Italian girls -- post your seduction tricks...

**Brown Bear** · 11-11-2002, 12:59 AM

When I was in Italy, all the Italian girls have this stuck-up bitch look on their face all the time. Even the fat ugly ones. I don't go for that.

**EscortBiz** · 11-11-2002, 01:13 AM

just tell them you dont mind smelly arm pits and hair on there nipples and pussy

this one guy once said eating out an italian women is like eating fish of the floor of a barber shop

**McAttack** · 11-11-2002, 06:27 AM

Grease your hair back.
Go to the gym and train like a body builder OR become a big fat slob.
Drive a VW Golf/Jetta
Tell her Pacino is the best actor in the world, followed by DeNiro

**I'm Slim** · 11-11-2002, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by McAttack
Grease your hair back.
Go to the gym and train like a body builder OR become a big fat slob.
Drive a VW Golf/Jetta
Tell her Pacino is the best actor in the world, followed by DeNiro

That is funny! hehehe

**TheFLY** · 11-11-2002, 07:07 AM

This site is lame... but relevant anyway I guess...

http://www.italianseduction.com/

**Pornwolf** · 11-11-2002, 07:09 AM

Either tell her 'I bet you don't even know how to make good pasta sauce,' or 'I can make pasta sauce better than your mom!'

Either one of those will work here in NY. Sauce is king.

**NacnudEsor** · 11-11-2002, 07:40 AM

"eating out an italian women is like eating fish of the floor of a barber shop"

EscortBiz,

Once again you busted me up......gotta change my pants after laughing so hard.....I don't think I will ever be able to look at an Italian chick without thinking about that line!!!

Nacnud

**Dugmor** · 11-11-2002, 07:42 AM

When she comes over to watch TV make sure you have all the Soprano's episodes on VHS

**railz** · 11-11-2002, 08:14 AM

Hehhe I spent a lot of time with my father's side of the family in Florence. Italian women are just georgeous, but they can be extremely costly to keep around

I'll trade Italian lessons for traffic

**.:Frog:.** · 11-11-2002, 08:14 AM

Tell her the Chinese invented noodles way before Italians claimed it as their own. Also remind her the tomato isn't native to Italy.
She will be really impressed with your knowledge

**cherrylula** · 11-11-2002, 08:16 AM

buy her tacky gold jewelry

**Cheshire** · 11-11-2002, 09:17 AM

Offer to shave her mustache

**TheFLY** · 11-11-2002, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Offer to shave her mustache

Yer just jealous.

**McAttack** · 11-11-2002, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Offer to shave her mustache

You know, I love reading funny shit from you, cause of your little Devil pic below it. Looks lik we're getting dissed by some cute cartoon. Hhehee

Love it!

**TheFLY** · 11-11-2002, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by McAttack

You know, I love reading funny shit from you, cause of your little Devil pic below it. Looks lik we're getting dissed by some cute cartoon. Hhehee

Love it!

She's almost pure evil.

I like pure girls...

but Lensman is still her puppeteer... too bad.

**ldinternet** · 11-11-2002, 11:51 AM

Quite a few Italian chicks at Uni, funny 'cause I didn't know of any last year. I guess they must've initiated an exchange with some Italian college.

Uh... don't mind me, just passing through. ;-)

**Cheshire** · 11-11-2002, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by TheFLY
She's almost pure evil.

I like pure girls...

but Lensman is still her puppeteer... too bad.

Well you're still my bitch

and I hope things never change...

**TheFLY** · 11-11-2002, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire

Well you're still my bitch

and I hope things never change...

you're so poetic.

**cat** · 11-11-2002, 12:10 PM

stick to your colombian girls, MUCH better!!

Italian girls -- post your seduction tricks...

Italian girls -- post your seduction tricks...

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