there's enough to go around!!! :upsidedow

Beware of the balls ! :1orglaugh

It's Xmas time ...... Jingle balls....... Jingle Balls , jingle all the way :helpme

Once Bob teabagged me and I suffocated

everyone did! :2 cents:

:pimp :pimp :pimp

what's up pimp..?

hey now!!

I ain't a pimp, I'm digital.

Bob...you hot hunk of meat you!
Jenni....you sexy pretty kitty you!
...Jenni...Bob...

Just lemme know where the party's gonna be you crazy kids - cause if you're getting married, or not, I know a good time is always surrounding the both of you :rasta

Can't wait to see you guys in Vegas!

Oh man...I hope he didn't propose to teabag Jenni!!! LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damnit its tomorrow already people!! :winkwink:

Congratz Jenni on whatever it is. :)

Yesterday was actually tomorrow and today is the day after tomorrow :helpme

that is very profound Due:thumbsup

Yep, its true!
I popped a big question to her and she said YES!
Im a lucky guy!

So where is the announcement BOB ???? Its been tomorrow a couple of days already :winkwink::1orglaugh

That makes me wonder...

I know when I take a dump, I'm doing some pissing too so that presents a predicament for the long donger's of the world...

Do you flop that puppy over your leg and not "multi-task" or let Mr. Schlong "bob" for apples in the toilet water?

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See that kind of crap that creeps into my mind when I'm up all night doing tranny galleries!
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What am I doing up??

What's that make today?

So what was the question?

100 Dahling Proposals...

WTF - Bob proposed to me just last week.


Bob - you owe me an explanation :)

Sounds like a ManWhore to me :Oh crap

spill it already the suspense is killing me

Congrats BOB & Jenni !

The wedding ceremony is at the Elvis chapel in Las Vegas on Jan 9th @ 4.15pm. Hope you can attend:pimp

Excellent, I will be there.... See you there :winkwink:

dont forget, its semi sort of formal:thumbsup

they are getting the
Elvis "Hound Dog" Package - $299
Don't forget to tip!

"Elvis" will Sing 3 Songs
6-rose bouquet for the bride
"Elvis" will walk the bride down the aisle. (If you wish)
"Elvis" will be in charge of the service.
Special "Elvis Vows" will be included.
24 Photos (you receive the roll of film)
VHS Video Tape of the Ceremony (DVD upgrade only $40.00!)
2 Pair of Elvis Sunglasses (Presented to the couple by "Elvis" during the service)
Complimentary Limousine for up to an absolute maximum of 8 people. (from and to your hotel)Additional guests can be transported in additional limos, provided by Bell Transportation or another local company. Ask for details.

You may bring small unwrapped adult toys for the bride and groom.
I hear BOB likes Fleshlight, but you didnt hear that from me, mum's the word:winkwink: