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List things you've always wanted to know
What would a chair look like if your legs bent the other way?
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What's on the other side at the end of the Universe?
Why won't the aliens that we know surely have stopped by for a visit to check us out, stay for a while and show themselves? The 6 Billion people now living on earth will all have died by the year 2150, where the heck are they going to bury that many people? What's the exit strategy for this planet when the Sun starts to die out? If God created everything, who created God? What will the porno industry be like in the year 2525? Will Bill Gates and Microsoft still rule the computer industry when Windows 3000 comes out? Will we ever figure out how to travel in Time? |
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What happens tomorrow.
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Well bob since you asked...I've been wondering this for the longest time...what happened to you in the other thread???
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was wasnt i born rich..?
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Why is there always room for Jello?
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What does [Labret] do?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Its constantly growing and expanding and is supposedly infinite. So there is no other side. hehehe ;)
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why does my cat always shit when i am making dinner or about to eat?
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Funny Fletch. But from the standpoint of physics, every front side of matter has a back side to go with it.
So, what matter, substance, etc. is the Universe expanding into if there is nothing on the other side then? |
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How do the bank machines scan my debit card and give me the right amount of money?
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What is Chinese food called in China?
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How long can I lay around in bed for fun before I break out in bed sores?
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Which mammal produces the largest amount of ejaculate, and how much is it?
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earth is in the solar system, the solar system is in the galaxy, the galaxy is in the universe. what the fuck it the universe in? what was it before the big bang?? i read an article the other day... people think that there were multiple simultanious big bangs... what's going on in other universes if there are any?
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there are over 4billion different combonations on the first 4 moves of chess on both sides.......
over 30k tons of waste in one square mile of ocean water...... |
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He fucks prepubescent donkeys. Ya know how most of us say 'give a dog a bone'. He says 'give a donkey a bone'. |
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Why we're not married yet? Well we've got three little ones to care for,bills etc... honestly we don't have the money to get married right now. Trust me if we did we'd be standing at the alter ![]() I want a big fairy tail wedding and it's going to cost a pretty penny. We're doing great with being common-law, and when the money is all saved up you'll be on the guest list ![]() |
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I admire you Pink. I have one 7 year old. I don't know how couples handle the stress from lots of kids. My sister started having kids at 20 and she has 6 of them now. My ex's sister has 8 kids. For the life of me I can't even comprehend having a moment to rest with 8 little ones to care for. My one keeps me busy 24/7.
Kids are the greatest though. You do give up a lot of things in your life, and there are times where they can drive you to the brink, but its worth every minute. Before you have kids, make sure your marriage or relationship is super solid because it will impact it to the max. My ex couldn't handle the whole mother thing very well. When we got divorced I got custody thank god. |
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Now that I don't knwo if I could handle. Next time you see your sister and ex-sis give them a big huge from me and tell them I say "GOD BLESS" ![]() When I had my 1st it was pretty easy.Work but not too bad.I was pregnant with my second one and kinda scared of would I be able to handle the two of them. It was a little harder having the two. Then I got pregnant again and was a little more worried. My bf was working 17hr shifts and I had two little boys and just had a baby. After having a baby your body kinda hurts but I managed well. I honestly don't think you can make sure your relationship "ready". Does that makes sence? ![]() You can be rock solid with just the two of you but the minute you find out your pregnant everything changes. Things get scary,you have all these diffrent emotions,stress and so forth. It usually is a very tramatic time for both. Congrats on getting custody ![]() Now this guy has another baby (4 months old) with a 15 yr. old and he's 26. Sick eh ![]() Anywho I'm ranting again ![]() Carry on. |
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Yep, I always say to my sis she deserves an award. Her kids are all little angels, so she got lucky in that respect. She said the hardest part of it is all the laundry, food shopping for that many people and all the kids each wanting their own goodies, and cooking meals for her whole crew 24/7 since you can't go to restaurants with that big a group too frequently.
I agree with you on the relationship thing. I must have asked my ex though a hundred times before we had our son, are you sure you're ready for the lifestyle change this is going to have for us. And she would always say absolutely, positively. Then when we had him she went through that post pregnancy depression thing that a lot of new moms experience, and was all freaked out about losing her killer figure (she was a former Playboy model), and then going from a fun lifestyle to a more responsible family style way of day to day living. By 99 she said she wasn't happy in the marriage and just wanted to be free again and couldn't deal with the routines of family life any longer. We're the best of friends now and the divorce went smooth as can be. So at least she got what she wanted, though after 3 years since we separated she still hasn't had a single happy relationship. So go figure. I think she has issues to work out. |
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![]() I have my oldest asking for joice and then my 2yr. old and all of a sudden out of nowhere my youngest is whinning for juice. I swear sometimes you just wanna hurt them lol but you stop and think for a sec and realize that their just kids usually they don't know any better. I was afraid that I might get post-partum depression (my bestfriend went throught it and it was scary) but luckily I didn't. I was a bit worried that I wouldn't get my body back to how it was before but I did. I feel for the girls who are afraid to have kids because they don't want to lose their bodies ![]() ![]() I'm happy to hear that you're doing well with your son and the whole divorce thing ![]() I know a few ppl who had a messy divorce ![]() |
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Why isn't life easy for everyone?
It would coz less hassle and violence for everyone in the world!! thats what I want to know |
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If there are gents in the gentry, what's in the country?
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Or more precisely, What does he do that's worthwhile?
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The universe is not inifinite. Who told you that?
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If someone from nigeria is called a nigerian, then what is someone from niger called?
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What are the 11 secret spices in Kentucky fried chicken?
Why are the holes in a pepper shaker smaller than the holes in a salt shaker when the pepper flakes are larger than salt grains? |
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Why do they said weight's not genetic when indentical twins always weigh the same +/-10 pounds? Surely you don't believe they always eat the exact same things and excercise the same amount of time!
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![]() Things I often ponder: Is a "horsepower" rating really accurate? How do they test these things? What if just one of the "Laws of Physics" turns out to be wrong? Would that alter all "scientific" beliefs about the universe, etc? Why is it that high-profile vehicles always have one headlight that hits me right in the eyes?
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