Looking for a Full-time Position - Writer/Webmaster/Junior Developer - GoFuckYourself.com

Sands · 12-25-2008, 02:06 PM

After two educational years in the online adult industry as a freelance web developer and affiliate marketer, I'm ready for a full-time position with a company that requires a multi-talented employee that's eager to contribute to existing or planned ventures. Instead of long blocks of text, I've opted to organize this post as an FAQ.

Why are you posting this on Christmas of all days?

I am online and working just about every single day, holidays included, and I'm certain that there are employers who would appreciate that caliber of dedication.

What relevant skills do you possess?

I have excellent communication skills, both written and oral, that allow me to quickly and effectively handle support issues, create reports or presentations that are easy to understand, and construct promotional text for applications such as product reviews and announcements. I can also program at a junior-developer level using PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. With XHTML and CSS, I can construct table-less layouts that are W3C valid and cross-browser compatible. Although I don't have a strong background in creating graphics, I have an intermediate-level command of Photoshop. I also have experience using and modifying open-source PHP web applications like Wordpress.

Can I see samples of your work?

Of course! My contact information is at the end of this post and I'd be more than happy to show you whatever you'd like to see.

What niches are you comfortable working with?

I'm pretty comfortable with all niches, excluding the more extreme stuff like urophilia and coprophilia.

When will you be available to start?

As soon as you'd like me to.

How can I get in touch with you?

My email address is [email protected] and my ICQ number is 418194907. I usually come online at around 8 or 9 am and stay online into the late night.

I don't want to hire you, but I want to troll your thread. Can I?

Sure, just as long as you keep it bumped.

Thanks for reading, and I hope to speak with you soon!

HorseShit · 12-25-2008, 02:26 PM

bump for a great worker, I know this cat and he's dedicated

Twoface31 · 12-25-2008, 02:38 PM

good luck dude!!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2008, 02:59 PM

Bump for you Roy!

Niktamer · 12-25-2008, 03:08 PM

what rate are you looking for

Sands · 12-25-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

bump for a great worker, I know this cat and he's dedicated

Thanks man, I greatly appreciate the compliment.

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Originally Posted by Twoface31

good luck dude!!!!

Right on dude, thanks!

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh

Bump for you Roy!

Thanks Josh, Merry Xmas to you and your family!

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

what rate are you looking for

Hi Niktamer, I'd love to discuss the specifics with you over ICQ or through email. Please keep in mind that I'm an American and my salary requests will reflect the cost of living here.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sands

Thanks Josh, Merry Xmas to you and your family!

Likewise man!

EscortBiz · 12-25-2008, 04:18 PM

who did you work for?

dissipate · 12-25-2008, 04:25 PM

can you show some examples of your coding work

Sands · 12-25-2008, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

who did you work for?

Hi EscortBiz, in the past two years I've been fortunate enough to work for some really cool webmasters and programs. I'll get in touch with you through ICQ and give you a quick run down on who I've done work for and what those tasks involved.

Sands · 12-25-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

can you show some examples of your coding work

Sure thing, dissipate. Do you have an ICQ number or email that I can use to get in touch with you?

Nismo · 12-25-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

can you show some examples of your coding work

Cochese, is that you?

dissipate · 12-25-2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sands

sure thing, dissipate. Do you have an icq number or email that i can use to get in touch with you?

337-834-303

Sands · 12-25-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

337-834-303

Contacting you now.

Sands · 12-25-2008, 05:30 PM

Great talking to you guys, thanks!

tranza · 12-25-2008, 05:51 PM

Not much people looking for a new job on Christmas I think...

Sands · 12-25-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

Not much people looking for a new job on Christmas I think...

Probably not, but if it helps me stand out, then I'm all for it.

tony286 · 12-25-2008, 06:49 PM

a bump for you

12-25-2008, 07:58 PM

goodluck bro

merry xmas!

Jayvis · 12-25-2008, 08:18 PM

Sands is currently helping me with some graphical work for FREE right now, as I absolutely suck with design skills. He actually offered the help to me in another thread and I didn't even have to ask for it, he reached out to me! I would call that a stand-up guy. Oh and did I mention it's Christmas and he's helping me out with all of this? Who else is working late night on Xmas? The guy knows his stuff and obviously would be a valuable asset to those who may need him.

Based off of this I will be hiring him for my next project, too.

Bump for you my man. I'm sure you won't be looking for long.

