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Top ten Reasons I Am Glad I Am Not Porno Dan
10). I didn't believe in Adult Vest and Francis was a wackjob
9). I don't take pictures of my pee pee ( a pee pee is what it's called when it's under 6 inches) and show it on GFY 8). Being that I am on a strict cholesterol -free diet, I cannot eat any eggs, hence I can't eat a 67 man cum filled omelet. Although I must say that my culinary skills are on point with the best of the Marie Callender Sunday Brunch omelet makers. 7). I have never snorted anything other than coke, except the one time Brittany Andrews made me snort some X at the Argyle Hotel in 1999 with DJ Airek and asked us to pee on her in the bathtub ( not such a good idea- we ran down Sunset as fast as we could). So snorting cum is out of the question. Although at the same time I don't think my twisted, and often times big head could even conjure up such a notion. 6). I never worked for Jon Belinkie and KSEX. Thank G-d I never got involved with that entire fiasco. Another time I had my Bullshit meter out and knew this guy was another Francis Koenig, only FATTER. 5). i am smart enough to know a blue moon is a name given to an irregularly timed full moon it's also known as a Naiomy. Most years have twelve full moons which occur approximately monthly, but each calendar year contains those twelve full lunar cycles plus about eleven days to spare. The extra days accumulate, so that every two or three years there is an extra full moon (this happens every 2.72 years). Different definitions place the extra moon at different times - the extra moon is called a "blue moon A Blue Moon night in the Valley on Lankershim with Porno Dan is a sausage fest bigger than the "Taste of Chicago". And instead of getting gas and farting, HPV is what's on tap at one of his parties. You can even get it by just touching the bar :-)) 4). I have never introduced myself at any tradeshow to any strange women in a pink shirt with fresh cum stains. 3). I would never even consider "snowballing my girlfriend" for a single second. It's just not right, in fact most will even call it gay. He apparently doesn't mind. lol 2). Speaking of girlfriends. I am the most fortunate person in the world to have my gf be Aaliyah Love. Her website converts unlike any other solo model since Raven Riley and I am so very proud of her and LOVE her. Webmasters can sign u for Aaliyah's site with Blazing Bucks and make money in this troublesome time. You can't steal Aaliyah's one on one personality with her members- it's what sells her and keeps her retention high sign up at http://www.aaliyahlove.com 1). I have a BIG dick. There I said it. Of course this thread is meant to entertain, so I am sorry if I offend anyone...I know I can't offend Porno Dan so I thought I'd at least add that disclaimer. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE SEE YOU ALL IN VEGAS!!!! |
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haha great thread... but we need pics of the BIG dick.. please
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Shit.
Its official. I have a "wee wee" But in China it was two handfuls.
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I need a beer
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I thought everybody had atleast 8" ?
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You are too funny KB. lol
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i have pic of KBs penis but it is encypted and in a safe deposit box
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oh shit, i forgot about that crazy night. that chick is nuts. i run from her everytime i see her. she wants to put things in my butt.
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whats her names your gf?
noice id hit it.
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want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
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this thread needs more Aaliyah Pics !!!
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Do Fun Shit.
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11. Money saved on hair bleach alone is enough to get a beamer in these tough times...
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I absolutely agree with #2.
PK
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I love u 2 PK!
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Fuck, i just thought back to exxxotica and a few Internext shows in MIA, and even my office - damn man - i shook Dan's hand a few times.
tell me number 3 is a joke: 3). I would never even consider "snowballing my girlfriend" for a single second. It's just not right, in fact most will even call it gay. He apparently doesn't mind. Dan, man - Im all for pushing the envelope - but wow! thats a horse of a different color. lol - gross tho
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(sigh) I don't think so.. I keep talking myself out of it.. but I still have my room booked at the Palms Place ...go figure.
My house smells like Thanksgiving right now.. just getting ready to sit down to homemade chicken, barley, and thyme soup with some nice sourdough bread.. (cholesterol -free that!)
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Ohhh we need pics of this strap-on girl.. You would be my first girl girl ever.. and you are talking about a strap-on lolz... We need to kiss first, and then talk about a strap-on haha.. It does sound sexy though ....ahhhh...
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I keep saying "I will start Monday".....
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Sing to Simon and Garfunkel's " Scarborough Fair" "Are you going to palms place hotel...Chicken Barley Rosemary and Thyme. Remember me as one who lost money there. Palms Place Casino is no friend of mine" Sing along... |
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Was that Party in a Box or someone else?
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Btw where is Porno Dan... this thread is getting off track hahaha
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porno dan is prob out fucking hot bitchs some where, cant take that from him.
js.
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Dang it if I didn't book one of the 1200 sq foot one bedroom suites and they gave me a comp package for the spa, food credit, and gift shop credit. It's hard to call them and tell them I pass on it. Shoulda gone for the small room since I only use the desk, the bathroom and the bed.
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we can sleep on your floor. Aaliyah needs a spa day with you. lol Although we have a PHAT suite at an undislosed Hotel that we paid almost nothing for. and got the sick upgrade :-)) PLAYERS BALL BABY. Still carries a lot of clout in Vegas when we come to town. |
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MORE AALIYAH LOVE PICS ![]() |
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all the people who talk shit about KB just think... he don't give a flying fuck cause he hopps in the bed with that every night... lucky fucker.. hats off KB
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woot woot !!! more, more, more
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Whoa...
I just broke the 6 inch mark! This is a new record for me!
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Man she is hot Kb. What happened she has an old guy fetish or something? lol
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She loves gray hair and saggy balls. But seriously.... Why can't I just be a nice guy, and overall charmer who is not a cheater and in love? I think that makes me attractive to her mostly. I don't lie, cheat, or steal. and like I said...I have a nice dick and my tongue is good at everything it does- from speaking to press to licking box. I am the Michael Phelps of pussy licking. ![]() lol Sorry baby I let the secret out of the bag hahahaha |
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That's right baby! ;) So all of you dirty pornstar whores, and you know who you are, stay away hes mine ;) ps-I must say, I am digging this thread for several reasons hehehe.. |
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U like this thread cause you could smell Porno Dan's Pink cum stained dress shirt from a mile away in the lobby of the Diplomat, and you have ANOSMIA. LOL!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosmia As for pornstars baby..u know most of them can't read. That's why Dan can put them on flyers as appearing at parties when they aren't even in town that night LOL!! |
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I <3 Alliyah Love
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