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Jdoughs · 12-30-2008, 11:37 PM

While speaking to people in the industry who don't have any, or much of any, clue about the engines and the SEO game, I've come up with several easy to understand analogies that kind of give some insight, or an easier to comprehend template for the basics. I figured I'd share them with you cause they are first off kinda funny, and secondly they really make sense.

So since its long enough as it is, I'll cut to the chase and get to it. This one is about linking, and about authoritative links or websites and how important they can be.

Quote:

Google goes to this party, its a huge party, there is about 10,000 sites at it. Its a Big Tittie party, and ALL the big tit websites were invited, about 10k of them actually showed up. The Big Google starts mingling around, checkin sites out, and as inquisitive as it is, starts asking around the party "Who's got all the 'Big Titties'?, Where's all the big titties?"

Several guys (sites/links) around them start mumbling 'www.bigtits.com' has some titties, google doesnt really know most these guys, but it keeps it close in its head and continues browsing through the sites, asking about big titties.

The google runs into a site it knows, oh yeah, they've partied with him a few times over the years, they go way back, and he tells google that 'www.bigtits.com' has all the big titties too. And woah, haha, look theres so-and-so.com also talkin about 'www.bigtits.com' they also go way back, years back, no question where to find the big titties now.

Google heard lots of people tell it/them were too find the titties, they heard from about 400-500 of them people (sites/links) saying that bigtits.com had the goods, and of that ammount, some old time friends and respected sites CONFIRMED what the lesser known dudes told them, this is what anchors home the fact and convinces them without question it belongs.

Now this gives a great "introductory" understanding of how google watches and values links and gives some sites authoritative (more important) link power. A solid link on a authoritative website will slam up your rankings, and GIVE VALUE to your weaker links, like it validates and confirms what the lesser known, lesser weighted links are telling it also.

If it all makes sense to you its pretty simple to start building a strategy to achieve some longterm rankings that can send traffic for years.

All you need to do is get into that party, and bring a couple hundred of your own friends (links) with you.

munki · 12-30-2008, 11:40 PM

I likez it...

After Shock Media · 12-30-2008, 11:41 PM

What about tiddies?

mikesinner · 12-30-2008, 11:44 PM

I want to party but I gotz no money for beerz. Can I mooch off you guys?

Jdoughs · 12-30-2008, 11:45 PM

haha

8chars

After Shock Media · 12-30-2008, 11:46 PM

Wait so the key is to get googlebot drunk?

mikesinner · 12-30-2008, 11:48 PM

I take it most free hosted blogs are not invited to many parties. Or they just sit in a chair in the kitchen crying.

martinsc · 12-31-2008, 12:03 AM

google never invites my sites to parties ;( My sites have to work... on the serps ;)

fallenmuffin · 12-31-2008, 12:30 AM

That's pretty good. I can just imagine you telling this story around the table. Getting louder and with a slight accent every time you say "big titties"

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FreeHugeMovies · 12-31-2008, 12:43 AM

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Nicky · 12-31-2008, 12:50 AM

Nicely put

After Shock Media · 12-31-2008, 01:28 AM

Why is googles wingman google images such a slut anyways?

V_RocKs · 12-31-2008, 03:49 AM

I like sluts.

cemtex · 12-31-2008, 05:56 AM

where are the titties?

mona · 12-31-2008, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Wait so the key is to get googlebot drunk?

Exactly

Iron Fist · 12-31-2008, 06:01 AM

Oh and don't forget the little tidbit....

"If your going to shut down your site after seeing no sales after one month, you better just move along and fuck off, because having to remove your links is annoying the fuck out of me."

Just sayin...

Jdoughs · 12-31-2008, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

I take it most free hosted blogs are not invited to many parties. Or they just sit in a chair in the kitchen crying.

No not really, several of the blog domains are true superheavy weights in the engines, building on thumblogger and the likes is a perfectly acceptable AND efficient way to bring another 30-40 people(links) to your party. Google is completely down with this.

brassmonkey · 12-31-2008, 04:35 PM

im too buzzed to read it

Vixenator · 12-31-2008, 05:01 PM

So... you're saying that putting my arm around google, talking about how it's my bestest friend in the whole world for 10 minutes and then segueing over to my failed marriage and how fucked up my life is for another 25, was a mistake?

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Wait so the key is to get googlebot drunk? __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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