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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    We're hiring.......

    Right now I have the following positions open. Basic pay + performance based benefits.

    - Meda guy
    1) editing/cutting/designing intro's & splash's for video content

    - Monkey work
    1) Data Entry
    2) Writing (must be 100% fluent English & common u.s. slang) you will be working on all types of sites/writing, so I'm not going to characterize this as just "blog posts" etc.

    - Customer service
    1) via phone & e-mail for an up & coming pay site


    The pay is very basic, no benefits & no vacation time. If you call in sick we want a doctors notice faxed to us.

    These are positions for people who want to work.....not for people worried about when their next break is, or if they can get away calling in sick, or get off 3 days for a beach party.

    If you're interested in performance based bonus's & a steady/reliable job that will be here no matter the outcome of the U.S. economic slowdown, then get in touch with me.

    There is one way to contact my team. ICQ 440 887 ( download at www.icq.com )

    I will then direct you to an e-mail where you can send me a small summary about your qualifications (or a simple resume)


    Thats all for now kids......
    __________
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    Tags: gig, hiring, job, salary, work
    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088
      #2
      that's performance based bonus's by the way....not benefits

      these bonus's start on your 3rd month as an employee & are strictly based on #'s/performance
      __________
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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          Fax a doctor's note? Really?

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            • WiredGuy
              Pounding Googlebot
              • Aug 2002
              • 34512
              #4
              Where do I apply? ;)
              WG
              I play with Google.

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                • KillerK
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2008
                  • 3406
                  #5
                  no vacation time?

                  What's the starting pay?? $10 an hour?

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                    • CrazyHunk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 262
                      #6
                      Okie.. I'm gonna send you my resume. I need some kinda job now

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                        • JD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22651
                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          Fax a doctor's note? Really?
                          Yeah a little bit extreme imo. Sounds more like a way to get the "slackers" to fuck off and not apply for the job...
                          Last edited by JD; 12-21-2008, 11:49 PM.

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                            • OG LennyT
                              Wall Street Pimp
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14345
                              #8
                              What do you put on your resume down the road? 2 years doing monkey work, data input and blog posts... LOL, how condescending.
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                                • CrazyHunk
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 262
                                  #9
                                  I sent you an IM and waitin for your reply.

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                                    • DamageX
                                      Marketing & Strategy
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 14293
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by JD
                                      Yeah a little bit extreme imo. Sounds more like a way to get the "slackers" to fuck off and not apply for the job...
                                      And I bet it's working too.
                                      Whitehat is for chumps

                                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                        • pr0
                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 23088
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by OG LennyT
                                          LOL, how condescending.
                                          I'm not even really looking for employees who know how to use "condescending" in a sentence

                                          so that should solve all those issues eh?
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                                            • qxm
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 5970
                                              #12
                                              mmm I wonder what type of personality people who apply for "monkey work" have ...

                                              ICQ: 266990876

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                                                • pr0
                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 23088
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by qxm
                                                  mmm I wonder what type of personality people who apply for "monkey work" have ...
                                                  In this economy lots of people are happy to have ANYTHING ending in "work".

                                                  I am here providing jobs.....I don't work for UNICEF or the Red Cross. I'm not a fucking charity. I am an honest employer, looking for honest/hard working employees.

                                                  I'm here offering finger/wrist shattering work for those who can put in an honest days work.

                                                  I am not here saying I am the best person to work for.....I am letting people know up front & publicly that I don't take any bullshit from slackers.

                                                  There is no break room & no latte's with extra foam. Just lots of mind numbing hard work that almost anyone could do.... for a meager pay.

                                                  But here is the golden filling to my offer......

                                                  (chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)
                                                  __________
                                                  Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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                                                    • d-null
                                                      . . .
                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 13724
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by pr0
                                                      ....But here is the golden filling to my offer......

                                                      (chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)

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                                                        • qxm
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 5970
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                                          In this economy lots of people are happy to have ANYTHING ending in "work".

                                                          I am here providing jobs.....I don't work for UNICEF or the Red Cross. I'm not a fucking charity. I am an honest employer, looking for honest/hard working employees.

                                                          I'm here offering finger/wrist shattering work for those who can put in an honest days work.

