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Old 11-11-2002, 07:42 AM   #1
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Dear Chasey Lain...

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?



"The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" -Bloodhound Gang
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Old 11-11-2002, 07:54 AM   #2
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I'm just curious.. what was the poitn of posting the lyrics to an old song?

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

Now get down and PLAY WITH IT
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Old 11-11-2002, 07:54 AM   #3
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:07 AM   #4
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DING A DING DANG MY DENG A LONG LING LONG
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Old 11-11-2002, 08:39 AM   #5
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i don't think Bloodhound Gang would be singing about Chasey Lain if they saw what she looks like today.

drugs ain't pretty
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Old 11-11-2002, 10:24 AM   #6
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i'd administer a stinky pinky on her
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Old 11-11-2002, 10:27 AM   #7
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Quote:
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i don't think Bloodhound Gang would be singing about Chasey Lain if they saw what she looks like today.

drugs ain't pretty
LOL... true, she's fuckin nasty, but i'd still blow a load in her face as a goof.
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Old 11-11-2002, 10:35 AM   #8
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So....all this talk how she "hit the wall".....how about some proof (pics)?
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Old 11-11-2002, 06:39 PM   #9
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I just thought it was funny. She is kinda nasty these days, and wanted to give you all a flashback. hehehe
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Old 11-11-2002, 11:25 PM   #10
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http://www.mts.net/~cpw/chasey.jpg
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:58 PM   #11
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Good song. :P
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Old 08-16-2003, 05:11 PM   #12
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That songs bring back memories! I bought Chuck Berry's London Live Sessions on 33 and played My Ding-A-Ling until the needle wore out. My aunt thought it was the most digusting song she ever heard but my dad loved it.

Here's another oldie:

(Freakin' At) The Freaker's Ball

Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh

Come on baby's grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)

Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you

Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball

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