So I got my STD test results back Today - GoFuckYourself.com

Choker · 01-02-2009, 08:24 PM

I'm clean, so fucking lucky, I dont always saddle up like I should. Using a condom is like taking a shower with a rain coat on, you feel the pressure of the water but not the water on your body.

Tube Ace · 01-02-2009, 08:25 PM

go celebrate with a hooker!

brassmonkey · 01-02-2009, 08:26 PM

damn dodged hell

sortie · 01-02-2009, 08:27 PM

Oh, you fucked her too!!!!!

Choker · 01-02-2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

go celebrate with a hooker!

Hahahaha. Nah i have decided to be monauganous with my girlfriend. I'm tired of fucking around, sooner or later my luck will run out. Hell I even got tested for clamedia.

Spunky · 01-02-2009, 08:33 PM

It's always a good feeling when you're clean

Choker · 01-02-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

It's always a good feeling when you're clean

your not lying, I actually framed the results and hung it on the wall going into my bedroom

Farang · 01-02-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

Hahahaha. Nah i have decided to be monauganous with my girlfriend. I'm tired of fucking around, sooner or later my luck will run out. Hell I even got tested for clamedia.

Chlamydia... so did they stick that thing down your peehole?

broke · 01-02-2009, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

your not lying, I actually framed the results and hung it on the wall going into my bedroom

You proudly display the maturity of an 18 year old by hanging framed STD test results on the wall going into your bedroom?

Choker · 01-02-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AAK

Chlamydia... so did they stick that thing down your peehole?

Nah they can test ur blood for that now, i did have that in the peehole test before came back positive.

was not my proudest day the shot in the ass they gave for that hurt so fucking much

Choker · 01-02-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

You proudly display the maturity of an 18 year old by hanging framed STD test results on the wall going into your bedroom?

Yes, Yes I do. LOL

Jakez · 01-02-2009, 09:02 PM

You live in Orlando? LOL, I'm off of Virginia Dr

Choker · 01-02-2009, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

You live in Orlando? LOL, I'm off of Virginia Dr

Actually I live in North Miami Beach now

germ · 01-02-2009, 09:24 PM

Congratulations

Si · 01-02-2009, 10:17 PM

i'm clean! just got out shower.

davecummings · 01-02-2009, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

go celebrate with a hooker!

If you do, use a condom !!!!!

PR|Jordan · 01-02-2009, 10:20 PM

Using a condom is like taking a shower with a rain coat on, you feel the pressure of the water but not the water on your body.

LMAO this is PERFECT

RRRED · 01-02-2009, 10:22 PM

Congrats! Always a good feeling. How long did you have to wait. I remember the last one I got and I had to wait almost a week. It was the longest week in my life thinking "what if" and "did i?" oh man! Whew....

Choker · 01-02-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Congrats! Always a good feeling. How long did you have to wait. I remember the last one I got and I had to wait almost a week. It was the longest week in my life thinking "what if" and "did i?" oh man! Whew....

Only 3 days I had them put a rush on it, yeah that waiting time is so fucking bad.

Darkhorse · 01-02-2009, 10:31 PM

Two people I know have gotten Chlamydia in the last few weeks sucks for them..

Jim_Gunn · 01-02-2009, 10:37 PM

Congrats Choker. I never have had an STD in my life either, no idea how. Porn stars, strippers, whores down in South America... and only a fraction of them ever insisted on using a condom. Goes to show, regular testing works, at least until you get into really big numbers.

Choker · 01-02-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Two people I know have gotten Chlamydia in the last few weeks sucks for them..

It burns like hell when u pee, guys rarely get tested for it thinks its a UTI and will go away on its own. I thought the same thing but my gf had a pap smear came back positive we got it from a girl we had a threeway with. I used a condom but didnt change it in between pussies lol. Girlfriend was so pissed at me LOL. She got a pill and I got a shot in the ass that hurt for two days so she got her revenge.

Darkhorse · 01-02-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker

It burns like hell when u pee, guys rarely get tested for it thinks its a UTI and will go away on its own. I thought the same thing but my gf had a pap smear came back positive we got it from a girl we had a threeway with. I used a condom but didnt change it in between pussies lol. Girlfriend was so pissed at me LOL. She got a pill and I got a shot in the ass that hurt for two days so she got her revenge.

Ya, the two people I knew who got it only found out as they got pregnant (its standard to get tested for STD's here in OZ when your up the duff) from research I have done it's very hard in guys to tell you even had it thankfully I never fucked any of these chicks so nothing to worry about for me but not good thing to catch at all.

SomeCreep · 01-02-2009, 11:10 PM

Thanks for sharing.

Choker · 01-02-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Ya, the two people I knew who got it only found out as they got pregnant (its standard to get tested for STD's here in OZ when your up the duff) from research I have done it's very hard in guys to tell you even had it thankfully I never fucked any of these chicks so nothing to worry about for me but not good thing to catch at all.

Yeah ive read some shit that says up to 40% of all girls have it or will have it at one time, unless a girl gets pregnant or does a pap smear shes not gonna find out usually. Girls dont go in like guys and ask for STD tests. They rely on pap smear results usually.

Choker · 01-02-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

Thanks for sharing.

Your welcome . LOL

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