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Old 12-31-2008, 05:27 PM   #1
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The Ultimate Douchebag: Dic Pusini

This guy wrote me recently in search of work as adult talent, funny shit:

My name is Dic Pusini and I am a porn star that works for free.So far I have been in porn movies with the following porn stars:Amy Emerson,Bonnie Blaze,Deena Daniels,Brook Scott,Jessica D?Vine,Veronica Jett,etc.My limitations are only one: no anal sex.I?m 36y/o,5?8?,135lbs.I?m always AIM tested and I am ready for work today.
I?ll do anything with women of all ages,sizes and races except have anal sex.
I don?t drink,I don?t smoke and I don?t do drugs.
I am friendly,honest,punctual,funny,reliable and very good porn performer.
Also,I have a lot of female porn stars that are looking for porn work and in case you are looking for girls to use for your porn scenes or movies,I?m willing to let you use all my girls and I will never charge you a fee.You can see the pictures of all my porn girls here:
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Old 12-31-2008, 05:37 PM   #2
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Sounds like a goldmine!
Let us know how it turns out...
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Old 12-31-2008, 05:41 PM   #3
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yeah he sounds crazy you'd be in the morning trash pick up fukin with a nut
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Old 12-31-2008, 06:33 PM   #4
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Wow what a piece of work! His myspace is full of LOLz also!!
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Old 12-31-2008, 06:34 PM   #5
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What is a private happiness teacher?
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:34 PM   #6
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haha "Nick Boner" 4L
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:35 PM   #7
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Old 01-01-2009, 02:32 PM   #8
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He "works" as one of the bukkake guys in Jim Powers' movies
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Old 01-28-2009, 04:23 AM   #9
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Then Next King Of Porn

you forgot he is thenextkingofporn dot com
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:06 AM   #10
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lol, funny to read.
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:18 AM   #11
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:36 AM   #12
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The guy it's confident.... maybe he'll do something big
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Old 01-28-2009, 08:30 AM   #13
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Hahaha...that's a really funny read!
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Old 01-28-2009, 08:45 AM   #14
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What is a private happiness teacher?
teaches you how to open a bottle of wine, pour it into glass and drink

or

teaches you how to roll a proper joint and smoke it


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Old 01-28-2009, 09:00 AM   #15
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OMG someone get this guy some help
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:05 AM   #16
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Dude. I got this same *exact* message. Is he the next Jeremy Steele?
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:09 AM   #17
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Sounds like a retirement plan ;)
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:14 AM   #18
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When I was distributing DVD's, we would get letters like this all the time. Even handwritten ones with lots of typos and stuff offering to work for free. Creepy shit. I may have posted one or two up here...
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:16 AM   #19
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Funny shit but you shouldnt post his real name etc. Mod's should edit that out.
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Old 01-28-2009, 12:43 PM   #20
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ha ha i saw this guy in vegas at avn..what a character.
but honestly he is not much different than most guys doing stud work.. many of them would work for free if they had no other choice.
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Old 01-28-2009, 01:15 PM   #21
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Sounds like LC when he first popped on the scene.
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Old 01-28-2009, 03:39 PM   #22
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If anybody want the male fisting talent emails I've been getting from this German idiot...drop me a line
These guys are weird sometimes. I tell them I forward their info to a producer (called "delete button productions")
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