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Halcyon · 11-22-2008, 03:27 PM

heh. No, not really.

But as I read about the auto industry shenanigans, it crossed my mind.

Malicious Biz · 11-22-2008, 03:29 PM

I support bailing out everything

pornguy · 11-22-2008, 03:46 PM

Are you Familiar with the Conch Republic?

From Wikipedia

When the City Council's complaints went unanswered by the Federal Government and attempts to get an injunction against the roadblock failed in court, as a form of protest Mayor Dennis Wardlow and the Council declared the Key West's "independence" on April 23, 1982. In the eyes of the Council, since the federal government had set up the equivalent of a border station as if they were a foreign nation, they might as well become one. As many of the local citizens were referred to as Conchs, the "nation" took the name of the Conch Republic.

As part of the protest, Mayor Wardlow was proclaimed Prime Minister of the Republic, which immediately declared war against the U.S. (symbolically breaking a loaf of stale Cuban bread over the head of a man dressed in a naval uniform), quickly surrendered after one minute (to the man in the uniform), and applied for one billion dollars in foreign aid.

I have been considering the same thing. Sadly with the Patriot act, they would most likely just bury me in a jail.

tony286 · 11-22-2008, 03:49 PM

they would never consider giving our industry a bailout not because we are porn.But because we dont give big political contributions. lol

SilentKnight · 11-22-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon

heh. No, not really.

But as I read about the auto industry shenanigans, it crossed my mind.

Funny...but genuinely food for thought - given the ludicrous bailout proposals floatin' around lately.

Cyandin · 11-22-2008, 05:40 PM

StarkReality · 11-22-2008, 06:14 PM

The bailout thingy is becoming very strange lately, the banks to prevent a immediate total economic breakdown, ok...but if every industry with big political contributions or many possible voters gets a bailout, we can stop the USA "project" and start an Union of American Socialist Republics (UASR), it's ridiculous.

Cash · 11-23-2008, 02:34 PM

haha

funny idea

Tube sites suck.

11-22-2008, 03:27 PM	#1
Halcyon Spread The Pink! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: TrampStampStudios.com Posts: 8,609	Obama aide proposes Porn Industry Bailout from "Tube Disaster" heh. No, not really. But as I read about the auto industry shenanigans, it crossed my mind. __________________ HAL on TEDx:

11-22-2008, 03:46 PM	#3
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Are you Familiar with the Conch Republic? From Wikipedia When the City Council's complaints went unanswered by the Federal Government and attempts to get an injunction against the roadblock failed in court, as a form of protest Mayor Dennis Wardlow and the Council declared the Key West's "independence" on April 23, 1982. In the eyes of the Council, since the federal government had set up the equivalent of a border station as if they were a foreign nation, they might as well become one. As many of the local citizens were referred to as Conchs, the "nation" took the name of the Conch Republic. As part of the protest, Mayor Wardlow was proclaimed Prime Minister of the Republic, which immediately declared war against the U.S. (symbolically breaking a loaf of stale Cuban bread over the head of a man dressed in a naval uniform), quickly surrendered after one minute (to the man in the uniform), and applied for one billion dollars in foreign aid. I have been considering the same thing. Sadly with the Patriot act, they would most likely just bury me in a jail. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

11-23-2008, 02:34 PM	#8
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11-22-2008, 03:29 PM	#2
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	I support bailing out everything

11-22-2008, 03:49 PM	#4
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	they would never consider giving our industry a bailout not because we are porn.But because we dont give big political contributions. lol

11-22-2008, 05:40 PM	#6
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11-22-2008, 06:14 PM	#7
StarkReality Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Posts: 4,444	The bailout thingy is becoming very strange lately, the banks to prevent a immediate total economic breakdown, ok...but if every industry with big political contributions or many possible voters gets a bailout, we can stop the USA "project" and start an Union of American Socialist Republics (UASR), it's ridiculous.