What does someone how does porn for a living look like? - GoFuckYourself.com

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 01:44 PM

My brother for some reason shown pictures of me to his new dating girlfriend and said I make pornsites for a living.. no idea why he needs to mention me and what I do...

and she said.. I look like that type of guy!

wtf.. what do I look like.. probably like the rest of you ppl here.

edit: I fucked up the title and can't fix it.

moeloubani · 11-22-2008, 01:52 PM

slap slap

is what you should have done

that being said, im sure you look like a total pervert, pervert.

WarChild · 11-22-2008, 01:54 PM

Probably more or less the same type of mix you'd find in any office.

Although, with such a low barrier to entry in the past, probably a lot high ratio of losers in the porn crowd.

Also, the really crazy like AlienQ generally get run out of an office sooner or later.

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 01:56 PM

yeah I think as soon as she heard that she calls me out to be a pervert.

but I think she mistakes the fact that I promote porn and not stare at it and jerk off all day.

Hope I never meet her.. Ill treat her like a pervert I am.

fuzebox · 11-22-2008, 01:59 PM

I don't know about the rest of you but I am damned good looking.

edit: Actually I was picking up a model at Fetishcon in Tampa last august for a shoot and when she got in the car she was really surprised and was like "wow, I didn't expect you at all, I thought you would be old and creepy like the rest of the fetish photographers"

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 02:03 PM

can't believe how upset I am about it.. no idea why.

Bojangles · 11-22-2008, 02:05 PM

I'm a total hottie.

Rorschach · 11-22-2008, 02:11 PM

Look out for the dry lips - a clear sign of frequent masturbation.

Huggles · 11-22-2008, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

My brother for some reason shown pictures of me to his new dating girlfriend and said I make pornsites for a living.. no idea why he needs to mention me and what I do...

and she said.. I look like that type of guy!

wtf.. what do I look like.. probably like the rest of you ppl here.

edit: I fucked up the title and can't fix it.

Fat, poorly dressed, like a WoW player, generally

davecummings · 11-22-2008, 02:44 PM

http://www.sandiego6.com/news/local/...e-76bc73faf205 ???????

Like this, but younger and better-looking!!!

Machete_ · 11-22-2008, 02:47 PM

Seriously, she is right. Have you seen the pictures on FUBAR?

d-null · 11-22-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

can't believe how upset I am about it.. no idea why.

you should be, she was obviously being very derogatory in what she said and the way she thinks

babymaker · 11-22-2008, 02:50 PM

yea from the pix i see from shows it looks like a red cross shelter after the local trailer park got blown over :D A bunch of fat inbred poorly dressed bastards :D

pornguy · 11-22-2008, 02:51 PM

I went to one of the conventions one time and looked so out of place it was amazing.

The Heron · 11-22-2008, 03:27 PM

Are you fat, ugly, and socially inept? Cause that's the typical porn webgeek perception...

On the other hand I am a stunning physical specimen that makes girls drop panties when they see me!

Yngwie · 11-22-2008, 03:32 PM

I guess I wouldn't fit the normal "I'm a pornographer" look.. I'm skinny, long hair and dress fairly normal. Normally when I tell people I work in the porn industry they will say "you're in porn movies?". Well, mainly chicks will say this and guys will ask if I can hook them up with free usernames and passwords. lol

Bojangles · 11-22-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

On the other hand I am a stunning physical specimen that makes girls drop panties when they see me!

Same here.

Agent 488 · 11-22-2008, 03:38 PM

crooked twisted hands, stained sweat pants, sunken eyed leer .....

germ · 11-22-2008, 03:43 PM

Post a picture and we'll tell you if you look like a "typical" webmaster or not.

SilentKnight · 11-22-2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

edit: Actually I was picking up a model at Fetishcon in Tampa last august for a shoot and when she got in the car she was really surprised and was like "wow, I didn't expect you at all, I thought you would be old and creepy like the rest of the fetish photographers"

We heard similiar during the first Bondcon in Queens back in 2001. A lot of people were very surprised how 'normal' looking a lot of us bdsm/fetish photographers actually look.

I know, I know...insert 'normal' joke here ________

teenieflixxx · 11-22-2008, 03:52 PM

what do you look like ?

Jarmusch · 11-22-2008, 03:55 PM

If you look like this her comment is perfectly acceptable.

teenieflixxx · 11-22-2008, 03:58 PM

LOL
yeah id give her that but most likey shes a stuck up cunt

tony286 · 11-22-2008, 04:01 PM

tell your brother dont tell people what you do to stick to himself. There is no look maybe in the 70's there was. When we went to the atl forum, it was Wednesday night and they werent giving the passes out until Thursday. So I had no names, I couldnt tell those who worked in porn from the regular guests from the staff. We are just people, some old , some young, some fat ,some in really good shape, some are honest, some arent. Like any cross section of society.

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by teenieflixxx

what do you look like ?

