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  • Dirty F
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2001
    • 59204

    #1

    My ex just called

    Asking what i'm doing.

    That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

    I love it how women speak in code.
  • Agent 488
    Registered User
    • Feb 2006
    • 22511

    #2
    let's see some pics.

    she better not look like polish aristocrat.

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    • adonthenet
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2005
      • 16753

      #3
      Thats cool! have a great night!!! =)

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      • Deej
        I make pixels work
        • Jun 2005
        • 24386

        #4
        gfy demands pics

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        • Dirty F
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2001
          • 59204

          #5
          Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?

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          • MrCodey

            #6
            Originally posted by Dirty F
            Asking what i'm doing.

            That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

            I love it how women speak in code.
            Make sure she shaves first

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            • candyflip
              Carpe Visio
              • Jul 2002
              • 43074

              #7
              Originally posted by Dirty F
              Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?

              Spend you some brain.
              Email Me

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              • lazycash
                Troll Patrol
                • Aug 2002
                • 15214

                #8
                Don't fall for it, she's been hired by Danza and Simon to take you out.
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                • brassmonkey
                  Pay It Forward
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77390

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrCodey
                  Make sure she shaves first
                  that should be a wild nite
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                  • Deej
                    I make pixels work
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 24386

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dirty F
                    Is that Leo Di Caprio and Boneprone in your avatar?
                    hahaha ...

                    BP4L bitches!!

                    yea, I cater to other webmasters and programs in my off time from the movie making scene...

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                    • Farang
                      one sick puppy
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 11713

                      #11
                      exgirlfriends... they always call, email erotic photos and speak in codes
                      fbm

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                      • MetaMan
                        I AM WEB 2.0
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 28682

                        #12
                        happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.

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                        • SBJ
                          So Fucking Fabulous
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11377

                          #13
                          booty calls are the best

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                          • munki
                            Do Fun Shit.
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 13393

                            #14
                            If the thinks it's yours, get a DNA test...

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                            • Deej
                              I make pixels work
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 24386

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              happened to me last week fucked her on lunch hour, she wanted to "come over to my house for lunch" yaaaa sure lol.
                              Metaman...

                              Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

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                              • Dirty F
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deej
                                Metaman...

                                Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Deej
                                  Metaman...

                                  Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
                                  no but the last chick put a hole in my fuckin roof, the pressure from her squirting so hard blasted her into the fuckin air!

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                                  • bbobby86
                                    partners.sexier.com
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 11926

                                    #18
                                    say coming...

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                                    • Farang
                                      one sick puppy
                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 11713

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by munki
                                      If the thinks it's yours, get a DNA test...
                                      lol
                                      fbm

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                                      • mvee
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 938

                                        #20
                                        they would rather fuck the devil they know than the one they don't.

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          Metadork, did you ever had a girl fart in your face while doing a sixtyniner?

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                                          • MetaMan
                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 28682

                                            #22
                                            No Fronk but nexttime you are wondering why your chick is queefin so much its because my big dank just got finished pluggin her hole.

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                                            • kmanrox
                                              aka K-Man
                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 29295

                                              #23
                                              what's his name?
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                                              • Deej
                                                I make pixels work
                                                • Jun 2005
                                                • 24386

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                no but the last chick put a hole in my fuckin roof, the pressure from her squirting so hard blasted her into the fuckin air!


                                                Sunroof!!!

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                                                • Martin
                                                  "Assassins"
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 17274

                                                  #25
                                                  The last time frank was around some vag was when his mama was giving birth to this twinky.

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                                                  • goldflower
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                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 5545

                                                    #26
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                                                    • BradM
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3397

                                                      #27
                                                      Hold the phone. What what?

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                                                      • John-ACWM
                                                        Work Work Work
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 20060

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Deej
                                                        Metaman...

                                                        Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
                                                        wtf...

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                                                        • Dirty F
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by John-ACWM
                                                          wtf...
                                                          The only way you can come up with things like that is if it happened to you.

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                                                          • Eva PSC
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2008
                                                            • 994

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mvee
                                                            they would rather fuck the devil they know than the one they don't.

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                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                              • 13362

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                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                • 12170

                                                                #32
                                                                she miss your big cock , i guess


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                                                                • mmcfadden
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2008
                                                                  • 5099

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                  Asking what i'm doing.

                                                                  That basically means i'm gonna get drunk and then want you to fuck me

                                                                  I love it how women speak in code.
                                                                  my experience... the ex calls while she's getting drunk.

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                                                                  • nosey
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                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 14413

                                                                    #34

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                                                                      • RAM
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                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 7047

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Deej
                                                                          I make pixels work
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 24386

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty F
                                                                          The only way you can come up with things like that is if it happened to you.
                                                                          Actually no, a friend of mine was here the other day saying it happened to him, thus being locked into the memory banks.

                                                                          I was for sure with all the mad tail Metaman pulls in that he has encountered such a scenario by now....

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                                                                          • Matyko
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                                                                            • Aug 2005
                                                                            • 8674

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Deej
                                                                            Metaman...

                                                                            Have you ever had a chick riding on top and shit on yoru balls when she orgasms?
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