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11-07-2002, 08:31 PM
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post the most fucked up thing...
you can think of... story, picture, joke... come on, be shocking.
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11-07-2002, 08:34 PM
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A few weeks ago i saw the cops pulling a mangled body out of a miada, it was so twisted you couldn't tell if it was a man/woman or a dog carcass.
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11-07-2002, 08:35 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:35 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:36 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:36 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:37 PM
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Kissssss meee!
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11-07-2002, 08:38 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:38 PM
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how bout some syphillis cack ?
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11-07-2002, 08:39 PM
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Last night I slept with Trenton. It turns out he likes whitey.
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11-07-2002, 08:39 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:40 PM
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Mwuuuhahahahahahaha
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11-07-2002, 08:41 PM
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this one time at band camp...
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11-07-2002, 08:41 PM
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How about some lovely gonnareah eye
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11-07-2002, 08:41 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Not at all the worst, but it made me laugh.
Figured I could post it here. hehehe <img src=http://biomed.brown.edu/Courses/BI108/BI108_2000_Groups/Breast_Implants/pics/capsularcontracturebefore.jpg border="1">
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11-07-2002, 08:42 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:42 PM
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some chlamydia cock drip for ya!
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11-07-2002, 08:43 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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11-07-2002, 08:43 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:44 PM
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Beat this........someones torn off cock!
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11-07-2002, 08:44 PM
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oh my fucking god!
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11-07-2002, 08:45 PM
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11-07-2002, 08:46 PM
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WARNING!!
This story is based on a actual CONVERTO MAN adventure. I took a plane to London, England. And went get a cup of tea, across the street from Buckingham palace. " You Royal Fucks" i muttered as i slowly sipped my Red Rose," I'll show you". I pulled out my backpack full of her pictures, her sweet smile, her hand waving hello. " What a hottie the queen is", Im gonna show her a good royal time. I went to the two Royal guards and pepper sprayed them, as they squirmed in agony, I scaled the fence. i walked to the front door and helped my self in. The beauty and grandness of the palace was immense, like a castle. I walked to the Queens bedroom and quietly entered. She lay asleep on her bed, her glasses were on the night table next to her. I walked up to her bedside like a ninja, and took her coke bottle glasses and hid them. I watched her sleep like a little angel. She must of sensed me, I scurried away and hid out of sight, my heart beating rapidly. " Phillip is that you" she asked with that irritating pompous english accent. " Yes, its me" i answerd back with a half ass James Bond accent( I watched live and let die 200 times, i know a english accent). " I thought you were in Spain" she asked," I came back for you" i whispered." What do you mean?" she asked, Queen Liz reached for her glasses, I could not beleive she was going for my chezzy accent, she thinks I'm the King of England. " i cant find my spectacles, Im blind without them, whats that noise?" she asked. Damn, she heard me squezzing lube onto my hand. " oh darling it just some royal jelly", " Liz, i came back to London to give you a good fucking", I saw her smile." oh Phillip we have not done that since 1984".I whipped off the covers and lifted up her nighty, and started to lick her wrinkled royal pussy. "Oh phillip, OOOOHHHHHH" she said. She reached down yo pull my face deeper into her hahahaha, she was as wet as a royal river. I turned her over and lubed her royal butt hole." What in the name of england are you doing" she asked. " SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH!!!" I yelled, "Phillip,PHILLIP!!!!". I took out my 12 inch cock and rammed deep in her royal anus. Just fuckin her like a wild beast. Blood all over the royal sheets, she just layed there, taking dick like shes supposed to. I turned her over and shoved my dick in her mouth, she grabbed my big cock and started to stroke it." Philip? This isnt Phillip." she said." your goddamn right this isnt phillip you stupid fucking geezzer slut whore! Now just shut the fuck up and suck this dick for daddy". The queen started sucking like it was the Royal Sucking Contest. And I came all over her face, cum was getting stuck in the crack of her wrinkles. Then I got up and shit in her mouth. She freaked and spit it out then hurled, i took her puke annd my shit and made her eat every drop. " fuckin rat ass bicth, that will teach you, WONT IT!!!!!! The End.
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11-07-2002, 08:47 PM
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Where's Labret when ya need him, ha ha ha.
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11-07-2002, 08:49 PM
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Why did I even go through this thread.
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11-07-2002, 08:50 PM
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ouch!
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11-07-2002, 08:56 PM
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There is no bone in your dick. What the fuck is that photo depicting?
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11-07-2002, 09:01 PM
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Is that a cherrio I see in his nut sack?
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11-07-2002, 09:02 PM
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11-07-2002, 09:09 PM
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11-07-2002, 09:10 PM
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11-07-2002, 09:10 PM
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11-07-2002, 09:11 PM
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11-07-2002, 09:32 PM
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i'm sorry nina, but i've sworn off women...
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11-07-2002, 09:46 PM
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11-07-2002, 10:11 PM
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Whats fucked up is after throwing up the entire contents of your stomach, and trying to get some fluids down, throwing up those fluids.
Im serious, water is the worst thing to throw up! (okay, maybe not, but after throwing up everythign else, its gross) |
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11-07-2002, 10:48 PM
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Interesting mood you are in there, Nina...
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11-07-2002, 11:07 PM
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nina,
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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However, if I watch before all thru my dinner, I'll be thinking of them, and again I might puke.
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11-08-2002, 03:26 AM
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its cool
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Nice description, that really helps.
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