Programmer wanted - GoFuckYourself.com

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 04:36 PM

Heya, I need a programmer, must be willing to work for content

I have posted this 3 times, and I got answers from 2 people, one didnt even know what mysql was.

So, I need real programmers, not people sitting there with a "Learn Perl in 24 hours" book.

I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images.

I need someone who can either do perl or php, perl is preffered.

tree · 11-10-2002, 04:37 PM

try having them work for cheeseburgers

JamesK · 11-10-2002, 04:38 PM

fukin contact me and ill show ya what fukin programmin is bitch!

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 04:39 PM

With you cooking?

galleryseek · 11-10-2002, 04:39 PM

yeah, BITCH!

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 04:41 PM

Bitch what? I didnt see your mom here... hmmmm

tree · 11-10-2002, 04:41 PM

maybe if you werent such a cheap fuck and offered up some $$$$

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 04:42 PM

Hmmm I have money, just want to see who here is a programmer. Funny that I had one guy claim to be a programmer and I said, "Youll need to get this into mysql so it doesnt use just plain text files"

And he says

"what is a mysql"

Birdie · 11-10-2002, 05:37 PM

Need a programmer?? perl, mysql.....he's the best I know and is very very good ....but he will not work for content....time is money...so if your interested leave your e-mail here and I'll have him e-mail ya......he doesn't hang here on the boards...as he is always into something with what your looking for

BadBoyBill4281 · 11-10-2002, 05:42 PM

hmm content or $$$ i dunno 20k is nice it feeds me and pays the bills content hmm nope that can't do it unless it's some bomb ass content lets see the content your trading

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 05:53 PM

And for the people that cant read ie: the person right above me

"I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images. "

Taht right there would tell me your not someone I would deal with, as you couldn't even pay attention to details in my post.

tree · 11-10-2002, 05:55 PM

why would someone want to program for you before they saw the overused 1993 content your probly going to give them

i told you bitch....cheesebugers. thats what programmers really want.

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 05:58 PM

Funny, none of the content is from 1993.

Do you have some kind of like small penis thing going on or something, i looked at your profile, and out of all of your posts, not one is actually you saying anything nice. You remind me of a kid that sits here and just hits the refresh button to comment on everything you can...

Want to do something for once, go make a site.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:00 PM

i have plenty i just have no need to whore myself out on a board. thanks for playing.

if you want people to hold your little hand and be extra nice to you i sugest you find another board kid.

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:02 PM

lol whore yourself out on the board, thats funny because about 90% of your posts are one word posts or icons.

Seems like a board whore to me. When you hit puberty then step up to me, lets see a few of these sites.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:04 PM

your so tough it hurts

find that programmer yet?

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:05 PM

Yes actually I did

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:06 PM

Gonna list your free sites on that freehost soon?

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:07 PM

if http://www.lovematch.com is yours...maybe you should find a designer that would work for content also.

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:08 PM

That site was just put up yesterday. http://www.visualpharm.com is my designer for it. Maybe see it in a week?

Still want to see some of your free sites cmon now show me one.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:09 PM

no free sites sorry. ya thats a kicking design

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:10 PM

And no thats not my site sorry, I use streaming webcams for my dating site.

Just my 2 cents

Bobo · 11-10-2002, 06:11 PM

If the content is gay porn than I'm your programmer.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveMatch
That site was just put up yesterday.

and now its not yours???

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:11 PM

Okay man, til you show me one site that is yours i will just picture you as the kid jerking off to the JcPenneys catalog , sitting in front of mommy and daddys computer on your aol account. Till you even show me a site then you can't say much now can you?

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:12 PM

No dickwad i said my site was just put up yesterday. I was assuming you actually knew what site I ran, guess not, I gave you the benefit of having some kind of mentality.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:13 PM

its not in your profile tough guy

whats the url ?

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:14 PM

Maybe if you had been in this business for over a month you would know who I was. I posted with a new name this time but many people on here know exactly who I am.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveMatch
No dickwad i said my site was just put up yesterday. I was assuming you actually knew what site I ran

what from your half a month posting here?
who are you again?

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:15 PM

Kick his ass Snow lol

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:16 PM

Well Id love to stay and have kiddie flame wars with ya, but Im kind of busy doing a deal with porn.com so have fun with those JcPenney catalogs.

