs like 1-2 bucks.

On the North Coast:
Sports - Surfing, Kiteboarding, Windsurfing, White Water rafting
Other - Cheap Drugs, Cheap Hookers
Food - International

On the South/East Coast:
Sports - Epic Diving, windsurfing, deep sea fishing, Sailing
Other - Still cheap drugs and hookers just not as in your face as North
Food - International

I live here on the south so if you have any questions drop me a line.

**~Ray** · 01-03-2009, 07:49 AM

go to the clinic

**Exsillio** · 01-03-2009, 08:10 AM

Argentina!

**MandyBlake** · 01-03-2009, 08:28 AM

i was originally going to say to go hunting for trilobytes in utah.
that list kinda fucked that up for me tho.
i gots nothing.

**skrinkladoo** · 01-03-2009, 08:38 AM

Try Miami.

**goldflower** · 01-03-2009, 10:40 AM

Catch me , I will do reservation great vacation in my country (POLAND)

That will be your best vacation in you life

**gideongallery** · 01-03-2009, 01:38 PM

the best vacation i ever had was here

good food, and super hot girl sucked my cock whenever i wanted.

i don't drink but the all inclusive nature means you can eat and drink as much as you want.

**Cash** · 01-03-2009, 02:33 PM

The best place to visit right now is Gaza City, try one of their spa centers, or a shopping mall from a skyscraper, or a restaurant downtown while you watch the birds singing in the trees ...

Z · 01-03-2009, 02:34 PM

Panama mang...good medical care, cheap hookers and great Internet.

**urbanpimp** · 01-04-2009, 01:26 PM

bump..........

Spam Me With Vacation Ideas

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