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Hello dudes a friend of mine who drives escorts to calls, called me and pleaded with me to ask the bright and incredibly smart people on this board for help.
It seems that Matt, my friend, is having problems with a girl. She is on her period, he needs the money, the agency needs the money and so does she. The problem is that Matt loves the girl and he does not want her to work this evening. This will be the first time I will stay in front of the computer all night, so please give me all the suggestions and I will relay them to poor Matt. |
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keep your'e nasty fantasies to yourself
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What's the problem exactly?
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Some guys pay premium for that. Just charge double rate.
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how about the other hole?
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Tell her to go in as normal take his money and give him the blowjob of a lifetime.. No need to play with a jelly doughnut
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Escorts? LOL
Well can she do blowjobs only...? Fuck.
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If her staying home tonight is more important than the money (it sounds like it is), then have her stay home.
This isn't rocket science.
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Dude .. Who are you trying to bullshit ?
We all know you don't have friends........... and did'nt you used to go by Matt before having to change you name to Manny ? They make these things called sponges. Tell her to put in a sponge and get her ass out there. First of all don't you know it is illegal to sell sex. Money exchanged in legal adult personal services is only for time and discreet companionship. It may also be in exchange for certain services such as exotic private dance, modeling, role-playing or sensual massage. If you are going to talk about things like this use code. For example a blow job is called French or French Without
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It looks like it is going to be a long night c`mon people her out a friend in distress.
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Maybe you should lend her the money.
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She obviously has much bigger issues. If she's forced to having sex to pay rent, and she is a regular at this she should be making very big bills. Apparently if she can't make rent she is losing a lot of money on something. Fix those issues first.
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Simple ... tell the girl to go in with a fake cellular phone .. or one she doesn't give a fuck about .. she then tells the client she has to drop off the money to her driver as a safety precaution, but that she'll be back once she drops off the money.
If/when the guy trips, she tells him she'll leave the phone as collateral .. but then she & her man can just bone the fuck out .. it's shady, but it'll work ![]() |
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i was actually in the mood for a blowjob later tonite, so send the whore over to our studio and she can blow me for $20... it should at least cover her cab fare home...
or if she's hot enough, we'll shoot the whore tomorrow for one of our sites... LOL
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Nice little expression comes to mind: "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day" "Teach the man to fish, feed him for a lifetime". So you want to give her a quick fix or help her shape up her life? WG
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tell her to go on depoprovera the birth control
i have been on it over a year and after the second timei got the injection i havent had a period since |
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160 ? thats it....... Ottawa escorts are sooooooo much more
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Unfortunately the whole story just doesn't sound real to me and like EscortBiz - I know the industry.
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cool bro... call me on my cellie if she's worth it, i'm stepping out for a few hours... ![]() ![]() Dude.......... there is no way in hell I would stick my dick into that . I don't even want a HJ.............. I would'nt judge you Easton . but you are all on your won Easton. I think we can all guess where her money goes Manny ! Definitely not on expensive dinners. Please do not bring girls like this over ever again ! Holy sh*t fathers and creatures big and small ! I have to go wash my eyes out !
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Tell him whatever decision is made will have to be lived with for the rest of his life. Every time he looks at her after this day, he will see some other man violating her in the worst of ways. There is always another way. I would say that any other reprocussions would be better than having his girlfriend resort to prostituting.
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escorting is a real job - not a moral job by some people's standards but it IS the oldest profession........
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That is so true Sleazy. When you travel in Europe all the brothels are located around the churches. It was through the tax raised from prostitution that paid for these beautiful churches.
The workers needed some release. The brothels paid the taxes. I think if it is treated as a real rob then we should respect those who perform that job . But please Manny .... do not bring a girl like that into my office again!
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even i have my limits and this girl is definitely not worty of my cock... LOL
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