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Phil 12-28-2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 15255385)
put poisoned food in your trash

cat eating your trash = not your fault

poison in trash = good place for poison to be

therefore

cat = dead
you = winner

Bingo. Im going to do that. Some fish with poison on it. :Oh crap

WiredGuy 12-28-2008 09:09 PM

Remember to put the poison on the food you throw away, and not the food you eat. Based on the thread, you might mix them up...
WG

Phil 12-28-2008 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 15255425)
Then break down and do what I do in the summer when the bears are out - I put the trash on my back screened in porch and take it to the dumpster once a day or so.

Are all your other neighbor's getting hit? If not, then they are doing something you're not doing - find out what it is. If they are then all get together and talk to the cat's owner. Again, it's NOT THE CAT'S FAULT.

everybody. This week trash guys didn't come at all so after Christmas I have 10 bags of trash out there.

Phil 12-28-2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15255437)
Remember to put the poison on the food you throw away, and not the food you eat. Based on the thread, you might mix them up...
WG

since you're so cool and look so hungry I might need your help identifying, smartass.

CheeseHead Nacho Burger 12-28-2008 09:20 PM

You're still an ignorant, trashy piece of shit who has contemplated killing a cat instead of using the brain (perhaps lack thereof?) between your ears to outsmart a CAT. Your mother must be proud of the rocket scientist her loins birthed.

Phil 12-28-2008 09:21 PM

Just googled it. Antifreeze.

http://www.cfainc.org/jpgs/cat-antifreeze.jpg

http://www.cfainc.org/articles/antifreeze.html


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Phil 12-28-2008 09:23 PM

For every brickheaded dumbass that have internet connection and has decided to hang out on gfy.com tonight.. This a fucking joke! I'm not going to kill that fucking cat. I have pets myself, but they don't get to run around and eat trash.. So many stupid motherfuckers here.. Jesus Christ...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-28-2008 09:24 PM

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...killer_cat.gif

If you can set it up so it looks like the cat shot at you first, you can claim self-defense. :2 cents:

ADG

Phil 12-28-2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseHead Nacho Burger (Post 15255462)
You're still an ignorant, trashy piece of shit who has contemplated killing a cat instead of using the brain (perhaps lack thereof?) between your ears to outsmart a CAT. Your mother must be proud of the rocket scientist her loins birthed.


eat cat shit... heres some I saved for you!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_6SvTcMfrj-E/R_...M/P3301473.JPG

d-null 12-28-2008 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15255418)
god damn, if it was that easy I would have chained the fucking thing and TNT on the lock so it would detonate if a cat touches it. The CITY provides trash bins to everyone. You HAVE to have their trash bin with city logo on it and blah blah.

what country are you in Camokat?

Phil 12-28-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15255469)
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...killer_cat.gif

If you can set it up so it looks like the cat shot at you first, you can claim self-defense. :2 cents:

ADG

No, just Antifeeze.. :1orglaugh

Phil 12-28-2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15255479)
what country are you in Camokat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ersLicense.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-28-2008 09:34 PM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-to-be-cat.jpg

ADG

Phil 12-28-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15255495)

yes, we have those as well. all over place. one scared the crap out of me and my dog the other day.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-28-2008 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15255499)
yes, we have those as well. all over place. one scared the crap out of me and my dog the other day.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...ee-nothing.jpg

ADG

JaneB 12-28-2008 10:04 PM

Before you do anything, contact the owner of the cat if possible. You said the cat has a tag, but that does not mean that the cat was not abandoned. A lot of people just put their animals on the street when they do not want them anymore. If you can't find an owner have animal control come out and get the cat. Killing the cat is really not the solution. That would just be plain mean.

Phil 12-28-2008 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 15255549)
Before you do anything, contact the owner of the cat if possible. You said the cat has a tag, but that does not mean that the cat was not abandoned. A lot of people just put their animals on the street when they do not want them anymore. If you can't find an owner have animal control come out and get the cat. Killing the cat is really not the solution. That would just be plain mean.

now that you stoped by Im gonna have to kill that sob tonight..
No janny, Im not killing anyone. :winkwink: don't worry.

kane 12-28-2008 10:10 PM

If you are being serious first contact the owner then animal control. I actually just dealt with something like this. My neighbor has a cat that he lets out all the time. It comes over and uses the sawdust in my flower/plant beds as its personal litter box then crawls up on the hood of my car and sleeps. Last summer it got under the house somehow and got up on an air duct to sleep and caused the duct to collapse and fall off.

