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FUNNY - support ticket of the day... lol

03-17-2009, 05:05 PM

We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one

"Hi Fellas!
My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

omg... that's MojoHost support.

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03-17-2009, 05:08 PM

top notch support
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03-17-2009, 05:17 PM

Wow!
I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that..

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03-17-2009, 05:19 PM

pretty quick with remote assistance
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03-17-2009, 05:23 PM

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!
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03-17-2009, 05:28 PM

ffmpeg is so 90s

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03-17-2009, 05:34 PM

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

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03-17-2009, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by RyuLion

Wow!
I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that..

Oh we'll see, there are definitely limits but sometimes strange things like this pay back in other ways (karma, etc).

Originally posted by jdavis

pretty quick with remote assistance

Yeah... if most of our guys didn't have Linux desktops themselves because they're supernerds. LOL

Originally posted by Sands

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

just a few tablespoons, I think!

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wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

It's not over till it's over... lol

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03-17-2009, 05:54 PM

Brad, kindly turn on ICQ.
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03-17-2009, 05:56 PM

http://www.teamviewer.com/index.aspx is all you need

Originally posted by Brad Mitchell

We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one

"Hi Fellas!
My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

omg... that's MojoHost support.

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03-17-2009, 07:02 PM

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

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03-17-2009, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by Sands

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!
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03-17-2009, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

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03-17-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

you drive over to his house and suck his cock...

on second thought, send brad over...
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03-17-2009, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

you drive over to his house and suck his cock...

on second thought, send brad over...

Hey Brad, you up for a little man on man action?

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03-17-2009, 10:01 PM

This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!!

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03-17-2009, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by BluMedia

This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!!

What can I say, I'm inspirational.

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03-17-2009, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by jact

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you

How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

Tell Juicy to stop making fake support tickets.

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03-18-2009, 04:18 AM

Remote assistance helps a lot...

I'm just a newbie.
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03-18-2009, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by sharphead

Tell Juicy to stop making fake support tickets.

Its Juicy alright. But its not a fake.

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03-18-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Brad Mitchell

need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."

"We can sure help you with that", I'd say, "the instructions are right here":
http://google.com

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My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software.

Did you have the heart to tel him that he probably just spent $2000 on something that
a $2 CMOS battery would probably fix, as that the most common cause of "dead" motherboards? ;)

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03-25-2009, 10:13 PM

Wow, as a matter of follow up... I said no such thing... evidently we had this completed the same evening via ticketing and phone within a couple hours of it being opened.

Way to go, Dan! LOL

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03-25-2009, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by jmcb420

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

He usually does

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03-25-2009, 11:22 PM

just give him contact for Microsoft support :idea:

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