Cya

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:18 PM

im sure your doing the mad deal.

your too broke to pay a programmer...you have to trade for content...remember?

still waiting on that URL of your ass kickin site tough guy

Birdie · 11-10-2002, 06:21 PM

ok so are yo looking for a programmer or someone to argue with??

http://www.daytonbombers.com everything in this site he done...even the pick 10 programming for that...

So he knows his shit if your serious and want a serious programmer that gets shit done. let him know [email protected]

he is also a specialist in multimedia/audio/video work.

adult and non-adult. So if your serious and willing to pay, not with content? give him shout

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:21 PM

hes broke

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:22 PM

#1 I never said I was broke.

#2 they are buying my content.

#3 Since this is a porn board I put up a job for programming for content. Didnt say I couldnt, wouldnt pay cash.

Instead of sitting here on this board commenting on every little spelling mistake soemone makes, or just posting an icon 5 times in one thread so you can have a bigger count and pretend to be a someone, go make a site.

Mad deal... hmmm how much content do I have. Who all on this board has seen it. Alot, heres a tip, at a penny an image I would make $20,000

So time to jumpoff kid, find a good rope and make sure it won't break, dont worry we won't miss ya.

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:23 PM

Birdie thats a kick ass site, emailing him in a second. He looks like exactly who I need.

tree · 11-10-2002, 06:23 PM

your URL = ?

me thinks its lovematch.com

sad sad sad

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:25 PM

So then your url would be tree.com correct?

SimonBalk · 11-10-2002, 06:26 PM

I'm a real programmer. If you can describe what you want, I can make it. Contact me (see my sig.) if you're interrested

Birdie · 11-10-2002, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveMatch
Birdie thats a kick ass site, emailing him in a second. He looks like exactly who I need.

I'll let him know to look for your mail;-)

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 06:34 PM

I icqed you Simon but well, you have not responded yet.

KRL · 11-10-2002, 07:17 PM

tree, lovematch is not a lame newbie. He's been in the biz for a long time. Just so you know. You're talking to him like he's a punk. He's not. He's got more content than anyone on this board that I know of.

foe · 11-10-2002, 08:10 PM

I can code, but not really interested in content unless its a shitload

LoveMatch · 11-10-2002, 09:10 PM

I sent you an icq

woj · 11-10-2002, 10:22 PM

ICQ me (33375924), depending on the quality and quantity of the content and the kind of work you need done, we may be able to work something out.

11-10-2002, 05:37 PM	#9
Birdie Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 39	Need a programmer?? perl, mysql.....he's the best I know and is very very good ....but he will not work for content....time is money...so if your interested leave your e-mail here and I'll have him e-mail ya......he doesn't hang here on the boards...as he is always into something with what your looking for __________________ The Little Bird Speaks!! Now Listen!!

11-10-2002, 05:42 PM	#10
BadBoyBill4281 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: West Palm Beach, Florida Posts: 616	hmm content or $$$ i dunno 20k is nice it feeds me and pays the bills content hmm nope that can't do it unless it's some bomb ass content lets see the content your trading __________________ ICQ#128496425 www.swinginglocal.com

11-10-2002, 06:00 PM	#14
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	i have plenty i just have no need to whore myself out on a board. thanks for playing. if you want people to hold your little hand and be extra nice to you i sugest you find another board kid. Last edited by tree; 11-10-2002 at 06:01 PM..

11-10-2002, 06:21 PM	#33
Birdie Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 39	ok so are yo looking for a programmer or someone to argue with?? http://www.daytonbombers.com everything in this site he done...even the pick 10 programming for that... So he knows his shit if your serious and want a serious programmer that gets shit done. let him know [email protected] he is also a specialist in multimedia/audio/video work. adult and non-adult. So if your serious and willing to pay, not with content? give him shout __________________ The Little Bird Speaks!! Now Listen!!

11-10-2002, 06:26 PM	#39
SimonBalk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 197	I'm a real programmer. If you can describe what you want, I can make it. Contact me (see my sig.) if you're interrested __________________

11-10-2002, 04:36 PM	#1
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Programmer wanted Heya, I need a programmer, must be willing to work for content I have posted this 3 times, and I got answers from 2 people, one didnt even know what mysql was. So, I need real programmers, not people sitting there with a "Learn Perl in 24 hours" book. I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images. I need someone who can either do perl or php, perl is preffered.

11-10-2002, 04:37 PM	#2
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	try having them work for cheeseburgers

11-10-2002, 04:38 PM	#3
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	fukin contact me and ill show ya what fukin programmin is bitch! __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

11-10-2002, 04:39 PM	#4
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	With you cooking?

