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  • NickSunshine
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 1196

    #1

    Vodka flavored tampons...

    Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she?d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she?d never envisioned.

    Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn?t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.

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  • Mr Pheer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2002
    • 22083

    #2
    I guess nobody told the stupid bitch that breathing is one of the four ways that your body gets rid of alcohol. No matter how you put it in your body, its going to be on your breath.

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    • Ayla_SquareTurtle
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 3550

      #3
      That would burn like hell! What the fuck?!
      gone. long gone.

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      • clubchics
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2004
        • 739

        #4
        wonder how they measure BAC on this one
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          Geez,I guess it's effective and very dangerous

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it.
            I see no advantage there. Pound back a straight double shot of vodka the old fashioned way and it hits you plenty quick enough.

            Chase it with a couple of good spritzes of breath spray and you're good to go, if covering up your filthy shameful addiction is your thing. :D
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            • aico
              Moo Moo Cow
              • Mar 2004
              • 14748

              #7
              Maybe she was trying to make a bloody mary

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              • NickSunshine
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2006
                • 1196

                #8
                Originally posted by aico
                Maybe she was trying to make a bloody mary
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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                • papill0n
                  Unregistered Abuser
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 15547

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aico
                  Maybe she was trying to make a bloody mary
                  LOL!!!!

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                  • Gman.357
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 2796

                    #10
                    Just like people who drop acid in their eyeballs, this makes no sense to me.

                    Ouch.

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                    • Malicious Biz
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4575

                      #11
                      I've seen a chick squirt wine up her ass with a turkey baster So I suppose anything is possible. But Vodka Man? That shit has to burn like hell in a cooch and asshole.

                      Maybe she was trying to make a bloody mary
                      LOL!

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                      • the alchemist
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 3271

                        #12
                        Woah, that's a new low, I'm totally speechless, natural selection at it's best.
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