Profits of Doom · 12-25-2008, 08:26 PM

Someone showed me a blog a few months back that Sands wrote the posts for, and it really blew me away. Shit just read through some of his posts on here and you will laugh your ass off. He is a really funny, creative guy...

fris · 12-25-2008, 08:46 PM

good worker Sands is, hes done lots of work for me, and fast results.

Sands · 12-25-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

a bump for you

Thanks Tony, Happy Holidays

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Originally Posted by wild_jayx

goodluck bro

merry xmas!

Merry Christmas to you too, thanks for the well-wishes!

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Originally Posted by Jayvis

Sands is currently helping me with some graphical work for FREE right now, as I absolutely suck with design skills. He actually offered the help to me in another thread and I didn't even have to ask for it, he reached out to me! I would call that a stand-up guy. Oh and did I mention it's Christmas and he's helping me out with all of this? Who else is working late night on Xmas? The guy knows his stuff and obviously would be a valuable asset to those who may need him.

Based off of this I will be hiring him for my next project, too.

Bump for you my man. I'm sure you won't be looking for long.

You're a solid dude, Jayvis, and I'm glad I could lend you a hand. Thank you for the kind words!

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Someone showed me a blog a few months back that Sands wrote the posts for, and it really blew me away. Shit just read through some of his posts on here and you will laugh your ass off. He is a really funny, creative guy...

I'm really glad you enjoyed the posts, man. I really enjoy writing, especially when I get to bust loose with my sense of humor. Thank you for the kind words, and I hope you're having a fun holiday!

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Originally Posted by fris

good worker Sands is, hes done lots of work for me, and fast results.

You've been one of my earliest and best clients, and I really do appreciate it. Thanks for the endorsement, and I'll see you on IRC.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-25-2008, 11:18 PM

Bump for the whore!

Sands · 12-25-2008, 11:19 PM

One last bump before I head to bed. Thanks everyone!

Edit: You are the one who is a whore!

irinasp · 12-26-2008, 12:28 AM

Bump for Roy! He's a great guy

markuskulit · 12-26-2008, 07:23 AM

Another bump for you.

Sands · 12-26-2008, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by irinasp

Bump for Roy! He's a great guy

Thanks Irina! I hope you're having a fun Christmas/New Years!

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Originally Posted by markuskulit

Another bump for you.

Thanks for the bump!

Relentless · 12-26-2008, 08:06 AM

I've had Sands handle some small work for me in the past. His work was always on time and he actually cared that it was done well. Based on that, I'd recommend him to any future employer.

kowalsky · 12-26-2008, 08:11 AM

I am going to make this bump for you

Zuzana Designs · 12-26-2008, 08:41 AM

Hey Sands I will hit you up today.. I may be able to keep you busy

Sands · 12-26-2008, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

I've had Sands handle some small work for me in the past. His work was always on time and he actually cared that it was done well. Based on that, I'd recommend him to any future employer.

Thanks Relentless, I appreciate the recommendation and have a happy New Years!

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Originally Posted by kowalsky

I am going to make this bump for you

Hell yeah dude, thanks!

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

Hey Sands I will hit you up today.. I may be able to keep you busy

Busy is good! You create stunning designs and I look forward to working with you.

NetwErk GUrl · 12-26-2008, 10:52 AM

Bump for one of my favorite ICQ humorists. Always able to cheer me up.

G'luck, Sands!

Jon B · 12-26-2008, 12:30 PM

Where are you located?

Sands · 12-26-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by NetwErk GUrl

Bump for one of my favorite ICQ humorists. Always able to cheer me up.

G'luck, Sands!

Aww, thanks Ananda!

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Originally Posted by Jon B

Where are you located?

Hi Jon! I live in New York. Long Island, specifically.

Sands · 12-26-2008, 06:41 PM

Bumping this up

tony286 · 12-26-2008, 06:42 PM

bump for sands

marketsmart · 12-26-2008, 06:56 PM

good lick on your hunt sands...

any company would benefit from having you as an employee..

Sands · 12-26-2008, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

bump for sands

Thanks Tony!

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

good lick on your hunt sands...

any company would benefit from having you as an employee..

Thanks marketsmart, I appreciate the kind words. I'll hit you up this weekend to chat about some stuff.

LiveDose · 12-26-2008, 09:20 PM

Bump for you man. Good luck!

fuzebox · 12-26-2008, 11:14 PM

Sands wrote a lot of killer amazing stuff for me over the last year... I appreciate it man

Semi-Retired-Dave · 12-26-2008, 11:33 PM

Bump for the holidays.

