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tekart 11-12-2002 10:33 PM

Jizz,

Unfortunately, you asked the wrong question on the wrong board!

You see, unlike any other mainstream business endeavor, where you could easily find someone who is making a killing and model yourself after them, this is NOT the case in the ?adult webmaster industry?. (At least from my experience that is)

People say ?duplication? is the best way of making money. This simply means that if I wanted to make ?bank? in say real estate, I?d model myself after say someone like Donald Trump. I?d find out how he started out and than ?duplicate? his success. However, because everyone thinks that they have the upper hand in their particular niche area, no webmaster in their right mind would want to share that wealth of knowledge nor their success with anyone else. I mean, everyone already thinks that this biz is ?saturated? with so many webmasters now that it?s becoming harder and harder to make money in this biz.

Yet, the stats on ?porn? are growing year after year.
(It's estimated that 'porn' in one form or another, was valued at about 12% of all online ecommerce last year

Shit! SEX Sells?it always has?and it always will.

The way I see it, there is another way to make money in this biz but I?m not going to say exactly, as I?m working out the ideal plan, so we can all earn from it! :thumbsup

In the meantime, take a look at this one site: http://www.adultwebmasterschool.com/

WhoreHEY 11-12-2002 10:39 PM

Drive is not the only thing that you need to make $$ in this biz. You need talent, insight, risk management, and secrets :winkwink:

Don't get any illusions.

TheFLY 11-12-2002 10:43 PM

All you need is Tawnee Stone.

:1orglaugh

PornoDoggy 11-12-2002 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary


In the first month ya. But it takes 2 or 3 months to really get the earnings up.

You are really not supposed to let that information out ... the security weenies will be after you if you keep it up.

EscortBiz 11-13-2002 01:24 AM

You will need a 1 bedroom apartment

http://www.thehotpages.com/don.gif

sexmanic 11-13-2002 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Spend all your free time posting to this board. Eventually people will think you are a success in the business because you have 12,000 posts here and they'll just hand you a high paying job.
high paying job ... where?

EscortBiz 11-13-2002 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexmanic


high paying job ... where?

You need to post more before I answer that:winkwink:

EscortBiz 11-13-2002 01:45 AM

dont forget this

http://www.bobdron.com/gloves.jpg

Make sure the glove dont fit and have this guys number handy

http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicl...8/Cochran.JPEG

jojojo 11-13-2002 05:26 AM

You are making $4k/week tgping and you can't figure this out?

volante 11-13-2002 06:00 AM

Step One: Have Kaiser Permanente postpone a life saving operation on your wife 4 times (first time because her blood pressure was too high, second time because her blood pressure was two low, third time because she had a slight cold, fourth time because she had a sight temperature), resulting in almost constant pain and suffering (mental and physical) for 6 months.

Step Two: Have Kaiser Permanente kill your unborn child because they claim that carrying it full term will be fatal for both baby and mother.

Step Three: Have an independant specialist have a look at your wife's medical records and find that none of the reasons stated warranted the postponing of the operation.

Step Four: Realise that Kaiser Permanente subjected your wife to 6 months of suffering and killed your unborn child because they wanted to keep her ill for as long as possible so they could scam her insurance company for shitloads of money.

Step Five: Have your wife put up with several painful operations and several more months of pain and suffering because an essential life saving operation was postponed for six months so Kaiser Permanente could continue to scam her insurance company for several months after they thought they'd finally get around to operating.

Step Six: Sue the fuck out of Kaiser Permanente.

We're currently on step six, although I'd gladly give up any amount of money if I could get to spend a few days alone with the guy who decided to kill our child to make a few bucks, a blow torch, several thousand maggots and some sulphuric acid...

SilverTab 11-13-2002 06:55 AM

You missed your chance...! You just had to put some icy hot on your shaved nuts...then you'd have 15k hits...and you would be a BP4L 1337 member....You woulda had several millions after a couple of days in the BP 1337 club.... but someone did it already!... too bad.... :Graucho

nike 11-13-2002 07:29 AM

Buy as much good coke as you can afford form a top level supplier using cash from your TGP crap, step on it, sell it, repeat ad infinitum - don't buy yourself a lexus, don't buy 'nuff gold, do remain paranoid, do change your cell number routinely.

At least that would probably work in London...

Triple 6 11-13-2002 07:51 AM

Its amusing in itself to watch all the sad attempts at funny replies.

McAttack 11-13-2002 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
You will need a 1 bedroom apartment

http://www.thehotpages.com/don.gif

HAHHAHA! I Love Don LaPre! I think the guy's a genius! He made so many dumb fucks buy his system not even realizing what the fuckin scheme is! HAHAHAH Too bad he's in jail though.

He's my hero, next to Don King, and Ron Popeil! :winkwink:

Suppa 11-13-2002 08:58 AM

rob a bank :BangBang:

the indigo 11-13-2002 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jizz mopper


well I make a living now with html (just dreamweaver actually), but I don't know how to put rocket fuel on my efforts.

Well you are screwed. The first thing you need in this industry to be rich... is to have great ideas coming of nowhere during the night, when you are trying to sleep.

the indigo 11-13-2002 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
If you really think you can even semi-retire on 500K you has been grossly misinformed.
an 500k placement is good enough for semi-retire... @ 0.6% per year it's 30k. That's the average income... and you still work 10-20hrs/week

3Xguru 11-13-2002 10:21 AM

You guys have to much time on your hands to make such elaborate posts here.


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