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baddog 12-29-2008 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 15259943)

It's like if you bring your car to a shop. They might be able to get to when they can at their normal rate. Or you could pay them a higher rate to bump yourself up the line and get it worked on right away. As I said, I was under the impression you were the latter.

What kind of mechanic do you go to? if I discovered my job got bumped because someone offered to pay them a little more they would lose me as a customer forever.

sortie 12-29-2008 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15260217)
What kind of mechanic do you go to? if I discovered my job got bumped because someone offered to pay them a little more they would lose me as a customer forever.

Me too. That would suck.

AaronM 12-29-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by potter (Post 15260116)
.. So then do you want to set something up? If you know exactly what you want it shouldn't be difficult to estimate the time involved and do a flat rate.


I've tried to do business with you twice now. I'm not getting a good vibe.

I think I will pass.

AaronM 12-29-2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15260217)
What kind of mechanic do you go to? if I discovered my job got bumped because someone offered to pay them a little more they would lose me as a customer forever.


Exactly. :thumbsup

potter 12-30-2008 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15260217)
What kind of mechanic do you go to? if I discovered my job got bumped because someone offered to pay them a little more they would lose me as a customer forever.

Well hello there Mr. Literal. I'll be sure try harder on my analogies next time. :1orglaugh

Deej 12-30-2008 12:38 AM

css is the shizzy my nizzy:thumbsup

Aaron - hit me up yo - Im not myspace fluent, but my css skillz be ill'n

you see how i used african american ebonics there? Made me a little cooler - right?

potter 12-30-2008 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15260237)
I've tried to do business with you twice now. I'm not getting a good vibe.

I think I will pass.

You've never tried to do business with me. Sandy hit me up like a year ago for a quote on a myspace layout. Twice now you've made petty comments about that quote and I've responded. I wouldn't call that trying to do business. If you had come to me on a more professional level things would be a lot different.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar :2 cents:

Slappin Fish 12-30-2008 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 15258292)
If anybody reading this thread is interested in giving me a fair price on a CSS based MySpace profile, hit me up.

I can't link to it because it is a forum but there is a place where the myspace resource site owners hang around. Full of annoying kids but the marketplace is good, a few talented designers who are very familiar with CSS/Div Overlay Layouts. If you post your project there you will someone to do it well for a fraction of the price.

br4sco 12-30-2008 06:23 AM

the CSS also does help with SEO. the bots dont have all that extra code to go through

munki 12-30-2008 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15260540)
css is the shizzy my nizzy:thumbsup

Aaron - hit me up yo - Im not myspace fluent, but my css skillz be ill'n

you see how i used african american ebonics there? Made me a little cooler - right?

Deej gotz his flow down... G dawg... straight up G...

MikeSmoke 12-30-2008 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 15258218)
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I tried figuring out this sig for 10 minutes and then gave up :1orglaugh

skrinkladoo 12-30-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15258149)
OK so I ask him (my site designer) to build me a pure html site with no javascript, no php, no flash, no css and no bullshit. I like to keep things really simple and with minimum hassle and fast load times.

What does he do? He uses CSS on all the pages.

Is CSS a good thing? Does it slow loading times and does it cause compatibility issues on browsers? Can someone clear this one up for me because im just clueless and he's totally obsessed with using CSS on my pages.

Ok, this is rather backwords. CSS = good! HTML needs CSS, or otherwise you run the risk of code bloating (thus slower site), blah, blah. CSS streamlines the update process, and 100% CSS design - thats impressive!

The above languages arnt bullshit, static html is bullshit (dinosaur old), and if you paid more than a few dollars - your request would be a rip off and self imposed at that.

sites, real sites are not built out of HTML, its a markup language - its a pretty cover to what most often ends up a shitty book.

Use the CSS (prop mixed with HTML), and tip him for helping you! If he did it all in CSS, he needs to be given a holiday bonus. He did you right and saved you from yourself.
:2 cents:

tony286 12-30-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15260147)
I had to stop reading after the first few smug responses. In case no one has explained it yet, in a nutshell, CSS cuts back on the amount of code (html) required on your page. Not only should it increase your speed, but it lets the search engines see more of your text as it isn't spending all its time dwelling on your code.

Thank you I actually didnt know what it was.

JD 12-31-2008 03:14 AM

i only code sites in assembly


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