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skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15269649)
Well, I am still looking for a good, affordable, CSS designer. So if that is you, then popping in the thread is fine.

I, my team - do allot of our own work, but take large mainstream clients mainly, large development projects - custom 2.0, custom CRM's, online tracking systems, on-the-fly video tagging for production modules, real viable products - things like that.

2 examples:

#1 - video player scheduling via time zones, where a single player works off internal admin created lists, allows for commercial inserts - and works very much like TV stations do, but for the web. (i am co-inventor, w/ legal, no BS patent pending - number allocated, for this one)

#2 - custom online studio, via java (can be used on cell phones as well) - sorta like apples garageband, or protools, etc. Multi layer track creation - before anyone thinks this is a good idea. We knew of server processor and memory issues with this upfront, bridging that gap without a grid, or extreme cluster ... not working out to be practical.

I am co-inventor for 2 technology patents pending, the above #2 (isnt one) - why bother.
I'm not telling you this brag, you dont know me. I'm trying to show you I'm not a complete ass clown when it comes to design/dev. I didnt just start playin with a computer last week. 10K+ for a patent done correctly from a specialized patent attorney that can fight for its validity, and defend it aggressively against copycats. YES, i can prove it.

We have been at it since 95-99 collectively amongst the team.

CSS is without question more difficult then just slice/dice design to html, with a CSS reference for use with div's.

I was trying to let you know, that really there isnt a great reason to spend the extra money - perhaps you'll disagree ... about 13-14 years of this (which would make the public beginning in many ways) - says why, why bother? Its not gonna bring any extra appeal or revenue (ouch!) - and it would be more expensive (it takes more time, less people can actually do it, its more difficult).

Designers - good designers, arnt typically code writers. CSS, HTML - while low-end would be code. Sr. Level Graphic Designers are appraised by their skills for principles and application of AI, Photoshop, and Flash (excluding complex actionscript).

Sum it up, can we do it - 100%, no question. Will we do it for pennies - as clearly "affordable" is subjective ... nope. I don't know you man, but I dont see the point in you wasting your money either. That's all.

skrinkladoo 01-01-2009 11:12 AM

Barefootsies - is your avatar YOU or George Michael?

fris 01-01-2009 11:32 AM

table2css is horrible, it doesnt do it correctly

Klen 01-01-2009 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 15270151)
table2css is horrible, it doesnt do it correctly

Well maybe there is other programs which do that operation better.Or it can be still used for conversion and fix later code with css error detector(i think there is free program which does that)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-01-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15196333)
I know coder I have working on the project specified it. So that is a pretty solid reason to know why I am asking for it chief.

When one half of the project requires the second half be a certain way... probably a good idea to accommodate him eh toots?

:disgust

Not hating on you or your coder, but requiring a special html output for a program isn't worth $1k... if you're paying that for it, it should be easily skinned, it doesn't take much to seperate html from the code and make it so you can use css, or tables.

Cuteshooter 01-01-2009 12:20 PM

Does it matter to the search engines or load times if you have a css file or a style setup in html?

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15270260)
Not hating on you or your coder, but requiring a special html output for a program isn't worth $1k... if you're paying that for it, it should be easily skinned, it doesn't take much to seperate html from the code and make it so you can use css, or tables.

Not this shit again...

Konrad will be doing the CMS, and code work. However, he, like many good programmers do not do design. Hence, this this thread.
:disgust

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-01-2009 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15270512)
Not this shit again...

Konrad will be doing the CMS, and code work. However, he, like many good programmers do not do design. Hence, this this thread.
:disgust

Not trying to argue with you, just stating that you shouldn't require css or tables in a design for a script, the buyer should be able to use anything they please...

cardinalvices 01-01-2009 02:30 PM

Cardinal Vices is a studio made of 5 people. Each of us is doing its own task, so that helps us with managing large orders that require every bit of knowledge. We have a programmer, flash specialist, cartoonist, banner pro and webdesigner. Because we operate from Ukraine, we offer competitive rates. I need to know more about what needs to be done to be able to make you our price offer, but I do want to mention that our clients are getting support for the work that we do. So if there is an issue, it will be resolved.

If you are ok with us working for you on another side of the planet, please drop me an email to sales 'at' cardinalvices 'dot' com with project description.

Barefootsies 01-01-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 15270940)
Cardinal Vices is a studio made of 5 people. Each of us is doing its own task, so that helps us with managing large orders that require every bit of knowledge. We have a programmer, flash specialist, cartoonist, banner pro and webdesigner. Because we operate from Ukraine, we offer competitive rates. I need to know more about what needs to be done to be able to make you our price offer, but I do want to mention that our clients are getting support for the work that we do. So if there is an issue, it will be resolved.

If you are ok with us working for you on another side of the planet, please drop me an email to sales 'at' cardinalvices 'dot' com with project description.

Thanks mate. Right now I am uncommitted on designer. So will peep out your rates.

2012 01-01-2009 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by skrinkladoo (Post 15270022)
Barefootsies - is your avatar YOU or George Michael?


Barefootsies 01-22-2009 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15270658)
Not trying to argue with you, just stating that you shouldn't require css or tables in a design for a script, the buyer should be able to use anything they please...

:Oh crap:Oh crap

Fletch XXX 01-22-2009 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15269832)
Totsie,instead screwing around with designers you can make design with tables first and then convert it to css fully with one program.Works perfectly fine.Tehnicly designer is needed only to do header logo.

ty for posting this, i was waiting to see it...

Voodoo 01-22-2009 04:40 PM

Haha... Most of you can't read. He said "Ladies". Hahaha!

candyflip 01-22-2009 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 15270169)
Well maybe there is other programs which do that operation better.Or it can be still used for conversion and fix later code with css error detector(i think there is free program which does that)

This is the best plugin I have ever purchased for anything. I learned more CSS just from playing with this thing. You have to tweak some things here and there, but it if you use it properly...which isn't hard...it spits out valid xhtml/css every time.

They have a validation process that requires you to have a legit copy of Photoshop. So that probably stops a lot of people in their tracks.

http://medialab.com/sitegrinder/

Barefootsies 01-22-2009 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15375096)
Haha... Most of you can't read. He said "Ladies". Hahaha!

That's sarcasm friend.
:)

Voodoo 01-22-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15375177)
That's sarcasm friend.
:)

Hehe, I know. So was my post. :)

Barefootsies 01-22-2009 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15375180)
Hehe, I know. So was my post. :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup

irbobo 01-22-2009 07:31 PM

Tables 4eva!

Barefootsies 01-22-2009 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by irbobo (Post 15375652)
Tables 4eva!

Muah:1orglaugh

ExLust 01-23-2009 12:32 AM

A bump for you and good luck.

OneWhoKnows 01-23-2009 03:22 AM

Did you check the prices of Cardinal Vices already? I do recommend them as they did this tableless CSS design for me and I think it's pretty sweet:

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k0nr4d 01-23-2009 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15195607)
CSS

No tables, CSS with fancy Design. DONE: $5000.00 Epass, Paypal, Credit Card, Wire or Check.

Code:

<b><font size="7"><font face="Impact"><font color="Orange">C</font><font color="Red">S</font><font color="Magenta">S</font></font></font></b>
that's not even css! what a scam!

StaceyJo 01-23-2009 04:12 AM

Well it shows something like CSS. lol

Barefootsies 01-23-2009 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 15376643)
Code:

<b><font size="7"><font face="Impact"><font color="Orange">C</font><font color="Red">S</font><font color="Magenta">S</font></font></font></b>
that's not even css! what a scam!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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