When I was 12 years old I stole some He-Man stickers - GoFuckYourself.com

mikesinner · 11-26-2008, 03:04 AM

I didn't have a father figure in my life when I was young so I did a lot of stupid things.

One time I was at a kuesters and they had these He-Man sticker books with the books costing about $5 and the packs of stickers were .60 cents.

I didn't want to pay that much and I had already spent most of my allowance on spider-woman comic books and a few cassette tapes.

I decided I would pay for the sticker book and stuff it full of sticker packs. It was genius as the clerk would not think to check inside the book and even if she did I could pretend I didn't know they were in there.

I crammed 10 of the sticker packs in the book and took it up to the counter with the UPC side up. She rang it up and I walked out the door with the biggest grin on my face. I had beat the system.

Suddenly I heard a voice behind me, "hey son" I turned around and saw a police man walking out the door right behind me and I just about crapped my pants.

My head started swimming, 'holy shit, I'm going to jail' 'my life is over' and shit like that.

The cop walks over to me and smiles, "you forgot your change son"

RenegadeCash Mark · 11-26-2008, 03:11 AM

Good for you.

SmokeyTheBear · 11-26-2008, 03:27 AM

they had this contest when i was younger under the lids of coke bottles, i really wanted to win badly, so i took all the liners from under the lids of all the coke bottles at the store for weeks, eventually the store wondered why they kept getting so many cokes returned because they were flat. I got caught, and my punishment was i had to sort all the stores empties every week ( it worked perfectly because i was after the lids anyways so i had hundreds of them ) p.s. i never won the big prize

p.s.s. i'm pretty sure he-man was ghey. Or at the very least he was bi.

mikesinner · 11-26-2008, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

they had this contest when i was younger under the lids of coke bottles, i really wanted to win badly, so i took all the liners from under the lids of all the coke bottles at the store for weeks, eventually the store wondered why they kept getting so many cokes returned because they were flat. I got caught, and my punishment was i had to sort all the stores empties every week ( it worked perfectly because i was after the lids anyways so i had hundreds of them ) p.s. i never won the big prize

p.s.s. i'm pretty sure he-man was ghey. Or at the very least he was bi.

That's funny because I know a guy that takes the lids off of cokes at the store until he finds a free coke winner and then he just takes it to the counter and gets it for free.

The Duck · 11-26-2008, 06:39 AM

Can't blame you, he-man is awesome.

andy83 · 11-26-2008, 10:25 AM

haha. he-man is so cool

i used to pinch sticker packs from the convenience shops too. lol

Violetta · 11-26-2008, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Can't blame you, he-man is awesome.

lol... wtf?!

Bojangles · 11-26-2008, 11:02 AM

Haha. Awesome.

mikesinner · 11-26-2008, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

Can't blame you, he-man is awesome.

OMG, I've never seen that.

Kudles · 11-30-2008, 12:20 PM

He-man rocks

u-Bob · 11-30-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

they had this contest when i was younger under the lids of coke bottles,

...that brings back memories

11-26-2008, 03:04 AM	#1
mikesinner Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,646	When I was 12 years old I stole some He-Man stickers I didn't have a father figure in my life when I was young so I did a lot of stupid things. One time I was at a kuesters and they had these He-Man sticker books with the books costing about $5 and the packs of stickers were .60 cents. I didn't want to pay that much and I had already spent most of my allowance on spider-woman comic books and a few cassette tapes. I decided I would pay for the sticker book and stuff it full of sticker packs. It was genius as the clerk would not think to check inside the book and even if she did I could pretend I didn't know they were in there. I crammed 10 of the sticker packs in the book and took it up to the counter with the UPC side up. She rang it up and I walked out the door with the biggest grin on my face. I had beat the system. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me, "hey son" I turned around and saw a police man walking out the door right behind me and I just about crapped my pants. My head started swimming, 'holy shit, I'm going to jail' 'my life is over' and shit like that. The cop walks over to me and smiles, "you forgot your change son" __________________ My Best Sponsors MPl l Camsl CUMSHOTSl LESBIANSl FETISHl BJ RACESl TEEN BJl BSDMl VODl USE YOUR PC TO CURE CANCER

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	they had this contest when i was younger under the lids of coke bottles, i really wanted to win badly, so i took all the liners from under the lids of all the coke bottles at the store for weeks, eventually the store wondered why they kept getting so many cokes returned because they were flat. I got caught, and my punishment was i had to sort all the stores empties every week ( it worked perfectly because i was after the lids anyways so i had hundreds of them ) p.s. i never won the big prize p.s.s. i'm pretty sure he-man was ghey. Or at the very least he was bi. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com Last edited by SmokeyTheBear; 11-26-2008 at 03:29 AM..

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