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Fletch XXX 11-10-2002 11:29 AM

go to work?

Hahahaha

CDSmith 11-10-2002 11:29 AM

I left out one important variable....

have nice satisfying morning dump.



Falls in there usually a while after first coffee but well before 3rd screw session.

dantheman 11-10-2002 12:21 PM

up at 5am--quck leak, put some coffee on, do about 10 minutes of stretching,
100 situps,
50 pushups,

go out and run about 5 miles
back home another 10 minutes of low impact excersizes
then coffee and work....

Morgan 11-10-2002 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Depends on the morning.

If alone....

scratch nuts
stretch & yawn
scratch nuts
get up
morning whizz w big fart
wash hands
make coffee
let dog out
check sites/stats


If with somone...

scratch nuts
sneak-attack her from behind
yawn/stretch
get up
morning whizz w big fart
make coffee
check sites/stats
bring 2 coffees to bed
share coffee with her
round 2 of morning sex
back to sleep
repeat as necessary

So you wash your hands only when your alone??

Morgan 11-10-2002 12:29 PM

Funny how people check stats first thing. I used to do this but once my signups started snowBALLIN' I got bored of it. Now I refer to my bank statements.

pimplink 11-10-2002 12:41 PM

orange juice, 50 push ups, stretch, more orange juice, check my stats, shower... then day begins.

EscortBiz 11-10-2002 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez


Ive been checking stats in my dreams for 5 + years now.. ya think itd stop but it dont.. I hate the ones where you have A really good day in your dream and u wake up and yer like sheeits, its summa time..

I hate the ones where you dream you got no emails and I get upset.

eru 11-10-2002 01:23 PM

1. Get out of bed.
2. Wash up.
a. Deoderant
b. Brush teeth
c. Floss
d. Mouthwash
e. Wash face
3. Exercise
a. 100 sit-ups
b. 100 reps of lifting
4. Feed fish.
5. Check stats.
6. BBS
7. Get dressed after I cool down from exercise.

hershie 11-10-2002 01:27 PM

cat wakes me at 4AM
curse at cat
feed cat
taunt cat with threats of abandonment
back to sleep

Bobo 11-10-2002 01:33 PM

Run naked around the block.

brazz 11-10-2002 01:37 PM

The first thing I do when I wake up is to open my eyes.:)

This reminds me that some folks here enjoy puzzles. I have just received a good one. I think it justifies a new thread. If interested, look up the Mind Reader thread.

CDSmith 11-10-2002 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
So you wash your hands only when your alone??
If I'm with someone, she does it for me.


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