DannysReviews|com · 12-27-2008, 03:50 AM

Bump for $

ScriptWorkz · 12-27-2008, 07:47 AM

Bump for my man sands lookin for some work, someone hire this guy while you have a chance

V_RocKs · 12-27-2008, 08:22 AM

Good luck

pr0 · 12-27-2008, 09:09 AM

I'll have to see if i can afford you this time next month

farkedup · 12-27-2008, 09:14 AM

It's a pretty tough job market right now. I was looking into relocating up to 13 hours away from where I'm at right now and ending up taking some road trips for some interviews but haven't had all that much luck. My wife is a nurse and she's trying to go back to work early after having the baby but damn even with her making around $30/hr its hard to make ends meet right now! Came into a cluster fuck of bills along with her going OFF of work about 2mnths earlier than we had budgeted.

Sands · 12-27-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Bump for you man. Good luck!

Thanks LiveDose!

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Sands wrote a lot of killer amazing stuff for me over the last year... I appreciate it man

Absolutely man, and I enjoyed writing it! Thanks for the biz!

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Bump for the holidays.

Thanks Dave, happy holidays!

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Originally Posted by DannysReviews|com

Bump for $

That's right man, gotta make those dolla dolla bills. Thanks for the bump!

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Originally Posted by ScriptWorkz

Bump for my man sands lookin for some work, someone hire this guy while you have a chance

Right on ScriptWorkz, I appreciate the props.

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Good luck

Thanks dude

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Originally Posted by pr0

I'll have to see if i can afford you this time next month

I'd love to work for you, pr0! I got a little sneak peek of your current project, and it looks really tight.

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Originally Posted by farkedup

It's a pretty tough job market right now. I was looking into relocating up to 13 hours away from where I'm at right now and ending up taking some road trips for some interviews but haven't had all that much luck. My wife is a nurse and she's trying to go back to work early after having the baby but damn even with her making around $30/hr its hard to make ends meet right now! Came into a cluster fuck of bills along with her going OFF of work about 2mnths earlier than we had budgeted.

That's rough man, but congrats on the newborn! Good luck in your own job search as well!

Tube Ace · 12-27-2008, 12:44 PM

best of luck to you.

Sands · 12-28-2008, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

best of luck to you.

Thanks Tube Ace

Sunday evening bump!

12-25-2008, 02:06 PM	#1
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Looking for a Full-time Position - Writer/Webmaster/Junior Developer After two educational years in the online adult industry as a freelance web developer and affiliate marketer, I'm ready for a full-time position with a company that requires a multi-talented employee that's eager to contribute to existing or planned ventures. Instead of long blocks of text, I've opted to organize this post as an FAQ. Why are you posting this on Christmas of all days? I am online and working just about every single day, holidays included, and I'm certain that there are employers who would appreciate that caliber of dedication. What relevant skills do you possess? I have excellent communication skills, both written and oral, that allow me to quickly and effectively handle support issues, create reports or presentations that are easy to understand, and construct promotional text for applications such as product reviews and announcements. I can also program at a junior-developer level using PHP, MySQL, and JavaScript. With XHTML and CSS, I can construct table-less layouts that are W3C valid and cross-browser compatible. Although I don't have a strong background in creating graphics, I have an intermediate-level command of Photoshop. I also have experience using and modifying open-source PHP web applications like Wordpress. Can I see samples of your work? Of course! My contact information is at the end of this post and I'd be more than happy to show you whatever you'd like to see. What niches are you comfortable working with? I'm pretty comfortable with all niches, excluding the more extreme stuff like urophilia and coprophilia. When will you be available to start? As soon as you'd like me to. How can I get in touch with you? My email address is [email protected] and my ICQ number is 418194907. I usually come online at around 8 or 9 am and stay online into the late night. I don't want to hire you, but I want to troll your thread. Can I? Sure, just as long as you keep it bumped. Thanks for reading, and I hope to speak with you soon!

12-25-2008, 02:38 PM	#3
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12-25-2008, 03:08 PM	#5
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12-25-2008, 05:51 PM	#16
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Not much people looking for a new job on Christmas I think... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

12-25-2008, 02:26 PM	#2
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	bump for a great worker, I know this cat and he's dedicated

12-25-2008, 02:59 PM	#4
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	Bump for you Roy!

12-25-2008, 04:25 PM	#9
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	can you show some examples of your coding work

12-25-2008, 05:30 PM	#15
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Great talking to you guys, thanks!