11-10-2002, 04:39 PM	#5
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	yeah, BITCH!

11-10-2002, 04:41 PM	#6
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Bitch what? I didnt see your mom here... hmmmm

11-10-2002, 04:42 PM	#8
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Hmmm I have money, just want to see who here is a programmer. Funny that I had one guy claim to be a programmer and I said, "Youll need to get this into mysql so it doesnt use just plain text files" And he says "what is a mysql"

11-10-2002, 05:53 PM	#11
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	And for the people that cant read ie: the person right above me "I have content to trade for work done, and please if your not a programmer don't sit here and ask me to show you sample images. " Taht right there would tell me your not someone I would deal with, as you couldn't even pay attention to details in my post.

11-10-2002, 05:55 PM	#12
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	why would someone want to program for you before they saw the overused 1993 content your probly going to give them i told you bitch....cheesebugers. thats what programmers really want.

11-10-2002, 05:58 PM	#13
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Funny, none of the content is from 1993. Do you have some kind of like small penis thing going on or something, i looked at your profile, and out of all of your posts, not one is actually you saying anything nice. You remind me of a kid that sits here and just hits the refresh button to comment on everything you can... Want to do something for once, go make a site.

11-10-2002, 06:02 PM	#15
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	lol whore yourself out on the board, thats funny because about 90% of your posts are one word posts or icons. Seems like a board whore to me. When you hit puberty then step up to me, lets see a few of these sites.

11-10-2002, 06:04 PM	#16
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	your so tough it hurts find that programmer yet?

11-10-2002, 06:05 PM	#17
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Yes actually I did

11-10-2002, 06:06 PM	#18
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Gonna list your free sites on that freehost soon?

11-10-2002, 06:07 PM	#19
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	if http://www.lovematch.com is yours...maybe you should find a designer that would work for content also.

11-10-2002, 06:08 PM	#20
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	That site was just put up yesterday. http://www.visualpharm.com is my designer for it. Maybe see it in a week? Still want to see some of your free sites cmon now show me one.

11-10-2002, 06:09 PM	#21
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	no free sites sorry. ya thats a kicking design

11-10-2002, 06:10 PM	#22
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	And no thats not my site sorry, I use streaming webcams for my dating site. Just my 2 cents

11-10-2002, 06:11 PM	#23
Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	If the content is gay porn than I'm your programmer.

11-10-2002, 06:12 PM	#26
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	No dickwad i said my site was just put up yesterday. I was assuming you actually knew what site I ran, guess not, I gave you the benefit of having some kind of mentality.

11-10-2002, 06:13 PM	#27
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	its not in your profile tough guy whats the url ?

11-10-2002, 06:14 PM	#28
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Maybe if you had been in this business for over a month you would know who I was. I posted with a new name this time but many people on here know exactly who I am.

11-10-2002, 06:15 PM	#30
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Kick his ass Snow lol

11-10-2002, 06:16 PM	#31
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Well Id love to stay and have kiddie flame wars with ya, but Im kind of busy doing a deal with porn.com so have fun with those JcPenney catalogs. Cya

11-10-2002, 06:18 PM	#32
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	im sure your doing the mad deal. your too broke to pay a programmer...you have to trade for content...remember? still waiting on that URL of your ass kickin site tough guy

11-10-2002, 06:22 PM	#35
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	#1 I never said I was broke. #2 they are buying my content. #3 Since this is a porn board I put up a job for programming for content. Didnt say I couldnt, wouldnt pay cash. Instead of sitting here on this board commenting on every little spelling mistake soemone makes, or just posting an icon 5 times in one thread so you can have a bigger count and pretend to be a someone, go make a site. Mad deal... hmmm how much content do I have. Who all on this board has seen it. Alot, heres a tip, at a penny an image I would make $20,000 So time to jumpoff kid, find a good rope and make sure it won't break, dont worry we won't miss ya.

11-10-2002, 06:23 PM	#36
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	Birdie thats a kick ass site, emailing him in a second. He looks like exactly who I need.

11-10-2002, 06:25 PM	#38
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	So then your url would be tree.com correct?

11-10-2002, 06:34 PM	#41
LoveMatch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 426	I icqed you Simon but well, you have not responded yet.

11-10-2002, 07:17 PM	#42
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	tree, lovematch is not a lame newbie. He's been in the biz for a long time. Just so you know. You're talking to him like he's a punk. He's not. He's got more content than anyone on this board that I know of.