                                                          I am not here saying I am the best person to work for.....I am letting people know up front & publicly that I don't take any bullshit from slackers.

                                                          There is no break room & no latte's with extra foam. Just lots of mind numbing hard work that almost anyone could do.... for a meager pay.

                                                          But here is the golden filling to my offer......

                                                          (chance for major advancement into a much sweeter line of work, with much better pay)
                                                          Easy mon..easy.... I wasn't questioning the tasks assigned, employer or line of work.. I was referring to the choice of words when referring to a position that can be described as "data entry" as "monkey work" ... a lil inappropriate for a job offer but hey.......ur right.. given the current economy (I blame the tubes..lol) I guess there are people who can tolerate/ignore how others refer to them in exchange for a fair wage...

                                                          In all fairness.. that last offer is quite an incentive assuming someone could get some good SEO info as an added bonus....

                                                          ICQ: 266990876

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                                                            • Jack Sparrow
                                                              Almost goners..
                                                              • May 2008
                                                              • 11420
                                                              #16
                                                              Sounds interesting, i love the doctorsfaxnotice thing, scares freeloading shits away that arent serious about the biz.. might apply ;)

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                                                                • ladida
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 2179
                                                                  #17
                                                                  No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

                                                                  Good luck.
                                                                  agentGFY *at* gmail.com

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                                                                    • mmcfadden
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Oct 2008
                                                                      • 5099
                                                                      #18
                                                                      if i could work out that icq thingy i'd be right on such an offer... do you also have a new years party?

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                                                                        • tranza
                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                            • InternetIsForPorn
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2007
                                                                              • 848
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Experience

                                                                              Monkey, 2 years at xxxx corp

                                                                              I have strong experience being your bitch and never questioning your bidding, working long hours for no vacation time and being an example for others who question your authority.

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                                                                                • DamageX
                                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by ladida
                                                                                  No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

                                                                                  Good luck.
                                                                                  Join a fucking union
                                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                    • Jack Sparrow
                                                                                      Almost goners..
                                                                                      • May 2008
                                                                                      • 11420
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                                      Join a fucking union


                                                                                      Oh wait no, you said union

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                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 94736
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          LOL @ Monkey Work ...

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                                                                                            • ladida
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                              • 2179
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                                              Join a fucking union
                                                                                              No need, i just find people to work with that respect me as much as i respect them.
                                                                                              agentGFY *at* gmail.com

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                                                                                                • JamesK
                                                                                                  hi
                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                  • 16731
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I want to be your slave
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                                                                                                    • brand0n
                                                                                                      been very busy
                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                      • 26983
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i was going to post in this thread but i got sick and im not going to the doctors office to get a note

                                                                                                      sup pr0 lol
                                                                                                      want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                                        • ajrocks
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                          • 4526
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Who ever works for Pro will learn a lot.
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                                                                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 38948
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              MONKEY WORK !


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                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Not paying for vacation days I can sort of see..not allowing any sounds a bit extreme but if you need a job badly enough you go with what you can get.

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                                                                                                                    • Zuzana Designs
                                                                                                                      All Your Design Needs
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                      • 20899
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Very nice Pr0. Hope you find the people you are looking for ..

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                                                                                                                        • HorseShit
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 17513
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          This is a great opportunity for losers that live in a 3rd world country and can live off $2/hr, I doubt he's paying more

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                                                                                                                            • J. Falcon
                                                                                                                              www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                                                              • 31645
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Good luck with the new monkeys on your staff. I'm sure you'll put together a great team. Don't slip on the banana peels.
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                                                                                                                                • pornguy
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 62912
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by OG LennyT
                                                                                                                                  What do you put on your resume down the road? 2 years doing monkey work, data input and blog posts... LOL, how condescending.
                                                                                                                                  You only put what is relevant to the position you are applying for.
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                                                                                                                                    • J. Falcon
                                                                                                                                      www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                                                                      • 31645
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ladida
                                                                                                                                      No offence, but i love it when employers think the economy is bad, and they can push people around with "be happy you have a job". That's funny, but i was never "happy" to have a job, as i give to the job as much as i get out of it. It's a mutual relationship and the employer usually gets more then what he pays you (otherwise he wouldn't be employing you). I never had trouble getting a job, and finding normal people to work with. With the attitude you started the thread in "be happy you have a job", you'll only get people that tolerate that attitude, and those most of the times, aren't good employees anyway.

