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  • Bama
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    • Nov 2001
    • 2727

    #1

    History Of The Middle Finger

    The History of the Middle Finger

    Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

    Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

    Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'




    And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing
  • stickyfingerz
    Doin fine
    • Oct 2005
    • 24984

    #2
    lol that was on that hbo show where th comedian guy does the "real history" thing, but he said that one was probably made up. Assume the position is the name of the show.

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    • hypedough
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      • Sep 2007
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      #3
      Nice LOL

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      • Enemator
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        • Mar 2007
        • 1252

        #4
        "giving" the bird?
        I thought it was "flipping" the bird?
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        • Bama
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          • Nov 2001
          • 2727

          #5
          I have absolutely no idea if any of that is true or just makes for a funny story!

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          • munki
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            • Dec 2004
            • 13393

            #6

            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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            • Bama
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              • Nov 2001
              • 2727

              #7
              Originally posted by munki
              I think the Family Guy is gay - he's got a ball sack for a chin!

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              • viencarl
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                • May 2007
                • 4234

                #8
                wow that was really new to me thanks for sharing

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                • StaceyJo
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 8960

                  #9
                  Cool. Thanks for sharing.
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                  • Vixenator
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                    • Nov 2008
                    • 158

                    #10
                    So... If the Internet would have been around in the 13th century, this place would have been known as GoPluckYourYew.com

                    Very enlightening, true or not.
                    Watch this space...

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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bama
                      I think the Family Guy is gay - he's got a ball sack for a chin!
                      His dog has a penis like nose... coincidence... I think not...


                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                      • Drake
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12508

                        #12
                        It's been used as an insult throughout history long before that.

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(gesture)

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                        • tranza
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 57559

                          #13
                          Cool history!!
                          I'm just a newbie.

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                          • John-ACWM
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                            • Nov 2008
                            • 20060

                            #14
                            Thanks, that was a really funny post

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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798

                              #15


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                              • Dwreck
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                                • Nov 2002
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                                #16


                                Very fitting for this board BAMA
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                                • bloggingseo
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                                  • May 2007
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                                  #17
                                  Love it but not sure if it's true :-)

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                                  • Slappin Fish
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                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 2512

                                    #18
                                    The English also use the same 100 year war battle to explain the V sign. They always fail to mention that ultimately they lost the war.

                                    # 2 Dynastic turmoil: 1314–1328
                                    # 3 On the eve of war: 1328–1337
                                    # 4 Beginning of the war: 1337–1360
                                    # 5 First peace: 1360–1369
                                    # 6 French ascendancy under Charles V: 1369–1389
                                    # 7 Second peace: 1389–1415
                                    # 8 English ascendancy under Henry V: 1415–1429
                                    # 9 French victory: 1429–1453

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                                    • FabianC
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                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 1616

                                      #19
                                      FALSE

                                      http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.asp

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                                      • skrinkladoo
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                                        • Oct 2007
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                                        #20
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                                        • HorseShit
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                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 17513

                                          #21


                                          fuckyou8characterminimum

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                                          • BradM
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                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 3397

                                            #22
                                            ridiculous and fake. can't believe anyone could consider that real

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                                            • Vicious_B
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                                              • May 2008
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                                              #23
                                              True or not thats pretty interesting!
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                                              • MattO
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                                                • Feb 2003
                                                • 10861

                                                #24
                                                Thanks for the brief look into what's in my eMail trash folder.

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                                                • czarina
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                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 10752

                                                  #25
                                                  haha, very nice! I'm freer now (from a very well known phrase by writer Jose Marti: "To be more educated to be freer")

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