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HorseShit · 12-30-2008, 03:39 PM

farkedup is next, they are both retarded homos that suck at teh codez

seeandsee · 12-30-2008, 03:39 PM

i made lube script

polish_aristocrat · 12-30-2008, 03:39 PM

sortie vs retox is like Jon Clark vs the world....

sortie · 12-30-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Ahhh now.... Little baby.

Why you no like being reverse trolled?

You so like to troll me.

Can we be friends.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

farkedup is next, they are both retarded homos that suck at teh codez

I figured something was gonna happen when his thread went from "AWESOME SCRIPT!!" to "Hey man, where are you? no updates, wtf is going on?"

sortie · 12-30-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

sortie vs retox is like Jon Clark vs the world....

Come on polish; you still mad at me for that little joke about your sig?

Hey, that was the only time I ever fucked with you.

Give me some credit for the good times we had posting.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

Ahhh now.... Little baby.

Why you no like being reverse trolled?

You so like to troll me.

Can we be friends.

Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao.

BradM · 12-30-2008, 03:50 PM

There's no shock it failed, he didn't know how to handle load. .... load on a TUBE script. Elite nigrig coding skills

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

There's no shock it failed, he didn't know how to handle load. .... load on a TUBE script. Elite nigrig coding skills

Deej · 12-30-2008, 03:56 PM

I dont do programming... just so you all know...

sortie · 12-30-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao.

Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

BradM · 12-30-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

back to the soup kitchen kid

Deej · 12-30-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Dude, I will STFU as soon as you do.

But if you troll me then I'm going to troll you back.

Stay out of my threads and I'll stay out of yours if that will make it work.

are you shitting me?

What kind of troll score keeping is this?

i think it funny how some people keep track of who said what to who and HOW they said even though there is no tone in text...

comical really...

"you said something about my sig a week ago - so that gives me full right to follow you and down talking anything you have to say - of course all while precisely planning my every word to try and make sure i sound smart and dont say anything stupid that can in turn backfire on me"

Do i have it about right?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 04:06 PM

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2008, 04:09 PM

HorseShit · 12-30-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

JamesK · 12-30-2008, 04:22 PM

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Juicy D. Links · 12-30-2008, 04:36 PM

arfffffff

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

arfffffff

Meow.....

woj · 12-30-2008, 05:07 PM

I'm getting popcorn, brb, carry on guys...

Va2k · 12-30-2008, 05:42 PM

It was a matter of time lol

farkedup · 12-30-2008, 05:47 PM

How the hell did I get dragged into this? My script doesn't ass rape a server at all... I just had a release that ended up being pretty buggy when I didn't run a long enough beta test after changing a LOT of things. That was quite a while back now...

CaptainHowdy · 12-30-2008, 07:12 PM

I forgive you all ...

georgeyw · 12-30-2008, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Nope, I like to surround myself with positive people who don't suck at life. But keep up the good fight, I applaud you, you're so close to your goal of being banned by the looks of what Ice posted, lmfao.

I really wish you guys would take it to icq - very annoying have to dig through all the idiotic shit the both of you are rambling on about

JamesK · 12-30-2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by farkedup

How the hell did I get dragged into this? My script doesn't ass rape a server at all...

EddieBrock · 12-30-2008, 07:50 PM

Made me smile

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

I really wish you guys would take it to icq - very annoying have to dig through all the idiotic shit the both of you are rambling on about

Oh I agree man, but when I ignore them on ICQ/AIM/whatever they try to drag it out here, not my problem.

AMDWarrior · 12-30-2008, 09:52 PM

What tube script did you do sortie?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior

What tube script did you do sortie?

www.tubecgi.com

96ukssob · 12-30-2008, 09:59 PM

honestly... i like sandwiches

mechanicvirus · 12-30-2008, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Oh I agree man, but when I ignore them on ICQ/AIM/whatever they try to drag it out here, not my problem.

says the guy who started the thread

Scroto · 12-30-2008, 10:05 PM

reading this makes me see a visual of two girls slap fighting

no offense meant lol

WarChild · 12-30-2008, 10:08 PM

You sound exactly like you look. Like you could really use a punch in the face.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

You sound exactly like you look. Like you could really use a punch in the face.

Good, come and punch me in the face, I'll be waiting for you, along with Cutty, Sortie, and all of Cutty's IRC buddies who say they would do it too.

... but everyone knows, it won't happen.

WarChild · 12-30-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Good, come and punch me in the face, I'll be waiting for you, along with Cutty, Sortie, and all of Cutty's IRC buddies who say they would do it too.

... but everyone knows, it won't happen.

I didn't say I was going to come do it. I just said it sure sounds like that's what you need. It's true too.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I didn't say I was going to come do it. I just said it sure sounds like that's what you need. It's true too.

Blah blah blah

sortie · 12-30-2008, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AMDWarrior

What tube script did you do sortie?

Tubecgi.

Here are some sample domains from webmasters who purchased my script.

cummingtube.com
cumontube.com
fleshvid.com
hornygaytube.com
intensetube.com
sheepvids.com
sexhanger.com

These webmasters were good designers or hired designers and had good tech
support.

The script was written in PERL and if tech support was fresh out of some shit
tech school then they botched installing perl modules and I'd have to sit there
on icq or email leading the server techs by the hand.
That shit got old. The script was $50 but I'd spend $300 in support hours
with the server techs/idiots.

Was not worth it for me anymore.

