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  • Jdoughs
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 5794

    #1

    G00gle For Idiots, Simple Concepts. Links and Authority

    While speaking to people in the industry who don't have any, or much of any, clue about the engines and the SEO game, I've come up with several easy to understand analogies that kind of give some insight, or an easier to comprehend template for the basics. I figured I'd share them with you cause they are first off kinda funny, and secondly they really make sense.

    So since its long enough as it is, I'll cut to the chase and get to it. This one is about linking, and about authoritative links or websites and how important they can be.

    Google goes to this party, its a huge party, there is about 10,000 sites at it. Its a Big Tittie party, and ALL the big tit websites were invited, about 10k of them actually showed up. The Big Google starts mingling around, checkin sites out, and as inquisitive as it is, starts asking around the party "Who's got all the 'Big Titties'?, Where's all the big titties?"

    Several guys (sites/links) around them start mumbling 'www.bigtits.com' has some titties, google doesnt really know most these guys, but it keeps it close in its head and continues browsing through the sites, asking about big titties.

    The google runs into a site it knows, oh yeah, they've partied with him a few times over the years, they go way back, and he tells google that 'www.bigtits.com' has all the big titties too. And woah, haha, look theres so-and-so.com also talkin about 'www.bigtits.com' they also go way back, years back, no question where to find the big titties now.

    Google heard lots of people tell it/them were too find the titties, they heard from about 400-500 of them people (sites/links) saying that bigtits.com had the goods, and of that ammount, some old time friends and respected sites CONFIRMED what the lesser known dudes told them, this is what anchors home the fact and convinces them without question it belongs.
    Now this gives a great "introductory" understanding of how google watches and values links and gives some sites authoritative (more important) link power. A solid link on a authoritative website will slam up your rankings, and GIVE VALUE to your weaker links, like it validates and confirms what the lesser known, lesser weighted links are telling it also.

    If it all makes sense to you its pretty simple to start building a strategy to achieve some longterm rankings that can send traffic for years.

    All you need to do is get into that party, and bring a couple hundred of your own friends (links) with you.
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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    I likez it...

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      What about tiddies?

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      • mikesinner
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2005
        • 5646

        #4
        I want to party but I gotz no money for beerz. Can I mooch off you guys?

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        • Jdoughs
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 5794

          #5
          haha

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          • After Shock Media
            It's coming look busy
            • Mar 2001
            • 35299

            #6
            Wait so the key is to get googlebot drunk?

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            • mikesinner
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 5646

              #7
              I take it most free hosted blogs are not invited to many parties. Or they just sit in a chair in the kitchen crying.

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              • martinsc
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2005
                • 27047

                #8
                google never invites my sites to parties ;( My sites have to work... on the serps ;)
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                • fallenmuffin
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 8170

                  #9
                  That's pretty good. I can just imagine you telling this story around the table. Getting louder and with a slight accent every time you say "big titties"

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                  • EscortBiz
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                    • May 2002
                    • 19422

                    #10
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                    • FreeHugeMovies
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 14141

                      #11
                      Pics please!

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                      • Nicky
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 30071

                        #12
                        Nicely put

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                        • After Shock Media
                          It's coming look busy
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 35299

                          #13
                          Why is googles wingman google images such a slut anyways?

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                          • V_RocKs
                            Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 32449

                            #14
                            I like sluts.

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                            • cemtex
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 289

                              #15
                              where are the titties?

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                              • mona
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 1940

                                #16
                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                Wait so the key is to get googlebot drunk?
                                Exactly

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                                • Iron Fist
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2006
                                  • 23400

                                  #17
                                  Oh and don't forget the little tidbit....

                                  "If your going to shut down your site after seeing no sales after one month, you better just move along and fuck off, because having to remove your links is annoying the fuck out of me."

                                  Just sayin...
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                                  • Jdoughs
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 5794

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mikesinner
                                    I take it most free hosted blogs are not invited to many parties. Or they just sit in a chair in the kitchen crying.
                                    No not really, several of the blog domains are true superheavy weights in the engines, building on thumblogger and the likes is a perfectly acceptable AND efficient way to bring another 30-40 people(links) to your party. Google is completely down with this.
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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77396

                                      #19
                                      im too buzzed to read it
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                                      • Vixenator
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 158

                                        #20
                                        So... you're saying that putting my arm around google, talking about how it's my bestest friend in the whole world for 10 minutes and then segueing over to my failed marriage and how fucked up my life is for another 25, was a mistake?
                                        Watch this space...

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