                                                                                                                                      Good luck.


                                                                                                                                      Well said.
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                                                                                                                                        • Anphibius
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 199
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                          Right now I have the following positions open. Basic pay + performance based benefits.

                                                                                                                                          - Meda guy
                                                                                                                                          1) editing/cutting/designing intro's & splash's for video content

                                                                                                                                          - Monkey work
                                                                                                                                          1) Data Entry
                                                                                                                                          2) Writing (must be 100% fluent English & common u.s. slang) you will be working on all types of sites/writing, so I'm not going to characterize this as just "blog posts" etc.

                                                                                                                                          - Customer service
                                                                                                                                          1) via phone & e-mail for an up & coming pay site


                                                                                                                                          The pay is very basic, no benefits & no vacation time. If you call in sick we want a doctors notice faxed to us.

                                                                                                                                          These are positions for people who want to work.....not for people worried about when their next break is, or if they can get away calling in sick, or get off 3 days for a beach party.

                                                                                                                                          If you're interested in performance based bonus's & a steady/reliable job that will be here no matter the outcome of the U.S. economic slowdown, then get in touch with me.

                                                                                                                                          There is one way to contact my team. ICQ 440 887 ( download at www.icq.com )

                                                                                                                                          I will then direct you to an e-mail where you can send me a small summary about your qualifications (or a simple resume)


                                                                                                                                          Thats all for now kids......
                                                                                                                                          Fucking douchebag

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                                                                                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 40149
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              goodluck pr0.

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                                                                                                                                                • JamesK
                                                                                                                                                  hi
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 16731
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by InternetIsForPorn
                                                                                                                                                  Experience

                                                                                                                                                  Monkey, 2 years at xxxx corp

                                                                                                                                                  I have strong experience being your bitch and never questioning your bidding, working long hours for no vacation time and being an example for others who question your authority.
                                                                                                                                                  M3Server - NATS Hosting

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                                                                                                                                                    • GTS Mark
                                                                                                                                                      Vrume Mark
                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 20912
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Atta boy Pr0! Love ya dude!

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                                                                                                                                                        • Jman
                                                                                                                                                          Already an AI veteran
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 22838
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Sounds like a great opportunity to work with a good team.

                                                                                                                                                          I might have someone to reefer you pr0. I'll talk to her then will have her hit you up.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Anphibius
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                              • 199
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jean-Francois

                                                                                                                                                              I might have someone to reefer you pr0. I'll talk to her then will have her hit you up.

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                                                                                                                                                                • A-n-D-r-E-S
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3949
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Anphibius
                                                                                                                                                                  Adult Copywriters




                                                                                                                                                                  Hire a writer to create original content for your website.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • HorseShit
                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 17513
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      mcdonalds has better opportunities and there's benefits

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                                                                                                                                                                        • myjah
                                                                                                                                                                          Back in the harbor
                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 11482
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Jensen
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 3790
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              aren't there laws to follow over there? (vacation time, sick leave etc)

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Anphibius
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 199
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                                                                                                                  Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.
                                                                                                                                                                                  No one feels offended, just sorry for the monkey... err guy that actually applies.
                                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by Anphibius; 12-22-2008, 07:02 AM.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • RedShoe
                                                                                                                                                                                      赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 14831
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                                                                                                                      Those that know Pr0 wouldn't take offense to this post. If you're looking to work your way up with someone who knows what he's doing, jump on board while you can.
                                                                                                                                                                                      bingo!!!!!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Anphibius
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 199
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jensen
                                                                                                                                                                                          aren't there laws to follow over there? (vacation time, sick leave etc)
                                                                                                                                                                                          Nope.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • xNetworx
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking What
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 14445
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              What a douche

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • rhon23
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Rebel Girl
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3275
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  good luck to you pro.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • escorpio
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Satan's Chylde
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 23487
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I told a cousin. He's on the way.

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