So I made a free version which is installed on many domains but dropped that too
because people still expected me to help them with the server.

Fuck that, people need to get decent hosting.

The script was old school in the sense that webmasters were actually expected
to have some skills like it used to be in the old days, so some webmasters thought
they were getting wordpress or something and thought I was suppose to teach them to write html. Fuck that.

Great script for peeps with skills but a nightmare for peeps who dont like to
read instructions.

80% of all new webmasters that tried to do the install did not upload the files in the
correct transfer mode and of course it didn't work.

It was like I sold a bike but had to tell them where the handle bars were.

Most new webmasters actually need to hire a webmaster and call themselves
"website owners", because they haven't mastered the basic skills yet.

If a person can not edit html by hand and use an FTP program correctly
then they should not call themselves webmasters and they need to hire someone
if they want to build a site with scripts.

sortie · 12-30-2008, 10:37 PM

I'll add that the webmasters with the coolest sites using my script never emailed
me once for support. Old school. They knew how to upload and read directions.

pornask · 12-30-2008, 10:42 PM

What the fuck is wrong with fucking fags? Worthless morons incapable of programming compensate for their undeveloped faggot dicks by mocking work o those who can program. Of course those who create make mistakes. Why not give a guy positive feedback so he can improve on script. All scripts go through development curve and become better as bugs are picked up.

Programmers get down to creating a script with intentions to put together something people might find useful. Through constructive feedback their script can grow into a very stable and useful program. Too bad fags who are incapable of creating anything like that offer mockery instead of constructive feedback.

Worthless piece of shit! Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 10:54 PM

Sortie, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to have a convo with you, away from the boards. In my sig.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!

The most recent job I've done was from someone on ADX that logs into Smart Thumbs, goes to the Click Settings page, and uses an array of commands pre-set by the owner, to change X clicks redirection field, looping through them all, until it gets to the last one, then starts over, every 20 minutes.

Not totally super superior, but you know what? It sure beat's the owner of the site having to login and change that shit every 20 minutes himself.

But I've done quite a few different things, not mentioning the current stuff I'm working on.

sortie · 12-30-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask

What the fuck is wrong with fucking fags? Worthless morons incapable of programming compensate for their undeveloped faggot dicks by mocking work o those who can program. Of course those who create make mistakes. Why not give a guy positive feedback so he can improve on script. All scripts go through development curve and become better as bugs are picked up.

Programmers get down to creating a script with intentions to put together something people might find useful. Through constructive feedback their script can grow into a very stable and useful program. Too bad fags who are incapable of creating anything like that offer mockery instead of constructive feedback.

Worthless piece of shit! Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag!

Zing!

sortie · 12-30-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Sortie, hit me up on ICQ, I'd like to have a convo with you, away from the boards. In my sig.

Yeah right, I'm going to sleep and hope I don't have to hear this shit tomorrow.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie

Yeah right, I'm going to sleep and hope I don't have to hear this shit tomorrow.

Seriously, you said earlier if I left you alone, you'd leave me alone.

Well, I want to make things right, all this shit is stupid, and one of my big New Years Resolutions is to be more positive, I was ignorant for calling you a failed coder, and shit.

I'm a lot different one on one, the boards make me more of an asshole, as anybody who talks to me daily.

Iron Fist · 12-30-2008, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

pornask · 12-30-2008, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

The most recent job I've done was from someone on ADX that logs into Smart Thumbs, goes to the Click Settings page, and uses an array of commands pre-set by the owner, to change X clicks redirection field, looping through them all, until it gets to the last one, then starts over, every 20 minutes.

Not totally super superior, but you know what? It sure beat's the owner of the site having to login and change that shit every 20 minutes himself.

But I've done quite a few different things, not mentioning the current stuff I'm working on.

So why don't you shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fag? If you're a programmer you should know better. Nobody is perfect, even most expensive scripts went through initial phase when things didn't quite work the way they had wished. It was thanks to constructive feedback that those were improved into powerful scripts. The fact that you're a programmer mocking another script shows what low life piece of fag you are.

96ukssob · 12-30-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-30-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pornask

So why don't you shut the fuck up you worthless piece of fag? If you're a programmer you should know better. Nobody is perfect, even most expensive scripts went through initial phase when things didn't quite work the way they had wished. It was thanks to constructive feedback that those were improved into powerful scripts. The fact that you're a programmer mocking another script shows what low life piece of fag you are.

Say's the guy who's gotta resort to name calling.

pornask · 12-30-2008, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Say's the guy who's gotta resort to name calling.

calling a spade a spade is not name calling. It's calling it what it is - a spade

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pornask So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 253-233-241 Posts: 6,518	What the fuck is wrong with fucking fags? Worthless morons incapable of programming compensate for their undeveloped faggot dicks by mocking work o those who can program. Of course those who create make mistakes. Why not give a guy positive feedback so he can improve on script. All scripts go through development curve and become better as bugs are picked up. Programmers get down to creating a script with intentions to put together something people might find useful. Through constructive feedback their script can grow into a very stable and useful program. Too bad fags who are incapable of creating anything like that offer mockery instead of constructive feedback. Worthless piece of shit! Show me the script you have programmed. If you have something superior to show, I'll shut the fuck up. Otherwise do the world a favor and get back to fucking your retarded bulimic grandma when folks are not around. Fag! Last edited by pornask; 12-30-2008 at 10:44 PM..