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Originally Posted by April777 (Post 15070121)

But really, does beer satisfy you like pussy can?

Good point. Add to that the fact that pussy can buy you beer.

Then again, beer can get you pussy...

Beer is food,beer is life

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15070373)

beer is life

Pussy generates life.

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15070518)

Pussy generates life.

The thing is ... you don't have the TOOL.
It takes two to tango :GFYBand

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 15069808)

Beer doesnt try and talk to you. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have stupid friends. Point beer.
Beer thinks its a great idea to hang out and play call of duty for 6 hours. Point beer.
Beer wont get pregnant. Point beer.
Beer doesnt cry. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have to shave and wash itself to become edible. Point beer.
Beer loves internet porn. Point beer.
Beer thinks Im hilarious. Point beer.
Beer wont cheat on you. Point beer.
Beer wont call the cops when you kick it in the cunt. Point beer.

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 15069904)

Beer doesnt make you wear a condom. Point beer.
Beer doesnt want child support. Point beer.
Beer hates Tori Amos. Point beer.
Beer doesnt want to get married. Point beer.
Beer doesnt ask me if I love it, beer knows I love it. Point beer.
Beer loves my best friend, marijuana. Point beer.
Beer has no problem with me drinking other beers. Point beer.

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 15070272)

After I drink a beer I dont want to cleave its skull in with a hammer. Point beer.
After I drink a beer I dont have to talk to it. Point beer.
Beer. Point beer.
Beer never sends me text messages. Point beer.
I dont have take a shower after drinking beer. Point beer.

I think somebody isn't getting any pussy :1orglaugh

or is gay

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 15070272)

After I drink a beer I dont want to cleave its skull in with a hammer. Point beer.

:error:error:error:error

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 15066875)

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER

This reason alone can make beer win :thumbsup :1orglaugh

LOL!!! Amazing thread, mate!!! :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Gambrinus (Post 15069808)

Beer doesnt try and talk to you. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have stupid friends. Point beer.
Beer thinks its a great idea to hang out and play call of duty for 6 hours. Point beer.
Beer wont get pregnant. Point beer.
Beer doesnt cry. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have to shave and wash itself to become edible. Point beer.
Beer loves internet porn. Point beer.
Beer thinks Im hilarious. Point beer.
Beer wont cheat on you. Point beer.
Beer wont call the cops when you kick it in the cunt. Point beer.

True but too much beer can contribute to unexpected pregnancy.

Lol....that was a great thread!!

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15067685)

a bottle of beer doesn't turn to a bottle of ketchup one week out of every month

roflllllllllllll!

glad you guys liked it

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Originally Posted by TondaB (Post 15066888)

Kind of cute...but doubtful that any man would choose beer over pussy.

Yeah, well you can change that by saying that you do not think any STRAIGHT MAN would choose beer over pussy. The only ones that would are the ones that could not get it. But I hate beer and love jack and coke, so I am not one to talk about beer.

Beer never asks where this relation is going..
beer never has to have that talk!! Point to beer!

Beer doesn't have a twin sister to fuck...point pussy!