Easy way to shave your ass?

Get a pair of clippers and only use them for that. There really is no easy way to do it.

was about to suggest something similar

Can you get it waxed?

Let your girl do it or go to some cosmetic salon.

Razor creame and in the shower...

easy said and done..

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lol really funny

some guy got killed by doing that

don't do it

yeah burning it off is faster

very funny!

Philips total body groomer.works great

have someone else do it. Or better yet, have it lasered.

what the fuck is the world coming to

nair - female nair works best.

Doesn't it itch when the small hairs grow back in and you sit down ??

that's what im afraid of. nobody likes asshole stubble...

pay a hoe - shave lick - reacharound, easy money for her, problem = solved for you

My friends husband did that, think he used veet though.

He had a killer rash for weeks, had to sit on one of those donut things.

I've heard a lot of bad things about Nair

Get NADS hair removal and rub it on, hold your ass up in the air (checks apart) for 5minutes then pull the hairs out, they just brake at the skin.

That NADS stuff is horrible. TA did my back (not my ass) with that a couple years ago and I was clinging to the door jam in the bathroom screaming 'Kelly Clarkson!'. It was one of the most traumatic times of my life. It seemed like it was taking a couple layers of skin of with each excruciating rip. I never even made it through the ordeal. I told her to just try to make it as symmetrical as possible and stop - lol.

Hair removal cream and occasionally a trimmer!

probably the same guy who died from pop rocks and cola.

Mach 3 in the shower - works great.

How about be a man and don't shave your ass.

belt sander... dont ask me how I know...lol

Well said

Easy...

Step 1. Grab your trusty mach 3 razor.
Step 2. Get in the shower
Step 3. Turn on water
Step 4. Wash your ass (crack)/ lather with LOTS of soap
Step 5. Squat
Step 6. Go to town with the razor.
Step 7. Rinse
Step 8. Enjoy your freshly shaved ass.

Note: Use the 'shave and feel' method. The same one you would use for shaving the back of your head. Just keep on shaving until all the hair is gone.

told ya so

you start a thread about shaving your ass and you get banned after 6 over years on GFY on same day...

Wax it!

I know it's a bump, but -
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my rear end of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My rear end was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-drat, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my rear end off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my rear end cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my rear end at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for rear end-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your rear end having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ARSE-HAIR!

starting a thread about shaving ass can get people banned?

Lolz you guys are totally nuts for gods sake why you wanna remove your ass hair?

Alltough for the front just use veet like i do but please don't remove your asshair are you gay and want to put your ass in front of a dude???

Anyways if you really wanna do it wax it than you probably change your mind and never do it again.

good luck anyways

Dude, NADS is not a rip solution. You rub the cream on the hair, wait 5-7 minutes then rub it off with a warm wet cloth. No ripping involved.

Ha ha. Nice thread

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Get over it! We are just monkeys! It'll just back x4 and you will have a real hairy ass!

I got my first ear-hair this year. :

alcohol and a match

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Put fire like the guy above, hehehehe! :D