That was the last straw. I had asked him a few times to help me keep the cat from shitting in my flower beds getting my car covered with muddy footprints, but he pretty much ignored it. When I actually had to repair my house because of it I contacted him and told him what had happened. He promised to take care of it. Two days later guess who is back under the house? I contacted animal control and they gave me a couple of live catch cages and helped me set them up. They went over to the neighbors house and told him that if the cat was caught in the cage he would have to pay a fine to get the cat back. It wasn't 2 days before the cat got caught in the cage under my house. Animal control took the cat away and I told the guy what had happened. He wasn't happy, but he went and got his cat back and there hasn't been a problem since.

tony286 12-28-2008 10:12 PM

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JD 12-28-2008 10:16 PM

don't be an asshole.... call animal control and deal with it that way.

Danielle 12-28-2008 10:31 PM

Actually just poor ammonia around the trash cans. Cats and raccoons will then leave it alone and move on without being hurt. Or go to the hardware store and get small animal repellent and place that around the trash cans.

Octopus 12-28-2008 10:36 PM

I think you must talk to the owner

Phil 12-28-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danielle (Post 15255615)
Actually just poor ammonia around the trash cans. Cats and raccoons will then leave it alone and move on without being hurt. Or go to the hardware store and get small animal repellent and place that around the trash cans.

antifreeze is cheaper.

Ivan Fuckalot 12-28-2008 10:43 PM

All Russians are lunatics, who blame American cats for the garbage mess.... Go back to mother Russia or www.master-x.com !

Aric 12-28-2008 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15255630)
antifreeze is cheaper.

Antifreeze is the key :thumbsup

Phil 12-28-2008 10:49 PM

great. this ignore list function is working.

This message is hidden because Ivan Fuckalot is on your ignore list.

Ivan Fuckalot 12-28-2008 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15255649)
great. this ignore list function is working.

This message is hidden because Ivan Fuckalot is on your ignore list.

Yeah YO! :thumbsup

baddog 12-28-2008 11:30 PM

is it a camo cat?

XXXMovie4M 12-28-2008 11:45 PM

use snare wire

Phil 12-28-2008 11:46 PM

"This message is hidden because Ivan Fuckalot is on your ignore list."

I bet that fucking Ukranian retard is high on crack again...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-28-2008 11:56 PM

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Satan_Cat.jpg

ADG

LoveSandra 12-28-2008 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAMOKAT (Post 15255213)
I have this cat that comes every fucking night and digs thru my trash making complete mess outside. I finaly caught that bustard and was going to shoot him with my beebee gun but then changed my mind. Its a hose cat and has a tag, but runs around all night long.
Would it be legal to kill that sob next time he comes around?

Only god can take a life.You can put as well a bowl with milk to see what happens.

d-null 12-29-2008 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by camokat (Post 15255768)
"this message is hidden because ivan fuckalot is on your ignore list."

i bet that fucking ukranian retard is high on crack again...

Нехай тризуб залізний сяє світлом міцним
Хай синьо-жовтий стяг майорить в синім небі

SheVibe 12-29-2008 12:09 AM

Are you proud of yourself!!

i39.tinypic.com/fkd01w.jpg

Phil 12-29-2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15255808)
Нехай тризуб залізний сяє світлом міцним
Хай синьо-жовтий стяг майорить в синім небі

да нихай, нихай.. мне похуяй... лижбы долбаебов не ростили как этот ваня факалот.. а то ведь потом разбредаются по другим странам и позорят... причем не как украинсы с треколором, а представлясь русскими.

d-null 12-29-2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SheVibe (Post 15255811)
Are you proud of yourself!!
http://i39.tinypic.com/fkd01w.jpg

courtesy quote

quantum-x 12-29-2008 02:30 AM

I know this might seem strange.
But could you possibly just .. speak .. to your neighbour?

d-null 12-29-2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camokat (Post 15255823)
да нихай, нихай.. мне похуяй... ......

Я вітаю вас мої дорогі співвітчизнник, з Новим 2009 роком :)

Double trouble 12-29-2008 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15255794)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Darkcrni 12-29-2008 02:50 AM

Sure,go ahead!!!


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