12-25-2008, 06:49 PM	#18
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	a bump for you

12-25-2008, 07:58 PM	#19
wild_jayx Guest Posts: n/a	goodluck bro merry xmas!

12-25-2008, 08:18 PM	#20
Jayvis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 5,427	Sands is currently helping me with some graphical work for FREE right now, as I absolutely suck with design skills. He actually offered the help to me in another thread and I didn't even have to ask for it, he reached out to me! I would call that a stand-up guy. Oh and did I mention it's Christmas and he's helping me out with all of this? Who else is working late night on Xmas? The guy knows his stuff and obviously would be a valuable asset to those who may need him. Based off of this I will be hiring him for my next project, too. Bump for you my man. I'm sure you won't be looking for long.

12-25-2008, 08:26 PM	#21
Profits of Doom Monster Rain Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mongo Posts: 4,978	Someone showed me a blog a few months back that Sands wrote the posts for, and it really blew me away. Shit just read through some of his posts on here and you will laugh your ass off. He is a really funny, creative guy... __________________ “My Free Cams Affiliate Program by CrakRevenue”

12-25-2008, 08:46 PM	#22
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,359	good worker Sands is, hes done lots of work for me, and fast results. __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

12-25-2008, 11:18 PM	#24
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	Bump for the whore!

12-25-2008, 11:19 PM	#25
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	One last bump before I head to bed. Thanks everyone! Edit: You are the one who is a whore!

12-26-2008, 12:28 AM	#26
irinasp Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,160	Bump for Roy! He's a great guy __________________ Any questions? Contact me: 633 - 055 - 367

12-26-2008, 07:23 AM	#27
markuskulit Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 188	Another bump for you. __________________ www.markus-bedroom.co.cc www.markusstudio.co.nr ICQ#: 479118863 and EMAIL: [email protected]

12-26-2008, 08:06 AM	#29
Relentless www.EngineFood.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,697	I've had Sands handle some small work for me in the past. His work was always on time and he actually cared that it was done well. Based on that, I'd recommend him to any future employer. __________________ Website Secure \| Engine Food ICQ# 266-942-896

12-26-2008, 08:11 AM	#30
kowalsky Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,494	I am going to make this bump for you __________________ Jimmy Kowalsky www.catchycash.com [email protected] ICQ - 7319094

12-26-2008, 08:41 AM	#31
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,824	Hey Sands I will hit you up today.. I may be able to keep you busy __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification?

12-26-2008, 10:52 AM	#33
NetwErk GUrl Here to wErk Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sacramento CA Posts: 550	Bump for one of my favorite ICQ humorists. Always able to cheer me up. G'luck, Sands! __________________ Ananda Sisk - Client Relations RocketGate Primary for high volume merchants across the industry icq: 301-253-746 --- mobile: 1.916.342.4386 --- skype: ananda.sisk --- mail: [email protected]

12-26-2008, 12:30 PM	#34
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12-26-2008, 06:41 PM	#36
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Bumping this up

12-26-2008, 06:42 PM	#37
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	bump for sands

12-26-2008, 06:56 PM	#38
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	good lick on your hunt sands... any company would benefit from having you as an employee..

12-26-2008, 09:20 PM	#40
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Bump for you man. Good luck! __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

12-26-2008, 11:14 PM	#41
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,078	Sands wrote a lot of killer amazing stuff for me over the last year... I appreciate it man

12-26-2008, 11:33 PM	#42
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Bump for the holidays. __________________ Support a Good Cause

12-27-2008, 03:50 AM	#43
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12-27-2008, 07:47 AM	#44
ScriptWorkz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Intraweb Posts: 274	Bump for my man sands lookin for some work, someone hire this guy while you have a chance

12-27-2008, 08:22 AM	#45
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Good luck

12-27-2008, 09:09 AM	#46
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12-27-2008, 09:14 AM	#47
farkedup Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 2,490	It's a pretty tough job market right now. I was looking into relocating up to 13 hours away from where I'm at right now and ending up taking some road trips for some interviews but haven't had all that much luck. My wife is a nurse and she's trying to go back to work early after having the baby but damn even with her making around $30/hr its hard to make ends meet right now! Came into a cluster fuck of bills along with her going OFF of work about 2mnths earlier than we had budgeted. __________________ -- QUOTE ME IT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL --

12-27-2008, 12:44 PM	#49
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	best of luck to you.