Christianity = Schizophrenia

**brassmonkey** · 12-26-2008, 07:06 AM

wow vent man anything else

**Chris Malais** · 12-26-2008, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

wow vent man anything else

Yeah, some fucking how the fictional character known as god TOOK MY GOD DAMNED FORESKIN AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER BECOME RESPONSIBLE FOR THE REMOVAL OF ANY TYPE OF SKIN ON MY DICK!?!?!?!?!?!

God has a fetish for little boys and their foreskin IMO.

**nico-t** · 12-26-2008, 07:44 AM

yep, religion is retarded and scary

**BradM** · 12-26-2008, 08:16 AM

"I celebrate his birthday 8 months after he was born by giving people material things - which is completely against what he was about in the first place. I am not hypocritical. I swear."
- Every single Christian

**pornguy** · 12-26-2008, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Chris Malais

Stupid Christian-
"He is in the room. He is inside of me. He is all around me. HE HEARS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I can speak to him! God, I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU MAN!!"

Did you guys know that historical Jesus looked more like Osama Bin Laden? Blond hair blue eyes my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do some more research. From the warrant that was issued for him by the Romans, he was about 4ft, 5 inches tall had a slight hump to one shoulder. Black hair and Might have had a beard.

**ZeroHero** · 12-26-2008, 08:18 AM

just look tunes on tv

**brassmonkey** · 12-26-2008, 08:38 AM

hahahahaha yeah tv will reveal all

**James124** · 12-26-2008, 09:48 AM

well, close but:
Christianity=Masochism; Christianity meant better terms for kids in society than what they had known before. What came before was basically abuse, infanticide, rapings etc. Before the Christian era People would expose their newborns in the streets for wild dogs to tear apart. Anxiety about death was basically swapped for anxiety about abandonment etc. Humans are like a defect animal. It needs to be controlled so heavily it's probably better that humans disappeared. After looking into psychohistory a bit, I now believe that humans should be controlled heavily, and their group phantasies should be chosen very carefully

**John-ACWM** · 12-26-2008, 09:50 AM

Happy New Year!

**James124** · 12-26-2008, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by John-ACWM

Happy New Year!

OK, fuck it, Happy New Year, bitches!!!!

**who** · 12-26-2008, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Chris Malais

Did you guys know that historical Jesus looked more like Osama Bin Laden? Blond hair blue eyes my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're the first person I've seen who depicts Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired man.

Are you thinking of the right guy?

**Dirty Lord** · 12-26-2008, 10:28 AM

I'm not sure about it

**CaptainHowdy** · 12-26-2008, 10:29 AM

**MetaMan** · 12-26-2008, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by Chris Malais

Yeah, some fucking how the fictional character known as god TOOK MY GOD DAMNED FORESKIN AND I WANT IT BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IN THE FUCK DOES A FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER BECOME RESPONSIBLE FOR THE REMOVAL OF ANY TYPE OF SKIN ON MY DICK!?!?!?!?!?!

God has a fetish for little boys and their foreskin IMO.

since when do christians chop off their foreskin? you sound like a jew who feels left out at christmas.

**JaneB** · 12-26-2008, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by who

You're the first person I've seen who depicts Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired man.

Are you thinking of the right guy?

I have to agree. I have never heard anyone say he had blond hair and blue eyes before his post. In all of the pictures they make of him he had dark hair and dark eyes.

**Chris Malais** · 12-26-2008, 04:30 PM

This is the image that I am more familiar with. Jews worship the same god as the Christians, so go back to school assholes.

**brassmonkey** · 12-26-2008, 04:38 PM

lol church nite

**qxm** · 12-26-2008, 04:47 PM

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

**Zuzana Designs** · 12-26-2008, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

LOL that's funyy hahaha

Christianity = Schizophrenia

Christianity = Schizophrenia

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