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 06:18 PM

I sure the hell aint sexy.. but after 10 years in this biz, the things I learned.. the money I earn the network of people I know.. I am far from the typical guy sitting behind the computer only to stare at girls..

also the first time ever I get that reaction.. normally when I tell ppl they than open up and tell me all the sites they go to, and they ask ALOT of questions.. girls especially.

so I am issulted to being seen as a pig. and not a guy spending 16hours a day slaving my ass so my family can have a great life.

starpimps · 11-22-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I don't know about the rest of you but I am damned good looking.

edit: Actually I was picking up a model at Fetishcon in Tampa last august for a shoot and when she got in the car she was really surprised and was like "wow, I didn't expect you at all, I thought you would be old and creepy like the rest of the fetish photographers"

Fuzebox belongs in a boyband.

Fucksakes · 11-22-2008, 06:26 PM

I guess if she seen this pic of me..

SeanHart · 11-22-2008, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null

you should be, she was obviously being very derogatory in what she said and the way she thinks

Why would you even care what a complete stranger thinks?

$5 submissions · 11-22-2008, 06:27 PM

Your brother's new girlfriend exhibits thinking similar to that of the discredited theories of Cesare Lombroso. I remember running into some of his theories back in college. Always good for a laugh.

SeanHart · 11-22-2008, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I don't know where she got that from. You kinda look like the guy at the senoir prom who's way too old to be there.

teenieflixxx · 11-22-2008, 07:15 PM

you look pretty normal too me

fuck the bitch

what does she look like any pics?

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Originally Posted by SeanHart

I don't know where she got that from. You kinda look like the guy at the senoir prom who's way too old to be there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Sands · 11-22-2008, 07:47 PM

They probably look like me.

Pale, curly hair, scruffy, every piece of clothing they own is black or dark shades of blue, and they consistently have this pensive look on their face that makes people think they're brainstorming, but really, they're just trying to remember if there's any leftover pizza in the fridge.

11-22-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

We heard similiar during the first Bondcon in Queens back in 2001. A lot of people were very surprised how 'normal' looking a lot of us bdsm/fetish photographers actually look.

I know, I know...insert 'normal' joke here ________

I love fetish photographers. All the ones I have ever shot for look just fine. Hell the most polite fetish photographer was Peter from Kink. We even stopped and had tea between sets. It was awesome.

Barefootsies · 11-22-2008, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

My brother for some reason shown pictures of me to his new dating girlfriend and said I make pornsites for a living.. no idea why he needs to mention me and what I do...

and she said.. I look like that type of guy!

wtf.. what do I look like.. probably like the rest of you ppl here.

edit: I fucked up the title and can't fix it.

Go to a conference.

It's and eye opener for what, and who, you 'think' a pornographer would look like.

hypedough · 11-22-2008, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Go to a conference.

It's and eye opener for what, and who, you 'think' a pornographer would look like.

True that. Some the biggest ballers in the business don't look like the typical pornographer at all.

Agent 488 · 11-22-2008, 09:55 PM

once your brother said you were a pornographer cognitive bias just kicked in - i wouldn't worry about it ....

SilentKnight · 11-22-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teenieflixxx

what do you look like ?

You asked...

GAMEFINEST · 11-22-2008, 09:58 PM

loll ...

Rorschach · 11-22-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

I wouldn't leave you alone with my children

Paul Markham · 11-23-2008, 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

My brother for some reason shown pictures of me to his new dating girlfriend and said I make pornsites for a living.. no idea why he needs to mention me and what I do...

and she said.. I look like that type of guy!

wtf.. what do I look like.. probably like the rest of you ppl here.

You should of asked her how much experience she had meeting pornographers to make this judgment.

Going to the mainstream porn conventions you meet all sorts, from businessmen to aging hippy bikers. At the Internet ones you meet Internet types. There is no one look.

pornask · 11-23-2008, 02:17 AM

If you check out pics on GFY - they all look like fucking fags...

mona · 11-23-2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

True that. Some the biggest ballers in the business don't look like the typical pornographer at all.

Very true...

Trixie · 11-23-2008, 03:43 AM

Sometimes I worry less about what people will think of me when I tell them I'm a pornographer/have my own adult sites and more that they will think I'm a compulsive liar who just made that shit up because I totally don't look like someone who could scrape together $5 from selling rights to her anus let alone be a full time bonafide webwhore for all these years.

Fucksakes · 11-23-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach

I wouldn't leave you alone with my children

I got 3 kids myself and I make an excellent father, but I can see how someone would worry just by only knowing what I do for a living.. the 2 just don't go together.

Anyways.

czarina · 11-23-2008, 08:07 AM

actually, porn people usually look a little weird... tattoos, a bad attitude and weird haircuts ha!

Franckfurter · 11-23-2008, 08:08 AM

im hot like the sun

HorseShit · 11-23-2008, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

what's your sisters name?

Telly · 11-23-2008, 08:09 AM

Everyone seems to look so pale...guess it's what happens when were stuck behind a desk 24/7

Basic_man · 11-23-2008, 08:20 AM

Here's what we all look like on this board...

