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Va2k · 11-09-2002, 08:35 PM

1. What exactly IS The Church Of the GOAT?
The Church of GOAT is a little known but widely practiced religion which is superior to all others. We simply believe that God is a GOAT and all the mythology which comes with such a statement is therefore adopted

2. How the hell did this come into existence?
A group of young PornLords, far older than they let on, forced together by boredom and the evil one were tuned into the sacred frequencies of the GOAT King by periodic beatings, noxious bus fumes, and a sadistic physical education program. The church of the GOAT is the result.

3. Who is the leader of this religion?
The master prophet is a "man" named PR0 (Pr- o0o's). Pr0 is an elusive being whose sexuality is very ambiguous. It does have a beard, however, in a largely Slavic area such as San Pedro a beard does not always determine sexuality.

4. Are you some sort of sexual deviant?
This is perhaps the most commonly asked question of all. Now I can't answer for all of us but I don't believe myself to be a sexual deviant (although beauty is in the eye of the beholder). As far as sticking goats for sexual fun, I can honestly tell you that NONE of us partake in this practice NOR do we condone it. I would also like to add that doing such a thing is paramount to asking for a ticket to the eternal Kenny G concert in the sky (hell for those of you who actually like adult contemporary).

5. Do you own a GOAT?
No. Unfortunately due to the sexual perversions of certain State Representatives, GOATs are illegal in Virginia. If you are not happy with this PLEASE WRITE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE!!!

The Ten Condiments
1.Thou shall have no fuzzy creatures before me.
2.Thou shall listen to "The Chipmunk Song" until the chinchillas come home.
3.Thou shall stick thy fingers in thy ears, and jump up and down while singing my praises.
4.Thou shall shelter at least one fuzzy creature in thy home.
5.Thou shall not microwave.
6.Thou shall spin in circles till you get sick and throws up.
7.Thou shall not speak the name "PartyGoat" unless you really want to.
8.Thou shall be as fuzzy as possible.
9.Thou shall stand on thy head and bark like a chicken.
10.Thou shall send much E-Mail to [email protected]

pr0 · 11-09-2002, 08:42 PM

The relegion has officially been formed & new members are being accepted on a trial basis.

But the best news is...we are now exempt from taxation

Va2k · 11-09-2002, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
The relegion has officially been formed & new members are being accepted on a trial basis.

But the best news is...we are now exempt from taxation

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-09-2002, 08:52 PM

Will the Party Goat Priest violate my body?

pr0 · 11-09-2002, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
Will the Party Goat Priest violate my body?

You better believe it

Va2k · 11-09-2002, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
Will the Party Goat Priest violate my body?

hahah naw maybe we can get archer to help with that mate

tree · 11-09-2002, 08:55 PM

pr0 · 11-09-2002, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by tree

God pg's sexy with a AK

11-09-2002, 08:35 PM	#1
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	Dear Party Goat 1. What exactly IS The Church Of the GOAT? The Church of GOAT is a little known but widely practiced religion which is superior to all others. We simply believe that God is a GOAT and all the mythology which comes with such a statement is therefore adopted 2. How the hell did this come into existence? A group of young PornLords, far older than they let on, forced together by boredom and the evil one were tuned into the sacred frequencies of the GOAT King by periodic beatings, noxious bus fumes, and a sadistic physical education program. The church of the GOAT is the result. 3. Who is the leader of this religion? The master prophet is a "man" named PR0 (Pr- o0o's). Pr0 is an elusive being whose sexuality is very ambiguous. It does have a beard, however, in a largely Slavic area such as San Pedro a beard does not always determine sexuality. 4. Are you some sort of sexual deviant? This is perhaps the most commonly asked question of all. Now I can't answer for all of us but I don't believe myself to be a sexual deviant (although beauty is in the eye of the beholder). As far as sticking goats for sexual fun, I can honestly tell you that NONE of us partake in this practice NOR do we condone it. I would also like to add that doing such a thing is paramount to asking for a ticket to the eternal Kenny G concert in the sky (hell for those of you who actually like adult contemporary). 5. Do you own a GOAT? No. Unfortunately due to the sexual perversions of certain State Representatives, GOATs are illegal in Virginia. If you are not happy with this PLEASE WRITE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE!!! The Ten Condiments 1.Thou shall have no fuzzy creatures before me. 2.Thou shall listen to "The Chipmunk Song" until the chinchillas come home. 3.Thou shall stick thy fingers in thy ears, and jump up and down while singing my praises. 4.Thou shall shelter at least one fuzzy creature in thy home. 5.Thou shall not microwave. 6.Thou shall spin in circles till you get sick and throws up. 7.Thou shall not speak the name "PartyGoat" unless you really want to. 8.Thou shall be as fuzzy as possible. 9.Thou shall stand on thy head and bark like a chicken. 10.Thou shall send much E-Mail to [email protected] __________________ Last edited by Va2k; 11-09-2002 at 08:37 PM..

11-09-2002, 08:52 PM	#4
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11-09-2002, 08:42 PM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	The relegion has officially been formed & new members are being accepted on a trial basis. But the best news is...we are now exempt from taxation

11-09-2002, 08:55 PM	#7
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601