Actor Cuts Throat on Stage in Knife Mix-Up

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  • selena
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    • Aug 2004
    • 7995

    #1

    Actor Cuts Throat on Stage in Knife Mix-Up

    sorry if this is a re-post, I just read it, and it is a serious wtf moment....

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    Try this for an Agatha Christie plotline: performing on stage inside Vienna's Burgtheater, one of Europe's oldest and grandest, an actor takes a knife to his throat in his character's desperate attempt at suicide. As audience applause fills the opulent theater, blood pours from the actor's neck. But something's not right. Buckling and staggering his way off stage, the actor collapses to the floor. That's because the knife, and the harm that it's done, are both tragically real.

    Unfortunately for Daniel Hoevels, a 30-year-old actor from Hamburg, those pages from a murder-mystery came to life last Saturday night during a performance at the Burgtheater of Mary Stuart, Friedrich Schiller's play about the wretched life of Mary Queen of Scots. Rushed to the nearby Lorenz Bohler hospital having sliced through skin and fat tissue but thankfully not his main artery, Hoevels was fortunate to survive. "Just a little deeper," said Wolfgang Lenz, a doctor who treated him, "and he would have been drowning in his own blood." (See the Top 10 oddball news stories of the year.)

    The police investigation into the calamity points more to a foul-up than foul play. Viennese police say they're not probing the possibility of attempted murder; press reports had speculated a "jealous rival" could have had a hand in Hoevels' injury. Instead, investigators are focusing on possible negligence within the props department of Hoevels' Thalia Theater ensemble. According to local media, the company picked up the knife in Vienna to replace one brought from their Hamburg base that was then found to be defective. One possibility: that props staff forgot to blunt that new blade, which, police say, still had the price tag on it.

    Hoevels himself seems to have put the snafu behind him. "I am now absolutely fine again," he told local media, "but I will always for the rest of my working life have a strange feeling about this scene." After reprising the role Sunday, albeit with neck bandaged, Hoevels headed back to Hamburg Monday in preparation for his role in Goethe's The Sorrows of Young Werther. In that play, the long-suffering title character winds up shooting himself in the head. Someone might want to double-check the gun.

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  • Sarah_Jayne
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    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #2
    Yikes......

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    • Triple10Terry
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      • Jun 2007
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      #3
      Ouch!!! Thats pretty crazy


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      • Fletch XXX
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        • Jan 2002
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        #4
        Maybe I've watched too much Hitchcock, but the knife didn't put itself there. This was no accident. ;)

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        • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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          • Oct 2002
          • 10581

          #5
          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
          Maybe I've watched too much Hitchcock, but the knife didn't put itself there. This was no accident. ;)
          The plot thickens

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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
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            #6
            gee, that's fucked up
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            • bronco67
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              • Dec 2006
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              #7
              If I was in that world, I would never trust anyone else but myself to check a prop knife or gun, especially if it could mean offing myself accidentally.

              that's how Brandon Lee bit it.

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              • mrwilson
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                • Jul 2007
                • 5122

                #8
                damn thats pretty fucked :|

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                • teg0
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                  • Jan 2006
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                  #9
                  That'd be weird to be in the audience

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                  • pornguy
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                    • Mar 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                    Maybe I've watched too much Hitchcock, but the knife didn't put itself there. This was no accident. ;)
                    ( Rubbing hands in fiendish motions ).... No It was not me, I was with Ms. Smith in the... Er. Kitchen.
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                    • Jman
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                      • Sep 2003
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                      #11
                      Someone wasn't happy with the role they got in the play...
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                      • farkedup
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                        • Nov 2007
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                        #12
                        that guy knew how to steal the show
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                        • MaDalton
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                          #13
                          from now on i would always bring the weapons myself if i was him - lol

                          lucky he got away with only a minor cut
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                          • K R I S T E N
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                            #14
                            whoa thats crazy
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                            • Elli
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                              • Apr 2003
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                              #15
                              Woah, scary! How eerie must it be to realize you've cut your own throat while the crowd is clapping for you? *shudders*
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                              • mona
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                                • Feb 2008
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by pornguy
                                ( Rubbing hands in fiendish motions ).... No It was not me, I was with Ms. Smith in the... Er. Kitchen.

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                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                  • Apr 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                  Maybe I've watched too much Hitchcock, but the knife didn't put itself there. This was no accident. ;)

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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                    Maybe I've watched too much Hitchcock, but the knife didn't put itself there. This was no accident. ;)
                                    I went all Murder She Wrote and thought that first thing too.

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                                    • andy83
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                                      • Jun 2005
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                                      #19
                                      wtf, that's really dumb. he really should double or even triple check the gun in his next show

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                                      • Deej
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                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 24386

                                        #20
                                        wow - fake or not - and playing the part or not - wouldnt you NOT press so hard? Even if it was fake? plus - wouldnt you just for the hell of it... turn the fucking edge away and use the blunt side on your neck - its not like the fucking audience is right up there making sure the sharp edge is on the guys fucking neck...


                                        nonetheless... shitty for him...

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