Teach me how to make money and I'll get you hookers. Hilarious.

[InternetIsForPorn]

Came across this on another board.

DirtyWhiteBoy, is this your neighbor ?

If you like women, I live in the wildest city on the face earth. Nothing is beyond reach. I am 50 and get propositioned by 10 girls a day that are 22 to 30. I can't even go outside with out a girl coming on to me. I stopped giving out my phone number because they are always calling wanting to come over.

THIS IS NO JOKE. I will provide web sites where you can check out where I live. There are videos on it all over the net.

Girls are no problem, I will get you 10 a night if you want. I am not joking! If you only want 5, I can do that to. Or just 3 no problem. Just tell me how many you require for any given night and you can have you choice.

In fact, anybody that can teach me how to make big money online I will put you up in one of my 5 star condos for a month. If you want to stay longer, no problem. Just PM me and I will send you my web site so you can look at the condos.

I live in one of the exotic locations in the world. In fact I guarantee you will not believe it when you come here. In fact, every time one of my friends comes here for the first time they come back three or four times a year. That is until their wife divorces them and then they move here.

I will even pay for your airline ticket! No joke!

I made big money in the condo business the last few years. But, with the world wide financial crises the market has dried up. I only sold 3 condos this year; I usually sell 10 or so.

All you have to do is prove to me you make big money and the deal is yours. And teach me how to do it. I need to learn how to get traffic and links.

Any takers just PM me.

[CumSensei]

lol thats some funny shit! :D

[hjnet]

Damn, looks like a good offer

[tranza]

Lol..that's really funny!!

[mrwilson]

lol what a great offer, how do i apply?

[snaker]

ha ha, im callin bs on this lol