i just got a $600 speeding ticket and i feel fucking amazing:

[MetaMan]

i was going 210kmph in a 100kmph zone and i feel fucking amazing.

there is nothing like zooming in and out of traffic then seeing some cop trying to trail you from a mile back and mr and mrs smith shake their fist as you speed by.

i got into the residential area and pulled the first illegal u-turn i could do then waited for the cops because i saw him in my rear view mirror,

the cop came up and i let out a big fucking fart and rolled down the window, i knew this bitch ass was gonna hit me with a fine so i gave him my own fine.

$600 pfffffff whatever DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL.

i am burning a CD with some of the most gangsta rap in my library and i am going to go speed around in school zones. BRB.

[Ice]

I'm surprised you couldn't get out of the ticket by showing the cop your big cock.

stupid canadian

[Malicious Biz]

I'm surprised you couldn't get out of the ticket by showing the cop your big cock.

Hell, I'm surprised that the cops could even get within 100 yards of him.. what with the thousands of women that swarm him daily.


You know.. sometimes I just think MetaMan may be pulling our collective leg.

[BradM]

I'm surprised you couldn't get out of the ticket by showing the cop your big cock.

stupid canadian

canadians are dirty filthy vermin

[~Ray]

sounds like the roids are kicking in.

[alexchechs]

sounds like the roids are kicking in.

Sure does... or the Extenz

[MetaMan]

Hell, I'm surprised that the cops could even get within 100 yards of him.. what with the thousands of women that swarm him daily.


You know.. sometimes I just think MetaMan may be pulling our collective leg.

man believe what you want but i am 100% legit, 2 legit 2 legit 2 quit, knaw mean knaw sayin? i just met this hotty ukrainian yesterday fitness instructor going to try to take her out sometime next week, i hope my tongue ends up deep in her ass by the end of the night.

I'm surprised you couldn't get out of the ticket by showing the cop your big cock.

stupid canadian

do you know the kind of ticket it is for carrying a concealed weapin? i had to keep it inside my pants.

[L-Pink]

What the fuck model Kia goes 210 kph?


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[directfiesta]

I'm surprised you couldn't get out of the ticket by showing the cop your big cock.

stupid canadian

He is stupid, but not a canadian ...

He is a gypsy slovak that overstayed ....

[MetaMan]

What the fuck model Kia goes 210 kph?


.

if you are interested in kia cars i suggest you visit your local dealership.

[iMind]

I call BS

double the limit and you'd lose your license, and get CHARGES not fines.

[JJ Gold]

i am burning a CD with some of the most gangsta rap in my library and i am going to go speed around in school zones. BRB.

Who the fuck burns CDs?

This thread needs a timeline pic.

[aico]

I call BS

double the limit and you'd lose your license, and get CHARGES not fines.

MetaMan and BS? no fucking way.

[MetaMan]

Who the fuck burns CDs?

This thread needs a timeline pic.

let me guess you are the type of loser who lined up for purchasing the iphone?

LOSER

[bloggingseo]

You know.. sometimes I just think MetaMan may be pulling our collective leg.

You might be on to something

[NOTR]

let me guess you are the type of loser who lined up for purchasing the iphone?

LOSER

So all this happened before your mom woke you up to get to school?

[MetaMan]

So all this happened before your mom woke you up to get to school?

your mom always wears pants because she has hairy legs.

[Raym]

I am sorry ... but that made me laugh!!

[Iron Fist]

How I know this is bullshit is that he would of gotten tazered and been flipping around like a fish..

[Bojangles]

MetaMan be big pimpin' baby.

[TTiger]

gangsta rap suck

[hypedough]

i was going 210kmph in a 100kmph zone and i feel fucking amazing.

there is nothing like zooming in and out of traffic then seeing some cop trying to trail you from a mile back and mr and mrs smith shake their fist as you speed by.

i got into the residential area and pulled the first illegal u-turn i could do then waited for the cops because i saw him in my rear view mirror,

the cop came up and i let out a big fucking fart and rolled down the window, i knew this bitch ass was gonna hit me with a fine so i gave him my own fine.

$600 pfffffff whatever DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL.

i am burning a CD with some of the most gangsta rap in my library and i am going to go speed around in school zones. BRB.

You guys have any laws against getting numerous speeding tickets? I know we got shit out here in LA County preventing any speeding anymore on my end lol.

[wootpr0n]

I say no BS, except for the part about him getting laid.

At least 2 guys here in Edmonton got pulled over for going 200+ kmph. But one of them got a $12,000 ticket. So $600 seems a little bit too low.

But they won't taser you. Most of the time they don't give a shit. They'll write you a ticket and leave.

If you get too many tickets, you will lose your license. If you are street racing and you have a nice car (Ferrari, Aston Martin, etc), the RCMP will take it and crush it (assuming you get convicted).

And once in a while, they have a "Big Ticket Event" where they put cops everywhere on a weekend to give out thousands of speeding tickets.