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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    2/5/09 I might be MIA from this date until indefinately....

    I got notice that i MUST SERVE on a jury (after 2x of allegely ignoring em) or risk 30 days in jail and a ripe fine....

    I really dont have details but I do belieeve they cant just strap me into a "set" jury without a prequalification form both sides ie: the lawyers saying yes stick that sexy man on the jury...


    thye can go fuck a goat!!!


    -Bye
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    • RogerV
      Banned!
      • Jul 2002
      • 12591
      #2
      Just act races they will let you off jury duty

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          Originally posted by RogerV
          Just act races they will let you off jury duty

          Yeah i know , this time i got a "summons" to failure to appear 2x n shit ... I am gonna wear my KKK costume in court

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            • Tube Ace
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2008
              • 4941
              #4
              Just tell them you're JDL on this site.

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                • RogerV
                  Banned!
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 12591
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  Yeah i know , this time i got a "summons" to failure to appear 2x n shit ... I am gonna wear my KKK costume in court
                  now that would look funny on you

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      Originally posted by RogerV
                      now that would look funny on you
                      I hope there is some hot tail at least at the court

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                        • marketsmart
                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 20419
                          #7
                          keep asking the judge if he has any popcorn and then tell him you're tripping balls...

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                            • Si
                              Such Fun!
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 13900
                              #8
                              Go in there completely drunk! you might get a night in the drunk tank but beats 30 days!

                              haha good luck man

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                                • cyber_ninja
                                  Twerk That Ass
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 2197
                                  #9
                                  try and sell some fleshlights wile your there

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                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 9559
                                      #10
                                      Well they is not that many teddy bear lovers in the NYC area to make the jury balanced these days.. they had no choice ;)























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                                        • andy83
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 1605
                                          #11
                                          good luck,t ake care, and merry xmas

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                                            • Mullett
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                                              • May 2008
                                              • 135
                                              #12
                                              Just show up drunk wearing a NWA (Fuck the Police) shirt and you should be out of there in a jiffy...
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                                                • crockett
                                                  in a van by the river
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 76818
                                                  #13
                                                  I'm pretty sure serving just means showing up. They can't say you have to get picked.
                                                  In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                    • SuzzyQ
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 1557
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by cyber_ninja
                                                      try and sell some fleshlights wile your there
                                                      .. That's too funny

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                                                        • jacked
                                                          sperm tail
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 11019
                                                          #15
                                                          use your ultimate weapon "Magnum"



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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24818
                                                              #16
                                                              I ain't been called in 44 years for jury duty.

                                                              (so far)

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                                                                • BuckNaked
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 399
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Just stand up and say OJ WAS FRAMED!! and yer done


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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                      I got notice that i MUST SERVE on a jury (after 2x of allegely ignoring em) or risk 30 days in jail and a ripe fine....

                                                                      I really dont have details but I do belieeve they cant just strap me into a "set" jury without a prequalification form both sides ie: the lawyers saying yes stick that sexy man on the jury...


                                                                      thye can go fuck a goat!!!


                                                                      -Bye
                                                                      Pretty sure you misinterpreted their letter.

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