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railz · 11-12-2002, 02:42 AM

I was bored for 5 minutes and made a button

Phear the armed Squirrel!

ToRussiaWithLove · 11-12-2002, 02:42 AM

whats the point?

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-12-2002, 02:43 AM

railz · 11-12-2002, 02:49 AM

What? You guys don't have an armed squirrel?

N00bies!

rip raster · 11-12-2002, 03:00 AM

Maybe your armed squirell can team together with my rat eating dog it'd be a dynamic due of sorts

railz · 11-12-2002, 03:02 AM

Armed squirrel works alone. He was betrayed by his last partner who sold him out to the internal investigations team for the FBI, and is now a lone gunman living off his talents and tradecraft.

He is however available for public appearances, supermarket openings and as a car chamois leather.

rip raster · 11-12-2002, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz
Armed squirrel works alone. He was betrayed by his last partner who sold him out to the internal investigations team for the FBI, and is now a lone gunman living off his talents and tradecraft.

He is however available for public appearances, supermarket openings and as a car chamois leather.

That's ok because the rat eating dog is really lazy and all he really likes to do is eat rats, garbage and he sleeps alot

eru · 11-12-2002, 03:10 AM

You know the party goat is really not going to like this.

rip raster · 11-12-2002, 03:12 AM

did I mention that it was a rat eating mountain dog?

railz · 11-12-2002, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by eru
You know the party goat is really not going to like this.

The party goat has been terminated.

railz · 11-12-2002, 01:28 PM

Armed Squirrel is back. He was pulled in for questioning regarding the death of Party Goat, but has been released.

Penrod · 11-12-2002, 01:34 PM

FYI: Not that I am a spelling champion but comming should be coming. But then again you have that whole phear thing going...... so nevermind.

TDF · 11-12-2002, 01:36 PM

there is no way in hell i would be scared of a squirrel with a claymation gun

tygergoddess · 11-12-2002, 01:37 PM

Noooo!!! Not the goat.... he's just a kid.....!!!!

railz · 11-12-2002, 01:46 PM

Armed Squirrel says "Sorry, the Party goat had to go. He was informing".

(Sotto voce' - It was 5am and I was at that stage of tiredness when you're almost drunk, so spelling mistakes be damned

)

Dugmor · 11-12-2002, 01:46 PM

Be afraid ........ very afraid !

railz · 11-12-2002, 01:48 PM

Dugmor - Armed Squirrel is available to sign that pic. Although you will have to sign a water tight NDA about him beforehand and submit to a cavity search.

The Feds are closing in - he's paranoid and thinks everyone is wearing a wire now. I can hear him on the phone to a "contact" arranging for a false passport.

Babaganoosh · 11-12-2002, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by railz

The party goat has been terminated.

Thank you Armed Squirrel. You're my hero. That goddamned goat had to go. He was funny for a week or so, but it was time for him to DIE.

railz · 11-12-2002, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Thank you Armed Squirrel. You're my hero. That goddamned goat had to go. He was funny for a week or so, but it was time for him to DIE.

He says it was easy. Party Goat begged for his hat to be saved, but Armed Squirrel is kinda ruthless.

He's still waiting for the balance of the contract to be paid. He says he'll take payment in blood as well.

Babaganoosh · 11-12-2002, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by railz

He says it was easy. Party Goat begged for his hat to be saved, but Armed Squirrel is kinda ruthless.

He's still waiting for the balance of the contract to be paid. He says he'll take payment in blood as well.

I'll cover the remainder of the contract and as a sign of gratitude I will toss in some nice walnuts.

railz · 11-12-2002, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

I'll cover the remainder of the contract and as a sign of gratitude I will toss in some nice walnuts.

He thanks you AH - he's on the phone to his bank in Switzerland now and will be forwarding you the account number(s).

As for the nuts, he likes cashews.

SockPuppet - The Return · 11-12-2002, 03:24 PM

railz · 11-12-2002, 03:32 PM

Spoonie Luv · 11-12-2002, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by railz

The party goat has been terminated.

blasphemy!

railz · 11-12-2002, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spoonie Luv

blasphemy!

I am fraid it's true. Party Goat is no more. He was informing and had to be dealt with.

SockPuppet - The Return · 11-12-2002, 04:03 PM

sorry railz. had 10 minutes to kill and you put the idea of 'nuts' in my head

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railz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,531	Dugmor - Armed Squirrel is available to sign that pic. Although you will have to sign a water tight NDA about him beforehand and submit to a cavity search. The Feds are closing in - he's paranoid and thinks everyone is wearing a wire now. I can hear him on the phone to a "contact" arranging for a false passport. __________________ This Space for Rent

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SockPuppet - The Return Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 75	sorry railz. had 10 minutes to kill and you put the idea of 'nuts' in my head