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  • farkedup
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2007
    • 2490
    #1

    Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

    So I had the heat vent blocked and it was cold as hell in here... One thing lead to another and DAMN nothing gets rid of the "urge" quite like ice cold pussy...
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    • Tom_PM
      Porn Meister
      • Feb 2005
      • 16443
      #2
      oh oh oh, I have an answer!

      Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

      YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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        • gornyhuy
          Chafed.
          • May 2002
          • 18041
          #3
          How bout - a "used" fleshlight.

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            • candyflip
              Carpe Visio
              • Jul 2002
              • 43069
              #4
              A cold, uncleaned one.

              Spend you some brain.
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                • stickyfingerz
                  Doin fine
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24984
                  #5
                  One filled with lemon juice and razor blades?

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                    • HomerSimpson
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 13826
                      #6
                      cold with poo in it LOL
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38945
                          #7
                          Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                          cold with poo in it LOL

                          You been using my fleshlight?

                          I like poo...


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                            • DepravedPreacher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 113
                              #8
                              Originally posted by PR_Tom

                              YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!


                              Nice, I was going to go the splinter route, but that would be far more disturbing to me.

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                                • starpimps
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 6954
                                  #9
                                  no lube with your cold fleshlight
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                                    • qxm
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 5970
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                      oh oh oh, I have an answer!

                                      Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

                                      YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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                                        • HorseShit
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 17513
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                          oh oh oh, I have an answer!

                                          Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

                                          YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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                                            • SiMpLe
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 3221
                                              #12
                                              Pop it in the micro for 10sec and your goldn ;)
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                                                • mrwilson
                                                  mrwilson 2.0
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 5122
                                                  #13
                                                  a penis that dont touch the sides of it?

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                                                    • JayDeeZee
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 3595
                                                      #14
                                                      A fleshlight filled with sand?

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                                                        • seeandsee
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                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 50945
                                                          #15
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                                                            • WinstonTriplexcash
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 2192
                                                              #16
                                                              Accidentally crushing a cockroach in the fleshlight.

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                                                                • fujiko
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                  • 566
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                  oh oh oh, I have an answer!

                                                                  Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

                                                                  YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

                                                                  ..
                                                                  .

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                                                                    • woj
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 47882
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                                      oh oh oh, I have an answer!

                                                                      Anything worse than a COLD fleshlight?

                                                                      YES, one that is unexpectedly warm!

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                                                                        • Hazlewood
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                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                          • 1555
                                                                          #19
                                                                          one with your buddie's cum from previous use

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133986
                                                                              #20
                                                                              A cold hand

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                                                                                • RyuLion
                                                                                  ClubDomCash.com
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 32369
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by winstonNichedsites
                                                                                  Accidentally crushing a cockroach in the fleshlight.
                                                                                  WTF!

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                                                                                    • Kudles
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 5477
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Haha thats kinda funny
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                                                                                        • Dagwolf
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                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                          • 23141
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          The cayenne pepper sauce I substituted for your lubricant.
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                                                                                            • Sam Granger
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 3958
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              A fleshlight that has gone missing

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                                                                                                • FilthyRob
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 6741
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mrwilson
                                                                                                  a penis that dont touch the sides of it?

                                                                                                  AKA - Clubsexy

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                                                                                                    • psbfo
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                      • 181
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      How about a cold fleshlight full of hydrochloric acid or flesh-eating bacteria?

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                                                                                                        • DannysReviews|com
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                                                                          • 402
                                                                                                          #27
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                                                                                                            • FreeHugeMovies
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                              • 14141
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              A broken one?

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                                                                                                                • Fucksakes
                                                                                                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                  • 7567
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mrwilson
                                                                                                                  a penis that dont touch the sides of it?
                                                                                                                  ah shut up!

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                                                                                                                    • CDSmith
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                      • 51460
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                                                                                      The cayenne pepper sauce I substituted for your lubricant.
                                                                                                                      Yup, I'd take one straight out of the freezer over that any day.
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                                                                                                                        • spacedog
                                                                                                                          Yes that IS me. Bitch.
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                          • 14149
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I don't have a fleshlight... So, can't answer you

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                                                                                                                            • baddog
                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                              • 107089
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              A cold butt plug?

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                                                                                                                                • NinjaSteve
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 11089
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Hahaha, damn. I was going to say frozen but people posted a lot worse than that already.
                                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                                    • tony299
                                                                                                                                      lurker
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 57021
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      reaching for lube for it in the dark and getting the crazy glue instead

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                                                                                                                                        • pamon
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2007
                                                                                                                                          • 3113
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          don't own one, it worth the $$?
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                                                                                                                                            • DWB
                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 31779
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                                                                                                              How bout - a "used" fleshlight.
                                                                                                                                              That's not as bad as you would think.

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                                                                                                                                                • John-ACWM
                                                                                                                                                  Work Work Work
                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                                                                                                  • 20060
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Would have been worse if you didn't have it at all

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                                                                                                                                                    • jmcb420
                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Drunk
                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                                      • 2155
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      a cold woman?
                                                                                                                                                      I'm funner than AIDS, and easier to explain to your parents.

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