I also belive your fag avatar confirms my belive of Foot Worship people are fags. Only a fag would look at a womans feet. Even if her tits was hanging below her ass, I would think it were sexier than feet.
1) Q: What happened to the Polock that tried to blow up the bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
2) Q: Why is there no ice in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.
3) Q: Why did the Polock cross the road?
A: His cock was stuck in the chicken.
4) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
5) Q: How did Germany take Poland so easily?
A: They marched in backwards and they thought they were leaving.
6) Q: What do you do if a Polock throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
7) Q: Did you hear about the gay Polock?
A: He slept with women.
8) Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
9) Q: Did you hear about the Polock that studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
10)Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Four Polish Guys
A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar, and said, "Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?"
The big guy frowned and answered, "I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin' son-of-a-bitch bartender, he's Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?"
The little guy looked around and said, "Nope."
"What's the matter?" asked the big guy. "Are you afraid that we'll beat the shir out of you?"
The little guy looked up at him and said, "No, I just don't want to have to explain the punch line four times."
how do you kill a polish person?
put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
WHAT DID THE POLOCK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCK FIGHT?
A Polock, an American, and a German had a room full of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."
A Polock, an American, and a German had a room full of rancid used tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest.
First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath.
Finally it was the Pole's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Pole yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts."
He could be some unknown, insignificant, piss ant (like fluffygrl) hiding behind a new fake nick on a message board thinking anyone gives a shit about her he-she opinion.
Last edited by Barefootsies; 12-14-2008, 05:31 AM.
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