11-22-2008, 01:44 PM	#1
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	What does someone how does porn for a living look like? My brother for some reason shown pictures of me to his new dating girlfriend and said I make pornsites for a living.. no idea why he needs to mention me and what I do... and she said.. I look like that type of guy! wtf.. what do I look like.. probably like the rest of you ppl here. edit: I fucked up the title and can't fix it. Last edited by Fucksakes; 11-22-2008 at 01:46 PM..

11-22-2008, 01:54 PM	#3
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Probably more or less the same type of mix you'd find in any office. Although, with such a low barrier to entry in the past, probably a lot high ratio of losers in the porn crowd. Also, the really crazy like AlienQ generally get run out of an office sooner or later. __________________ .

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11-22-2008, 02:50 PM	#13
babymaker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: philly Posts: 4,751	yea from the pix i see from shows it looks like a red cross shelter after the local trailer park got blown over :D A bunch of fat inbred poorly dressed bastards :D __________________ $99mo Hosted CMS From ElevatedX! ICQ 293125596 Last edited by babymaker; 11-22-2008 at 02:51 PM.. Reason: mistyped lol

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11-22-2008, 01:52 PM	#2
moeloubani Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 4,235	slap slap is what you should have done that being said, im sure you look like a total pervert, pervert.

11-22-2008, 01:56 PM	#4
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	yeah I think as soon as she heard that she calls me out to be a pervert. but I think she mistakes the fact that I promote porn and not stare at it and jerk off all day. Hope I never meet her.. Ill treat her like a pervert I am.

11-22-2008, 01:59 PM	#5
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,141	I don't know about the rest of you but I am damned good looking. edit: Actually I was picking up a model at Fetishcon in Tampa last august for a shoot and when she got in the car she was really surprised and was like "wow, I didn't expect you at all, I thought you would be old and creepy like the rest of the fetish photographers"

11-22-2008, 02:03 PM	#6
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	can't believe how upset I am about it.. no idea why.

11-22-2008, 02:05 PM	#7
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	I'm a total hottie.

11-22-2008, 02:11 PM	#8
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Look out for the dry lips - a clear sign of frequent masturbation.

11-22-2008, 02:47 PM	#11
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Seriously, she is right. Have you seen the pictures on FUBAR?

11-22-2008, 03:27 PM	#15
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Are you fat, ugly, and socially inept? Cause that's the typical porn webgeek perception... On the other hand I am a stunning physical specimen that makes girls drop panties when they see me!

11-22-2008, 03:32 PM	#16
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	I guess I wouldn't fit the normal "I'm a pornographer" look.. I'm skinny, long hair and dress fairly normal. Normally when I tell people I work in the porn industry they will say "you're in porn movies?". Well, mainly chicks will say this and guys will ask if I can hook them up with free usernames and passwords. lol __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

11-22-2008, 03:38 PM	#18
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	crooked twisted hands, stained sweat pants, sunken eyed leer .....

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germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	Post a picture and we'll tell you if you look like a "typical" webmaster or not.

11-22-2008, 03:52 PM	#21
teenieflixxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 165	what do you look like ?

11-22-2008, 03:55 PM	#22
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	If you look like this her comment is perfectly acceptable.

11-22-2008, 03:58 PM	#23
teenieflixxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 165	LOL yeah id give her that but most likey shes a stuck up cunt

11-22-2008, 04:01 PM	#24
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	tell your brother dont tell people what you do to stick to himself. There is no look maybe in the 70's there was. When we went to the atl forum, it was Wednesday night and they werent giving the passes out until Thursday. So I had no names, I couldnt tell those who worked in porn from the regular guests from the staff. We are just people, some old , some young, some fat ,some in really good shape, some are honest, some arent. Like any cross section of society.

11-22-2008, 06:18 PM	#26
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I sure the hell aint sexy.. but after 10 years in this biz, the things I learned.. the money I earn the network of people I know.. I am far from the typical guy sitting behind the computer only to stare at girls.. also the first time ever I get that reaction.. normally when I tell ppl they than open up and tell me all the sites they go to, and they ask ALOT of questions.. girls especially. so I am issulted to being seen as a pig. and not a guy spending 16hours a day slaving my ass so my family can have a great life.

11-22-2008, 06:26 PM	#28
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I guess if she seen this pic of me..

11-22-2008, 06:27 PM	#30
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Your brother's new girlfriend exhibits thinking similar to that of the discredited theories of Cesare Lombroso. I remember running into some of his theories back in college. Always good for a laugh. __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

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Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	They probably look like me. Pale, curly hair, scruffy, every piece of clothing they own is black or dark shades of blue, and they consistently have this pensive look on their face that makes people think they're brainstorming, but really, they're just trying to remember if there's any leftover pizza in the fridge.

11-22-2008, 09:55 PM	#37
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	once your brother said you were a pornographer cognitive bias just kicked in - i wouldn't worry about it ....

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11-23-2008, 08:07 AM	#46
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	actually, porn people usually look a little weird... tattoos, a bad attitude and weird haircuts ha!

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